I had a dream that I was a ghost hunter.  Then this song popped into my head.  Please enjoy this brain-goblin.

Let's Get The Haunty - Haunts Out (Of This Hotel 7)

A theme song for a thoroughly unliked children's show

NUMBO’S CORNER 3

NUMBO’S CORNER 2

NUMBO’S CORNER 1

A song about food and the feelings we have for it.  Specifically the good feelings that a person (some sort of cookie monster/caveman hybrid that only wants to eat meat?) has for various meat related dishes and his abhorrence of salad.  Salad's not bad, guy!  You should try it!  

Happy Happy Happy

I can't beat box.  I tried.  Scratch that - I can . . . but it's bad.  It's really awful.  My apologies to people who can beatbox.  And also to people who hate the word "moist."  






MOIST

Bad Beat Box 1: Moist

This is a song about a Rainbow! It may sound familiar! Thanks to Suzy Phillips for playing the Ukulele here.  She's the First official Fangly Parsnips Collaborator!  Although lots of people have contributed ideas so far.  You know who you are.  For shame!

Something Something Rainbow

This is a song about kitties.  This kitty has a solo in it.  This introduction does not accurately prepare you for what this song is going to sound like.

Kitty Kitty Meow Meow

The most eeEEeevil of all my tracks!  Captain Fantastico will never escape my grav-o-tron ray!  MWAHAHAHAHA.

Bad Beat Box 2 - Evil Laugh

This song is inspired by this shirt . . . I don't really hate everyone! But pants?!! Those are the worst.

I Hate Everyone And Pants

Fangly Parsnips is all the songs that have been rattling around my brain for years without a way to get out . . . until now.  New songs every saturday until the first album is finished!

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