VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42760129

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as SpongeBob SquarePants
TimeLord 103 as Peter Pan

LYRICS:
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Did you know that nothing comes from mere child’s play?
Try taking your bars and push them somewhere else, okay?
I’ll blow and pop this man-child like a Bubble, Buddy
And as for Cubby, I won’t be sorry if I called him “tubby”
Tried to have Jane stuck in your Neverland like your shadow?
For a Lost Boy and Tinker Bell, you’re one strange fellow
Here’s a twist of how this battle could be,
Having Peter stuck in that Kelp Forest for all eternity!

Peter Pan:
It’s clear that you would ruin Nick and everything
My disses are like those jellyfish you catch, because they’ll sting
Forget your know-your-child crap, I’ve seen better from a Rugrat
I’m turning up the Bubble Bass against this dumb brat!
You’re only popular for kids in mental hospitals
‘Cause I’m not the one who made Squidward’s life impossible
So there goes his hopes and dreams, like your creator and his sanity
I’m the spirit of youth, you’re the spirit of stupidity
Like Jenkins, your show is getting old, even for John and Michael
I’m how Disney have faith and trust with no denial
You’ll fail in this fight like Mrs. Puff’s Boating School
Go sleep in that shed, because you’re being a tool

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What happens when this sponge makes the red man say ugh?
He makes me the kid taking down your prologue
All of this has happened now, and it won’t ever again
You’re full of Ink Lemonade, and you’re up in the pan, Pan!
I may be a Goofy Goober, but it’s you that needs to grow up
But not in that Robin Williams flick that’ll make me throw up
And if you’re like my knockoff, you’re anything “but awesome”
You should doodle doodles like DoodleBob. Yeah, go draw some!
I’ll send this Robin Hood to that Flying Dutchman’s ship
The second star to the right shines in me starting to flip
And I got one more thing to say about this young dweeb
Consider this the time you’ve got beaten by me

Peter Pan:
I got peanut butter named after me, but not you, idiot
My flow is so sick, not even Patrick and Sandy can stop it
Spoiler alert, you just proved that in your ocean floor,
There is no justice nor peace! There’s only anger and war
Not to mention, a lot of fish addicted to Krabby Patties
And that makes Wendy wanna run back to her daddy
Like Captain Hook, I’ll feed that crocodile one of your hands
You’ve thrown out your win like your name! “Who Bob What Pants?”

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Peter Pan (Season 2 Premiere)

VOTE FOR WON WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42827858

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Soulker

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Super Mario
Christopher Carbery as Alexander Hamilton

LYRICS:
Super Mario: (HERE WE GO!)
How does a failure, orphan and an Scotsman grew up
to let some memory of his past make him throw away his shot?
He’s never gonna be president and I don’t think he ever will be
I’m how Sonic got his fame! I don’t care if he can top me
Just because you cheat your wife, Aaron Burr had to destroy your rep
That meant you lost everything and your son have to die, yes
You lost to Jefferson like you’ll lose to this superstar, you see
I’m the George Washington of games, you more like Charles Lee

Alexander Hamilton:
If you stand as a plumber, Mario, what will you fall for?
Here’s the answer: NOTHING, which is why you’re uncalled for
Well, sure, I hardly noticed about those pipes inside your Odyssey
Even any Toad could make some King Kong out of Donkey Kong, see?
Clearly, I’ve never heard about this blue, fast animal named “Sonic”
But you would have more fame than him if not for his fans being pathetic
How many Koopa Troopas died because you have lost your shell?
You got hit by a Spiny one, that’s why your Kart didn't go well

Super Mario:
Aww, is Alexander having a fit like Bowser’s son?
If you weren’t so short-tempered, whatever you say wouldn’t be wrong
And you wouldn’t chomp on my mushrooms like a Piranha Plant to rhyme
Because you’ll just rap like you’re running out of time
Don’t pretend that King George would remind me of his love if he could
You’re the next Goomba I’ll stomp and feed to my Yoshi, understood?
I’m in the room where it happens while you’re stuck inside my galaxy
Aiming your pistol at the Sunshine; the sudden death for your calamity

Alexander Hamilton:
There are a few bars I haven’t dropped, but just you wait
Bowser kidnapping your girl a lot? Guess she took the bait
And what’s this? Your princess and Luigi got nothing against my men?
I might just steal your power-ups like those British cannons, then
Enough with those stars in paintings! You’ve got nothing to hide for
I am non-stop in my flow and you don’t know what you fight for
You should hang out with Pokémon more often, like Pikachu and Lucario
And if you don’t know, now you know, Mister Mario

Alexander Hamilton vs Super Mario

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42958921

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Rosebone

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Bloo & Wakko Warner
TimeLord 103(https://soundcloud.com/timelord-254842417) as Yakko Warner & Mac
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Dot Warner

LYRICS:
Bloo:
Actually, you can just call me Bloo, sir
When I’m done with this “Yakko”, he won’t say “Hello Nurse”
Battling this Bloo Superdude? I’d like to see you try
So go ahead! Drive me insane like you made Ralph lose his mind!
You think there’s some world according to you? I doubt that
There’s no doctor you could Scratchansniff with, you dirty rat
What kind of pathetic excuse do you need to say?
I think that beating you Mac and Bloo would finish you today

Yakko:
It’s time for me to take the stage against Foster’s Home
You’re just an illusion, tell that to any Russian drone
Second to Powerpuff Girls with those Teen Titans in your slacks
But for my brother and sister, we three got better comebacks
You never get your way, so you think anger gives you power
That’s why your “Imaginary Friends” felt worse every hour
And tell Herriman and Frankie I’m in for a Wilt hunting
Dot:
Your life is just some popularity contest coming
Wakko:
That Network has ruined your Cartoon, someone call the police
Yakko:
‘Cause it sends some wrong messages with no sense of peace
Not sure who does paddleballs better, Q Kazoo or the Warner brother
I’ll drop that anvil on your head in front of Madame Foster

Bloo:
Sorry, I didn’t hear you. I thought Coco wanted to speak
Uh, Mac? What do you think about this doggy-monkey freak?
Mac:
I don’t know about him. He never takes anything serious
Like Goo’s imagination, when he’s zany, it’s too hazardous!
Bloo:
Why bother to rehearse? Steven was wrong to create you
I can’t even stand you! Did you hold yourself back, too?
This means war, and no, I’m not talking Warners, son
Coming back just because you’re selling out? That’s just wrong
Lived for 99 episodes but you got cancelled so badly
No wish from Wakko adds up to your series finale
Don’t pack away the snacks, I don’t care why Yakko yaks
You should stay in the 90’s, ‘cause you belong in the past

Yakko:
Let’s review your character development, okay?
You and Terrence are dumb like Pinky and I’m smart like the Brain
And your Eduardo can’t even face Eds, like Double D and Eddy
I won’t wish everyone a good night this time. I hope they’re ready
Viewers don’t watch you anymore, they Wander Over Yonder
Your parade float got replaced by some Sesame Street monsters
Yakko, Wakko, & Dot:
Say goodbye to Bloo, everyone. Those are the facts!
Yakko:
‘Cause I’m sure your show has to end with Cheese coming back

Blooregard Q Kazoo vs Yakko Warner

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45346214

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Cyrov

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Earthworm Jim
TimeLord 103 (https://soundcloud.com/timelord-254842417) as Buzz Lightyear

LYRICS:
Earthworm Jim:
Just because history always repeats itself, astronauts can’t be choosers
Therefore, let me show you who can be a better shooter
You are a Tin Toy in your Toy Story, and in the worst way I can think of
I’m not certain why you would simply try to play rough
And I cannot say that you got a “Friend in Me”
It’s not surprising you show up to have a cowboy rife with envy
Even Snoopy and Charlie Brown can do space better than your green men
This is what happens if he could diss me, but he just don’t know when

Buzz Lightyear:
For infinity and beyond will I have to chance to snap
into this Slim Jim James Jimmy James Jim rap
I just don’t get your moves, suit and weapons. They don’t make sense!
And those people who made your sequel have lost their heads
Tell me, what kind of a princess name is “What’s-her-name?”
Even your villains or your dog might just give someone mental pain
You’re a sad, strange little worm who cannot handle Zurg like I can
There’s none you got compared to Woody’s Roundup and Star Command

Earthworm Jim:
Play nice or eat dirt, space man. Don’t try to push me out the window
I will keep this fight GROOVY to have your lazer set to zero
And you lead with the Santa Clause to send Tim Allen to the Disney vault
I wouldn’t be surprised if your defeat is Rex’s fault

Buzz Lightyear:
Last time I checked, The Emperor’s New Groove had better slapstick
Keep that snot pack to yourself, you freak of nature! I don’t like your tricks!
You can’t even stop wasting your superhero schtick on TV
‘Cause I would take you down, but any cow might do that for me

Earthworm Jim vs Buzz Lightyear

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45555482

PRODUCTION:
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Pac-Man
Christopher Carbery as Peter Venkman

LYRICS:
Pac-Man:
Who you gonna call rather than some hopeless scientist?
I won’t need some Power Pellets to take down this narcissist
‘Cause there’s no reason for any chick to Peck like Walter, and
you can’t even sell out to Warner Brothers with some Marshmallow Man
That explains that you don’t ever have a crossover with Scooby-Doo
So I came out strong in the eighties before Slimer and you
I ain’t afraid of any ghost or your female reboot, no
What can your proton pack do against my arcade flow?
Nothing, that’s what! And just for you, there is no Afterlife
You wouldn’t dare to go inside my Pac-Man World if you try
There is no gate keeper here. “Are you the keymaster”, she said
Egon but not forgotten? Time to wake up the undead

Peter Venkman:
Back off, man. You’re a Pac job, man. Change your name to Lackey, man.
Try chomping on my rhymes like fruits and dots if you can
You went from old school to old news since you are no longer found
The world’s had enough with those Pixels and your annoying 8-bit sounds!
And you’re basic like your every maze, that’s how madness discovered itself
Even Ray should know your franchise don’t last as long as any power cell
Never thought about your “Ghostly Adventures.” I won’t put up with that
You’re good at eating ghosts, but can’t even get rid of your belly fat
I don’t think Winston would put up with your girl called Ms. Pac-Man
Take one step close to me and I’ll show you my Pac-Attack, man
Your hunger can’t chop down on all of my fans with more rhymes to bust
We came, we saw, we left your arcade game to bite the dust

Peter Venkman vs Pac-Man (BONUS)

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45580212

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Arthur_Clark

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Dora the Explorer
Christopher Carbery as Mowgli

LYRICS:
Dora:
Hola. I’m Dora, taking down this wild brat
Dissing you for Diego? Well, how about that?
I’ve been reading about flow and rapping as such
But I knew that in your world, you trust no one so much
I’ll put your dirty diaper in my backpack, understood?
You were raised by wolves, that’s why you waltz in the woods
And that Indian jungle is not on my map at all
It’s the survival of the fittest, and you’re losing this brawl

Mowgli:
I’ve had it with some Indiana Jones female
She’s been going downhill because of Boots’ tail
I look for the Bare Necessities while you look for Blue’s Clues
Besides man’s red flower, I don’t wanna be like you-ou-ou
Don’t give me a blank stare, go back to your mom and dad
Even Swiper proves how good comes out of being bad
And no, this battle will not be en español
Because I will not stand your “Lost City of Gold”

Dora:
Bears, panthers and vultures can’t compare to you
Unlike any elephant, you’re off your trunk, too
You’re most likely to eat or get eaten in your case
But why not? It’s just the law of the jungle, anyway

Mowgli:
If I learn about exploring, I watch that El Dorado movie
Since Internet Explorer is faster than you, see?
The last thing I expect you is to “Trust in Me”
You don’t belong to Nick, you belong to the Addams family

Dora:
What was your favorite part about your parents dying?
Mine is how they have left you behind. I’m not lying!
You only live in the village when there’s that breakfast nook
Thanks for helping, but I’m throwing away the Jungle Book

Mowgli:
Like Shere-Khan, you’ll be the tiger I’ll burn a lot
The only holy grail you’ll ever find is in Spamalot
I’ll take you down with me, and it won’t be beautiful
¡Lo hicemos! I just beat somebody so “a-Dora-bull”

Mowgli vs Dora

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45657521

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Reiko

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Charlie Brown
Christopher Carbery as Timmy Turner (& Linus)

LYRICS:
Charlie Brown:
Oh, Linus, must I beat this average kid that no one understands?
Linus:
Yes, Charlie Brown. Maybe then you could steal magic from his hands
Charlie Brown:
Too bad Butch got fired to let a sponge rip out your Hart, man
Three times Drake Bell plays you and your whole life falls apart, man
You’re always second to your parents and you could barely heel
There’s too much FAIRIES going on, now I know how Crocker feels
You’re just a bad kid while I’m a Good Man with such bliss
I’ll beat you up like I’m either Icky Vicky or Francis

Timmy Turner:
Did you just diss me about an evil babysitter?
Says the boy whose been talked down from Lucy and his sister
And don’t think your beagle can beat Cosmo and Wanda at all,
because you’re the one on your back when I take away the football
Just admit it: to you, once a blockhead, always a blockhead
To me, a blockhead means a failure that’s better off dead
You might yell “Rats!” when you get rocks from me by the time I win
Your victory is non-existent, just like the Great Pumpkin

Charlie Brown:
Breaking Da Rules with rap? Good grief. You’ll make Jorgen mad again
Go back to your Dimmsdale home before you start feeling sad again
And when will you ever learn that your actions have consequences?
I just can’t stand it. You never seem to care about differences

Timmy Turner:
What differences? I don’t know anything about them.
Don’t start with me or I’ll show you my Wishology for a millenium!
I’ll bet Linus wrote these lines for you since you’re no good at sports
My raps just took you down, change names from Peanuts to dumb pork

Charlie Brown vs Timmy Turner

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45871524

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by GRILLABEATS

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Tak
Christopher Carbery as Tutenstein

LYRICS:
Tak:
Now let me guess, some mummy kid who thinks he’s royalty?
Doesn’t make sense if he’s never learned about loyalty
Watch as Tak attacks this Egyptian adolescent hard
Maybe I’ll show Lok that you’re useless and have gone too far
Are you “wrapped up” because you got a cat and girl by your side?
Guess that serves you right in three thousand years for your pride
And I think you’re not the real King Tut to be specific
If I learn about mummies, I watch National Geographic 

Tutenstein:
Silence! I order you to hand over the microphone
I test the Great Juju Challenge in rap, for you are unknown
and forgotten like your show! Go back to swinging through vines
I will not stand your terrible character designs
As for your games, nothing but horrible Crash Bandicoot vibes
This shaman is just mad ‘cause he can’t pronounce his own tribe
Your juju tricks are no match to the Scepter of Was, no
And no worthless “Staff of Dreams” can take down this child pharoah

Tak:
Wow, that verse Sphinx worse than your museum exhibit
Should I turn you into a sheep or a frog that goes ribbit?
Not sure if your empire was the truth or a lie
Dare to drop another bar? I like to see you try

Tutenstein:
Such defiant nonsense you have made! It’s ridiculous!
Go run back to Jibolba since it’s you I will never miss
I’ve seen more ugly from your enemies than your nose
You are the worst young man whose franchise is too gross

Tak vs Tutenstein

the last bonus battle

WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/45936053

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Nick Nitro

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Rayman
TimeLord 103 (https://soundcloud.com/timelord-254842417) as Sans
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Papyrus (cameo)

LYRICS:
Rayman:
Making this fight “NYEH” featuring Papyrus? No problem, let’s go
The Teensies have no excuse for a skeleton whose afterlife is low
Maybe he’s so lazy that some kid like Frisk wrote his lines for him
I think that you’re a little reaper who is much worse than Grim

Sans:
Now is not my time to go to Grillby’s when I rap
‘Cause by the time I’m done with you, it’s best I take a nap
You’re boring and not good, too bad you’re better off forgotten
I need to ask you, why are your Origins and Legends rotten?
You got zero in loser, and losers like you should burn in hell, too
Replaced by a bunch of Rabbids, and look what happened to you
Nobody cares about you, Globox, your friends, foes, or storyline
It’s no doubt to cause Hoodlum Havoc since this battle is mine

Rayman:
Can’t say I don’t have a bone to pick with you being gone
It’s sad some mom divorced with the king when they lost their son
And since when was this lazy bonehead the one in control
if he cannot get his schtick done or even reach his goal?
Must be horrible for you how humans win against monsters
Because it’s true that most prey like them have become hunters
Your flow is screwed up like those experiments in Alphys’ lab
Try to mess with me for real, and your rhymes won’t be on your tab

Sans:
We’re doing this the hard way, then. I dare you to take me down
And when will you learn that you have felt more lost than found?
You’re doomed, Rayman! You’re getting dunked on, enough said
‘Cause you ain’t coming back when all that’s left is your head

Rayman vs Sans (BONUS BATTLE)

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg86WwrbyY

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Robert Tar

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Twilight Sparkle
TimeLord 103 <Timey> (https://soundcloud.com/timelord-254842417) as Harry Potter
Christopher Carbery as The Wizard of Oz

LYRICS:
Twilight Sparkle:
What are the odds? Me going against this big kid?
Because of Ron and Hermione with him, he has flipped his lid
You think your Hogwarts spells can make me lose my focus?
Please. I’ve seen better witchcraft in Disney’s Hocus Pocus

Harry Potter:
First of all, what the bloody hell is My Little Pony?
Clearly, I’m famous and all but I can't stand a brony
I’ve been lying if I say I won’t hurt a Fluttershy
Wonder what you would do without Rarity and Pinkie Pie

Twilight Sparkle:
Don’t you go there! Not even Rainbow Dash can show you mercy
I’m not the one whose a slave to some abusive Dursley
Don’t you know Applejack with that scar on your forehead?
You’re the boy who lived when your parents and Sirius Black stay dead
Somebody needs to fix their glasses, or their wand at least
No need for a dementor’s kiss, I’m the real Fantastic Beast!
At least my foes become friends, you and Malfoy are at each other’s throats
Spike just wrote my disses for me so he might write my victory note

Harry Potter:
That verse was worse than you making a “friendship problem”, mate
Pretty sure chaos got the best of you, let Discord decide your fate!
I’ve taken down Voldemort, and yet, you’re the one filled with fright
I’ll send you to the moon like Princess Luna, how’s that for a Nightmare Night?
The Sorting Hat just cannot tell which house you might live in,
but from your scary fan-fiction, better be Syltherin
Having a New Generation? Now is not the time for horseplay
This rap battle has been just perfect, but this ain’t your lucky day

Wizard of Oz:
(slow)
I am Oz, the great and powerful wizard
Unlike the Tin Man that is pure of heart, you both are never gentle as a lizard
(normal)
Let me say that you’re both helpless Munchkins to me
You can’t have brains like the Scarecrow, and for a Lion, you’re Cowardly
And there’s no place like home for Dorothy, but you have none
I’ll melt you like the Wicked Witch of the West, then you’ll be gone
Pay no attention to the man who cannot stand the both of you
It’s a different color for a horse and Twilight Sparkle, too
Back off, Potter! You can’t match me with your magic and jokes!
I can’t let you win. I don’t know how it works. Goodbye, folks!

Twilight Sparkle vs Harry Potter

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/05Zd1kk3my6

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Derpiest Game Blast & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
flowtest by Christopher Carbery

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Detective Pikachu, Scooby-Doo & Josh(cameo)
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Steve Burns

LYRICS:
Detective Pikachu:
So, let me guess, I have to beat two rappers for the price of one?
Well, why not? Meanwhile, I’ll need some coffee by the time I’m done
You guys are barely getting Clues while I already caught them all
Hopefully, Team Rocket won’t be the only ones blasting off in this brawl
Let’s get back to last season about some Ninja Turtle saying something, right?
It was about Scooby in live-action. I mean, at least I got better CGI
Clearly, searching for Tim Goodman’s dad sure got him staying lit
Good thing he’s not forgotten like Scooby’s family tree and the Banana Splits
Speaking of families, though, I think Steve only went to college
just to let Joe and Josh get enough hate to ruin your kind of knowledge
I never get the point about unmasking Majora’s Mask,
but for you and Link, Scoob, I don’t think that would be too much to ask

Steve Burns:
I was looking over the Blues Clues, and let's see what we got
There's one good rapper, Sherlock Holmes Pokémon, and a non worthy dog
With all these Clues added up, and not lost like Fred's traps
I got it! It was this battle, where I'm the only one with actually good raps!
Also, speaking of Scooby, if we have to talk about his Courage crossover flick,
I’ll say “King Ramses!” (Eustace: What’s your offer?) It’s Gauze up, ain’t it?
Forget about anime for kids, okay? You ain’t so “Scoobynatural”
We're not talking about Shaggy but I'm the green shirted guy standing tall
Moving onto Pikachu, let's see how Ash abandoned you
Going from Charizard and Greninja just to forget about you, Pikachu
Meanwhile, you might as well go back to your Mystery Dungeon project…
Josh (Blue’s Clues & You!):
…so Scooby can tell that to his Great White clone that don’t get no respect!

Scooby-Doo:
Ruh-roh! Stevie just let a sponge be a Little Bear’s worst nightmare!
That’s so very scary, not any ghost, ghoul, or monster could compare
Now I get this Pikachu’s fact about live-action and CGI,
but do I need to mention his worst Level-5 knockoff about “Yo-kai”?
Let any Nicktoon tell Steve why he’s such a total sucker
since their network’s reboots ain’t ever better, or should I say “Fairly Odder”?
Perhaps Velma can find out to show you both and Ash Ketchum where it hurts
And she can tell those glasses and hair loss suit Steve better than his shirt
Rikes! I couldn’t stand Nick Junior or Steve’s notebook as a matter of fact
Pikachu needs to eat his berries, but this time, I don’t need a Scooby Snack
Mystery solved! I got away with this if it were for the both of you
Only three words to end this: Scooby-dooby-doo!

Detective Pikachu vs Steve Burns vs Scooby-Doo

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxkQ16n0

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Danii (https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890),
AyeDracoVR!/Lil Draco/Henry Jones (https://soundcloud.com/henry-jones-74869810) & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by D-M Beats Squadron
flowtest by Christopher Carbery

LYRICS:
Pooh Bear:
Oh, bother. Time for my rap exercise, then.
After that, I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore at the end
Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures, but you’re not much of a treat
And how does it feel being left behind with No Feet?
I just heard about your best friends from Emily to Mitzy,
but not even they can beat the A.A. MC
It’s raining, it’s pouring, there goes your show’s soundtrack
If at first you don’t succeed, I think it’s best you’ll just step back
 
Little Bear:
Hey, Mama and Papa Bear? This toy wants to battle me?
And while he’s eating honey, my flow won’t be so sweet
Not surprised Christopher Robin grew up without you being a bore
Suppose Gopher should know that you’re not in his book anymore
Can’t save that Rabbit and his garden? Well, ain’t you sadly mistaken?
Bet some Heffalumps and Woozles should have your Tigger taken
We Were Very Young, but some things never change when We Were Six
since you and your friends are supposed to act like childish dimwits
 
Pooh Bear:
What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably my shirt
But maybe stick to wearing your soft, thick brown fur
I’m a bear with a little brain, but I am smart enough
to see that you can’t even handle my stuff and fluff
Plus, thinking you’ll win is surly a Fair-lie like your name
When it comes to best sellers, you only have some time for fame
I don’t have to finish this since Nick Jr does that, dude
The winner goes to Where the Wild Things Are, Winnie the Pooh
 
Little Bear:
Was that you rapping or did you stutter like Piglet?
I might cook rhymes like either Birthday Soup or fish soup, and that’s it!
Guess what, silly old bear? I’m making a big impact!
I’ll throw you like a Hundred Acre, and that’s a fact!
If you’re really smart, why don’t you try to battle Paddington
or just a cute fox from some French animation?
But instead, I’ll rip out your stuffing just for fun,
‘cause you had Many Adventures and facing me is now your last one

Winnie The Pooh vs Little Bear

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/NPgxEEPB1Z2

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Derpiest Game Blast & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Spence Mills
flowtest by Christopher Carbery

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Betelguese
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Scratch
Sophia Anne Caruso as Lydia Deetz

LYRICS:
Betelguese:
Whoa, nelly! What do we have here? A ghost or an undead parasite?
One thing for sure, this Scratchy Scratch is in for one hell of a fright
Here I come, baby! This ain’t my first rodeo, or even my first rap battle
Oh, and speaking of rodeos, you can’t even handle someone’s cattle
I taught some ghosts to haunt their house and I didn’t get cursed like you did
So I guess that is why I don’t deal with a bunch of losers anymore, kid
And another thing, here’s a question that might give anybody a headache:
Did someone try to make Casper the Friendly Ghost out of Master Shake?

Scratch:
Have we seen this ghost before? I must have deja boo
Then again, I’ll leave this beetle squished by the time I’m through
And besides, I can’t stand you or Lydia complaining her dead mom like an idiot
Not even Molly McGee or Geoff can put up with her being a delusional twit
You know what? Any other Tim Burton film would make much more of a profit
since your musical is so worthless, you can’t hide one skeleton in your closet
I might just guess why you can’t win in this hip-hop kinda fight
You were a bridesmaid to Adam and Babs, but never the Corpse Bride

(the beat stops to a halt for a creepy chorus singing Day-O -Banana Boat Song-)
Lydia: (spoken)
Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice… BEETLEJUICE!

Betelguese:
(spoken: IT’S SHOWTIME.)
(the beat resumes while Beetlejuice is laughing maniacally)

Betelguese:
Turn up the beat and see what shakes loose
when I beat this Disney cartoon ruse
Do I have to mention your first season?
It gets more boring every single time I see it!
Not to mention, I don’t think you’re qualified
since you’re used to being gross! But on the bright side,
some possessions won’t ever make me tardy…
Learn to get a grave! Good for zombies at parties!
Not much of a gray matter since cartoons started in black and white
But if you would really enjoy your afterlife, I think you should “Jump in the Line”
I have finished my dead raps and they’re like your “Chairman” boss, OVER!
At the end, you should fit in some Nightmare Before Christmas cross… OVER!

Scratch:
Hold on a second… Were you confusing me with Oogie Boogie?
I mean, you did get your name from bugs to drinks, so you’re not really spooky
For some reason, you call yourself “the ghost of the most”
But to be honest, you’re the worst of the worst to me, even your mom knows
And if some exorcism is not enough to send you straight to the void,
I bet that Warner Bros Discovery stock can have you destroyed!
That should make sense, seeing that you’re supposed to have a cow
So here’s the Whole Being Dead Thing, you’re sandworm food now

The Ghost and Molly McGee vs Beetlejuice

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/Qrgebd4rrZp

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written by Derpiest Game Blast & Christopher Carbery
produced by Christopher Carbery
beats produced by Profetesa Beats, LDUK Music & K KAY Beats

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Mr. Peabody
Christopher Carbery as The Doctor
The Stupendium (https://www.youtube.com/@TheStupendium) as Spamton G. Spamton
Davin West (https://www.youtube.com/@dcorerapbattles5394) as Crono

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BwTL0iZqT4o4CMGPtOlVgPTnthgCfQ07PtceJMpDc1s/edit

SCRAPPED VERSION:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aZXq_ibsz5x2glsIZOlr-oTTLN7q7ygx/view?usp=drive_link

Mr Peabody vs Doctor Who (SERIES FINALE)

poster/thumbnail made by Aaron Peters

written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery

beats produced by YKSNØY, Kustom, Beatg33kz, Jackson Beatz, Allrounda Productions, & TCustomz Productionz

Zaloxitah as Frisk, Ben Tennyson & Darwin

Chris Carbery as Nate Adams, Steven Universe, Dipper Pines, Gumball, Clarence & Milo Murphy

LYRICS AND POLL ARE IN THIS BLOG:
http://ccarbe6062-rap-battles.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Ccarbe6062/Yo-kai_Watch_vs_Undertale

Yo-kai Watch vs Undertale (BONUS BATTLE)

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/15288926

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Chris Carbery
additional lyrics by Kuba Bańdura
beats produced by Beatg33kz & Max Repka (remixed using Rave.DJ)

▼ CAST ▼
Zaloxitah (https://soundcloud.com/web6) as Larry Daley
Chris Carbery (https://soundcloud.com/chris-carbery-1) as Mike Schmidt

▼ LYRICS ▼
Larry Daley:
From Daley Devices to the microphone, you can call me MC Daley
I Glow-in-the-dark with this flashlight, so go ahead, try to beat me!
Roaring bars like Rex while dropping them while you've tried to hide
I rather leave here without question before you get a chance to strike
To be clear, you’re the worst guard whose standing in my shadow, Bonnie!
Keep your feet Stiller, because your whole career is a no-go, buddy!
You should stick to the Sister Location, Mister Eggs Benedict
'Cause you were Left Behind, and that's make you Unfixable, HOW PATHETIC!
While this tablet brings things to life, robots did that during 12 AM, man
Just make like a coward you always are, and leave if you can
Betcha Jed and Octavius can find a better mausoleum
Finding that you're full of Schmidt, that's my kind of Night at the Museum

Mike Schmidt:
(Phone Guy: Uh, hello?) Yeah, dude? (I just wanna leave a message for you)
Later, man, but that Dalley dirt bag behind me has serious issues
You can never despise me, you should make like Fredbear and bite me
Welcome to the Circus, Baby! You can take that from me, Mikey
Turn your flashlight off and keep your mind steady
Your pal Teddy just ain't ready for Freddy
I'm slamming doors on this freak, and on the mic
I'm spitting fires on these lines like Fazbear's Fright
When it comes to raps, you're doing it wrong
You should stick to hanging out with your son
Bonnie and Foxy got along with Chica
while you got along with Sacagawea
You put on quite the show, a pandemonium
I start the Battle of the Smithsonian
You make me wanna Break your Mind apart
And I'll just do it in front of Amelia Earhart
Sorry if I wanted this fight to be funky
But my rhymes are more painful than you getting slapped by a monkey!

Larry Daley:
You wanna know something? You should stick to Five Nights at Freddy's 3
Because Michael Afton was the Purple Guy, so he would have beat me
I saw worse from Attila the Hun, so come on, why should you have to bother?
I rather leave you to rot with Springtrap! So long, YOU MONSTER!

Mike Schmidt:
To hell with that Purple Guy! Around here, I'm your worst Nightmare
If I were Milan Trenc, I would throw that book away and leave it there
I beaten ya good, just took me Five Nights from 12 to 6, dude
You're fired now, so I guess that's how I own the Secret of the Tomb

Larry Daley vs Mike Schmidt

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/15612798

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Chris Carbery
additional lyrics by Aaron Peters
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

▼ CAST ▼
Chris Carbery (https://soundcloud.com/chris-carbery-1) as Speedy Gonzales & Slowpoke Rodiguez (cameo)
Zaloxitah (https://soundcloud.com/web6) as Swiper the Fox
Kuba Bańdura (https://soundcloud.com/kuba-ba-dura) as Elmer Fudd (cameo)

▼ LYRICS ▼
Speedy:
¡Ándale, arriba! They don't make rhymes like they used to
The fox is out of the box with no socks? Well, where's Doctor Seuss?!
They call me Speedy 'cause I'm fast, even Wile E has no clue, boy
The gloves and bandana are coming off from you, go back to your toys
To be honest, you just ain't in the Map from the Backpack, bro
Just from breaking the fourth wall like any other children's show
I know swiping is what you do, but you'll find beating me much harder
than chasing a Roadrunner which happens to be my partner

Swiper:
Can we make this quick? I really just gotta step right in
So I can send this Looney Tune straight to the looney bin
Your flow clearly malfunctioned unlike my robot butterfly
No need to get Wile E, Coyote! You've must lost your mind!
You should go back to your hole and change your name into "mud"
I'll hunt and shoot down your lines like my name was Elmer Fudd
You went Back in Action from the start, your wife is just too wacky
What else can I say? I found you WAY more despicable than Daffy!

Speedy:
¡Oye! Swiper no swiping the microphone with your terrible rhymes
I'll make you triple times all the time, and then I'll kick you anytime
(Slowpoke: Hey, cousin, what happened to dancing throughout the country?
I got nothing left to rap, but besides that, I'm very hungry)
You, Dora and Boots can go explore at the Looney Tunes Show 
And another thing, it's best for me if you can just Go Diego Go!
Dios mio, I guess That's All for the Folks out there just for show
when they cross Nick Jr like the border! ¡Adiós, mi enemigo!

Swiper:
Oh, man! How stereotypical of you... I mean, really!
Like your Symphonies, your lines had just made ya feel Silly
You have too many Bugs in your brain, and that's "what's up, Doc"
So I guess it appears that you put yourself in some bad luck!
And guess what? You're too late, you'll never Warner Brother now
You belong in the Space Jam, that's what your life is all about
And then hickory dickory dock came a dirty little rat
who went up the clock and suddenly got caught in a mousetrap

Speedy Gonzales vs Swiper the Fox

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/16030016

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
additional lyrics by 358Blackdayz 
beat produced by UnderGroundRapBeats

▼ CAST ▼
Chris Carbery (https://soundcloud.com/chris-carbery-1) as Garfield & Doraemon
Zaloxitah (https://soundcloud.com/web6) as Garzooka

▼ LYRICS ▼
Garfield:
What a big fat hairy deal that I had to put up with you
But I guess wrecking this blue dude would be a perfect view
I hate you so much more than Odie, even on Mondays
One of those days, it'll be much easier to beat you on a Sunday
If there's something about anime that I have to question,
it's because of wrathful mothers who had too many aggressions!
And you know what? Let's face it! You're messing with the MC Big G
Why don't you try to diss me now? I needed to get some sleep

Doraemon:
I can't hear you when I'm eating Yummy Buns, but let's Get Real here
Your little "Fun Fest" isn't the only reason why you're left in tears
Seriously, man, you should try losing some weight
And laying off the lasagna before you drive Jon insane
My rhymes are just creeping and crawling like a spider
No need to tame yourself, you ain't got no eye of the tiger
Quit fighting with Nermal over Arlene, this ain't a love course
Your whole lives came to an end just like Garfield's Pet Force

Garzooka:
As if you're clever enough to show a new kitty old tricks
I've seen better inventions that were stolen from Vetvix
While you're too scared to catch mice, your dubbed anime went canceling
If I were to help Noby, I just take him to social counseling

Doraemon:
Old tricks? Please, man. As if I ever heard that before
I'm leaving from here straight to the Anywhere Door
just to see it's clear that I'm never EVER gonna play nice
Because at least I didn't let Bill Murray ruin my franchise

Doraemon vs Garfield

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/17040765

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Christopher Carbery 
additional lyrics by Rhett "Silent" Krug (https://soundcloud.com/silence3)
beat produced by VinnyO (https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot)

▼ CAST ▼
Chris Carbery as Experiment 626 (Stitch)
Jowin (Chris's mom) as XJ-9 (Jenny)

▼ LYRICS ▼
XJ-9:
Okay, let’s say I could hardly recall why I need to get to know you
But even with Lilo and Nani, you sure have some anger issues
To think I rather be in the mall than to just take down experiments
Still, I could try to put your harsh, cruel bickering to an end
I’m taking you out! Call this fight: “The Flow from a Teenage Robot”
First, Jumba made you, then teams up with Pleakey, wasn’t that enough?
The point is how your anime happened after you've met your master
Therefore, your whole story between your films and show equals disaster

Stitch: (Tooki ba waba!)
Maybe it would've been better if you were never created at all
But let me drop bars on you harder than how Leroy had to fall
From your weapons, don’t play with these guns, I’ll just leave you with stitches
Wait, here’s more: Yoo poorma dissy means you poor at dissing
So you can leave if you want, nobody will remember you anyway
And to be honest, it’s bad Nicktoons attacked you with Toybots, wouldn’t you say?
You’re very naughty, even worse than all your enemies, you know
There are three straight words that suit you well, “Mickey Mickey Momo!”

XJ-9:
Hey, don’t you ever talk about enemies, because I must confess
that you’re always the beast which I simply loathe from beauty, yes?
How many terrible Asian spin-offs will it take for you to lose your mind?
It’s “Aloha” to you, since it both means hello and goodbye.

Stitch:
Red alert! Drop the phone! No one loves you anymore in their lives
You should've known that Sheldon dosen't want you around in this fight
I can barely stand your attitude since your mother made you a slow runner
From that time she ran away from hearing an electric can opener

Experiment 626 vs XJ-9

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/17269812

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Silent
written and produced by Christopher Carbery 
additional lyrics by Silent
beat produced by D-Maestro

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Sheldon J. Plankton
Rhett "Silent" Krug (https://soundcloud.com/silence3) as Dr. Neo Cortex

▼ LYRICS ▼
Plankton:
After all of my years of plotting and scheming, I never clearly expect
to fight someone like you who always has the letter N on their forehead
Compared to how I went to college, you're barely even quite evil
Even if you’re ten times the size of earth, I can still squash you like a beetle!
If you try fito-ing Plankton, it's guaranteed that you'll "crash" and burn
I'm spitting verbal bullets like Pinstripe, better call up the Komondo Brothers
(Painty: Are you ready, kids?) GOOD! It's about time this guy teach his place
before he even goes into the Weenie Hut faster than his own Tag Team race

Cortex:
So they put me against this microscopic wannabe? Best to leave you in denial
with your Tiny brain Warped, then go back in time with N. Tropy and Dingodile
You're the one whose full of envy just as green as your skin color
While I found my niece, Nina, way better than your greedy enemy's daughter
Ever since that arguement from your school, you plan on those to bow before you
Well, rest assured that the fish hated you way much more than I hated bandicoots
I'm the real Creature from the Krusty Krab, just look what happened to Gary
And the only plot to the end of SpongeBob is Floater's Cemetery

Plankton:
Wrong answer, buddy! There's no way you'll compare yourself to me, yo
You're nothing like a mad scientist at all, even worse than Nitrus Brio!
I'll kick you out of the edge like Crash before someone would say HOOPLA
We need to find an enemy, but alas, he just ain't fit for MY kind of Wumpa

Cortex:
Do you need your cyber wife, Karen, to write these lines for you?
Because if so, then I suppose N. Gin should find you crazier than Ripper Roo
Your ego is pure Twinsanity that even made Madame Amberly feel despicable
No crystal and gems are needed to send you and Krabs to the Devil's Triangle

Plankton vs Cortex

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/19193978

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
additional lyrics by TimeLord 103 & Derpiest Game Blast
beat produced by Beatg33kz

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Jimmy Neutron
TimeLord 103 as Wallace

▼ LYRICS ▼
Jimmy Neutron:
It’s time for the boy genius to take down this British twit, that I’ll assume
Besides how he loves cheese, I’ll Win, you’ll Lose, and then Kaboom!
I’ll stomp on this claymation like it was my evil clone
You look worse from that fire in Aardman, you’re better off alone
You should just Jet before this rap goes straight to conFusion
And your Trousers are worse than wrong, so jump to the conclusion
You’re in one heck of a calamity like Professor Calamitous
Make like a Chicken and Run back to your Band of Misfits

Wallace:
Bully… That’s just quite oddly lummy from that kid’s feet
Hey, Gromit? I won’t need assistance when I’m on the beat
What a Grand Battle Out to diss this strange Nerd-tron At Work
I’m spitting my rhymes harder like hot tea than your Purple Flurp
Because of your cheesy animation, your creator must be crackers
Why don’t you invent something that turns you into a better rapper?
We did hospital charities while you got into SpongeBob so much
You should go Back at your Barnyard, bet that could pack a punch
Some Power Hour you have from Timmy’s fairies. How funny!
It’s no wonder Nick scrapped you when you couldn’t make money

Jimmy Neutron:
Think… BRAIN BLAST! Genius kid beats Early Man
Got into sheep, huh? You should get a Close Shave while you can
I don’t need to get into Ultra Lord this time, for I’m the next Bill Nye
Sorry if I have to blind you with science, guy

Wallace:
This is just When Pants Attack for I don’t need some DNA monkies
Not sure what life form made you worse: Yolkians or Twonkies
I’m the most British inventor any Aardman fan have ever seen
I’ll leave you cancelled for good just like it was Planet Sheen

▼ KARAOKE ▼
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19Cwbm1CEeEb6wloPpidGZSe8I2ouF8Ou/view

▼ ACAPELLA ▼
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1505i0Fd5kNGUgmbba08rg5GkqRPBcHFY/view

Wallace & Gromit vs Jimmy Neutron

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/19634462

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Fred Jones
Derpiest Game-Blast as Leonardo

▼ LYRICS ▼
Fred:
Haven’t gone down to the sewers, and what I should photograph
Is heroes in a half shell with demons on the other half
Meanwhile, this freak can’t even keep his swords unlimited 
No doubt I’m into mysteries, but mutations? Not interested
If you don’t mind, I should start fooling April on April 1st
But instead, I could tell how she turned out to be the worst
There’s barely some ninja in you, and what I don’t get
Is that how I watched you better on a videocassette

Leonardo:
Whoa, dude! Your verse sucked worse than your live-action flicks
What is it that your gang splits up while I get through 8-bits?
I rather not stand whatever you said, because this kid
is too meddling to Get a Clue through his head, there I’ve said it
I’m the main reason how Pokémon exist, that’s the truth
The only room you’ll ever escape is in a phone booth
Me and my bros can go on for generations, we’re massive
You’ll lose this rap battle like Velma lost her glasses
I’ve already seen such disrespect since Jabberjaw
So many crossovers you have, but with no copyright law
Wanna find something more cheesy than pizza from my raps?
Try to solve them all you want, I’ll bet they’re already unmasked

Fred: (Daphne)
(Jeepers!) I smelled a rat! Still you need help from your sensei
You shot yourself in the Foot, and you should keep yourself at Bay
Sorry that you’re simply enough to make Karai cry
What the shell is wrong with you? Like Kraang, you better hide
I’m an actual leader while you belong in Zombie Island, man
You can only skate from me when you’re better off canned
Shaggy, get that Retro-Mutagen, because that is all
There is to it so we don’t ever get to hear that turtle talk

Leonardo:
At least I got that Shredder shredded, best leave on that kettle
Would you rather snack on Scooby Snacks over some Fruity Pebbles?
Forget SpongeBob, I’m the best on Nick! I don’t care who you are
I just left your bars dented like that vice principal’s car

▼ KARAOKE ▼
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1opAxfH4oof3R0w60Zx2Lp5dE9XjXdPH8

Fred Jones vs Leonardo

Here's my first cover from Uber Rap Battles of Fiction.
Hope you like it. 😉

Original: https://soundcloud.com/uberocity/13skinnerkrupp

URBOF COVER - Principal Skinner vs Principal Krupp

This is a bonus battle.

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/19688121

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Lobster Music

▼ CAST ▼
Derpiest Game-Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Snoopy
TimeLord 103 as PaRappa

▼ LYRICS ▼
Snoopy:
May I just say you got nothing compared to me
This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly
Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy
'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi
I’ll bring on the soup dish, and call this suppertime, no doubt
Unlike noodles, ya know I can't be beat, so get out!
Maybe you franchise is supposed to be bad, just maybe
I'll kick you like a football straight to that kite-eating tree

PaRappa:
Trying to outrap me? Guess you don’t gotta believe
In case U Rappin’ AWFUL, best to shout out “GOOD GRIEF”
How many blockheads will it take to know that you cannot win
If the Peanut gallery knows you can’t get rid of the Red Baron?
When it comes to getting the funky flow, I’m the pup of the plan
And you should make like a dog you are and chase a mailman
If you rather talk about bullied boys, go back to Charlie Brown
I'll serve ya Beard Burgers more than the Mickey D clown

Snoopy:
Rats! I can't stand your words! You’re running out of time
So I'll keep on dissing with some more rhymes
I don’t ever feel sorry for you, and I think what you must see
That the real girl you're loved was some Um Jammer Lammy

PaRappa:
All I can hear is your “Wah Wah Wah” like Miss Othmar
Getting sent to outer space but you still can’t go far
I think I rather listen to Milkcan than to listen to you
People in your world are losers, that’s why you deserve to lose

PaRappa vs Snoopy (BONUS BATTLE)

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/19824106

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Tristan

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Homer Simpson
TimeLord 103 as Bugs Bunny

▼ LYRICS ▼
Homer Simpson:
I’ll spit rhymes so wise like a poet
You're insane, but you're just too prideful to know it
Elmer Fudd is more like Elmer Fudge, ya got that?
You're in my Treehouse of Horror, call me the Fat in the Hat
You be like "D'oh!" when you deserve to lose to this family man, take it from me
And like no TV and no beer, your ignorance and madness make me go crazy
Forget your little Space Jam, my rhymes make me much bigger!
"Say your prayers, wabbit! IT'S WABBIT SEASON!" Sound familiar?
You just hang out with Daffy Duck now, and I rather hang out with my neighborino
Looney Tunes? More like the Devil's pets! Sorry about the bible joke

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up, Homie boy? Did you already gain too much weight?
Try laying off those Steamed Hams, that's all you'll have to take
In case you don't succeed, please note: My diet shows that I’m the fittest
I had no sense for a witness, and yet your lines just ain't the quickest
Besides either Rabbit Season or Duck Season, I'm taking down this fatso
What a maroon you are, your Electronic Arts career just had to come and go
Your wife and kids can't even go Back in Action, don't you see? You're no thinker!
My rhymes burn much harder than Mister Burns, so tell me, ain't I a stinker?

Homer Simpson:
You were already pulling my Leghorn! Are you kidding me?
Because of your irritating reboot, I’m so glad I got owned by Disney
You’ve gone too far with your so-called comedy, and I refuse to start laughing
That's All for the Folks out there as soon as they make me YOUR KING!

Bugs Bunny:
Excuse me, Mister Angry Dad, would you like to strangle your son once again?
Krusty had it better for burgers when it comes to how much weight you’ve gain
I’m the star of this Sideshow now, Bob! Don’t you get ugly, you dirty ape
‘Cause it’s the suspense that gets me when you’re just too lazy to get in shape

Homer Simpson vs Bugs Bunny

This is a bonus battle.

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/20193057

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by YKSNØY

▼ CAST ▼
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Juni Cortez
TimeLord 103 as Ron Stoppable

▼ LYRICS ▼
Juni Cortez:
Is this the new spy? No, it’s just a fighting nerd
I mean, does he once think he could find his life absurd?
If you don’t mind, you and Kim should get some better lives
And another thing, you barely even know your own rights
You’re the real Drakken, Ronald, not just some “monkey ninja”
It’s a Cruel Cruel World when our rhymes might tick ya
You could barely even beat the OSS, amigo
Don’t get all mad like Shego, let it all go

Ron Stoppable:
One unrelated question: What’s wrong with you?
I mean, you barely know about love. That’s a bad issue
Like your Netflix spinoff, your Mission here’s too Critical
Wade found your chance of winning: quite stereotypical
It’s enough to make you wish your sister was dead
since you two would just pick on each other forever
And I will not lose to this punching bag of a blockhead
whose immature enough to make some Giggles lose their temper

Juni Cortez:
No time for cheerleaders here, just stick to being a stalker
I shouldn’t have to be your rival like Bonnie Rockwalker
It’s Kim Possible for you, I’m Ron Stoppable, dude
You’re in my Isle of Dreams, my rhymes are almost too true
Do you have to get through me, or do you like to get out?
I’m at the Dementor flow that’ll spin your heads round
You’re only back to life from a DCOM flick
I’m not sure how you’ll monkey around like Monkey Fist did

Ron Stoppable:
You think R.A.L.P.H. can beat Rufus? You’re out of your mind!
It’s Game Over for you, but not in 3-D this time
You’re always “So the Drama” that I can barely deal with
But if Disney could own Shorts, TROUBLEMAKER FIXED!
At first, I think you could get along better, but oh well
I’ve seen better secret agents like Steve Carell
So what’s the sitch having All the Time in the World
If the only strength you have was from Sharkboy & Lavagirl?

Ron Stoppable vs Juni Cortez (BONUS BATTLE)

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/20225743

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Kustom

▼ CAST ▼
TimeLord 103 as Cat in the Hat
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Pink Panther

▼ LYRICS ▼
The Cat in the Hat:
Did I hear someone say that I’ll go against this faker?
He’s only known from openings to his credits: the Pink Painter
You keep the Aardvark, I’ll take the Ant. That’s doing business
This guy has so many boring episodes, somebody smack his lips
Your nine lives went down to hell like you in Family Guy
Have yourself some Green Eggs of failure, wanna give it a try?
I would not, could not dare to lose to you on a boat
And I will not, will not, drive an inspector insane like I’m Closeau

The Pink Panther:
I do not like your horrid bars, not one little bit
Horton hears a panther better than a who, and that’s about it
This is called a rap battle, not a Seussical number
You should leave with a tip of your hat for the whole summer
Something went BUMP, and your disses hardly made me jump now
You should not be here. Did that fish tell you not to be about?
I mean, what’s wrong with this feline? What say we take a look?
He looks like the Grinch tried to gut him like a fish on a hook
Like the Lorax speaking for the trees, I speak for my victory
I’ll beat you good with a baseball bat, even in front of Sally
You can’t even face yourself between Mike Myers and Martin Short
Oh, the Places you won’t go, so you’ll allow me to teleport

The Cat in the Hat:
Whoa, someone’s just upset because he got into housework
You’re kitten me, right? Since when did you become a big jerk?
Gone downhill since the nineties, still think that you shouldn't speak?
Need to learn a Thing One or Two, there’s no need for a sneak peek

▼ INSTRUMENTAL ▼
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HUPZnfKCwE6r1dtf3SYCUAvvWrTXdoS3/edit

The Cat in the Hat vs The Pink Panther

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/20556072

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beats produced by Audio Network, The Living Tombstone, Beatg33kz, & i2hiigh

▼ CAST ▼
MarioSonic 541 (https://soundcloud.com/user-556465544) as Crash Bandicoot
KirbyKid9 as Cuphead
TimeLord 103 as Sonic the Hedgehog
Christopher Carbery as Spyro the Dragon
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Pac-Man

▼ LYRICS ▼
Crash Bandicoot:
Devil’s in the house of the rising sun, let King Dice do the math
And I’ll leave your dice loaded if you dare take the wrong path
You’re mentally frustrating for some people who had never played games
I can do better when remastered, so I’ll leave you and Mugman in frames
Either Run n Gun or I’m dropping Wumpa Fruit with these bars
Didn’t think I'll ever drink from that Cup-head
I’m rapping fast like I do my Spin Attack while in my racing kart
Let’s count your HP backwards: 4, 3, 2, 1, DEAD!

Cuphead:
Golly! A lame diss rap that you ever spit
All bets are off in this battle if keeping me lit
Why is this guy here? He should go back to smashing crates
You got no Mind Over you, Mutant. You’re who the Elder Kettle hates
What does your sister even see in you? I simply have no clue
No Aku Aku crate can save you from getting beaten black and blue
This bandicoot is too crazy to get stuff through his brain
Welcome to hell, baby. Serves you right for causing verbal pain

Sonic the Hedgehog:
BOOM goes the Blue Blur, I’ll bet you’re both too slow for me
I’ll beat you in CD with a Blast so advanced, it'll go 3D
Collecting rings like I’m spitting disses as much as how I’ll go fast
You’re both the bigger Badniks than these robots Eggman made from the past
I’m going Super without emeralds when I’m cracking my Knuckles so hard
Faster than the speed of sound, that’s how I’ll steal your parry card
Even I might have Crash feeling like trash for I’m taking the leap, you see
One, two, three, Mr. Cuphead standing there had better flee

Spyro the Dragon:
Wanna mess with this dragon? You might as well get burnt, dude
Call me Amy Rose, because I’m dropping the hammer on you
None of you are ever worthy to call yourself Skylanders, son
More heads than Tails, more gems than crystals, and you’re all gone
Breathing more fire than seeing Sparx, what makes you think you’ll beat me?
Did Moneybags pay your lines for you? ‘Cause you can’t match my biggest fee
You’re all a lot like Ripto, most likely to get in my last nerve
He’s done now as you three are, because you just got served



Pac-Man:
The original arcade legend is here for rapping more than dissing
Chomping power pellets like I’m chomping your raps, hope you feel nothing
You’re all in the Pac-Mania of my World, welcome to the Pac-Attack
I’m the reason how Josh Gad got his fame, that’s why I always come back
Bet you’re turning blue and cowardly like those ghosts that I eat
Consider this rap battle level cleared, time to accept your defeat
I’ve gained an extra life, fruit for bonus points, high score!
Run away while you can before you get another player bored

Crash Bandicoot vs Cuphead

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/20770201

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by MrNiKVuk

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Phineas Flynn & Harold Hutchins
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Ferb Fletcher
TimeLord 103 as George Beard

▼ LYRICS ▼
Phineas & Ferb:
Phineas: 
I don’t need to build something to teach those kids their place
Doesn’t matter what we’ll do today, we get it done anyways
We’re good at building stuff as well as we can rap, dude
Compared to your toilet humor, we’ll flush down you two
You get in trouble with your principal, but hey, at least we don’t
Those pranks of yours can’t get the best of us. In fact, they won’t
Go back to your treehouse before you get mad like a Dog, Man
Ferb: 
You’re hardly worthy of your post, so you’ll run away while you can

George Beard & Harold Hutchins:
George: 
Trying to diss us, huh? We like to see you try to keep the pace
Is it Harold’s haircut really bad or just your triangle face?
Spies will always have no choice, that explains your pet’s alter ego
Harold: 
Just let your sister bust you for once, that’ll be enough for me, yo
Only good in live shows, but bad at rapping in this battle
We’re in for a hoedown, best gather up your robot cattle
No way we would ever get in your rollercoaster
George: 
Your whole series is as lame as your Star Wars crossover

Phineas & Ferb:
Ferb: 
This could be as easy as finding something that doesn't exist
Phineas: 
We might as well show you how our Dreamworks in this
When it comes to songs, we rock out the best ones we get
Tra-la-la! Where’s your made-up superhero when he gets wet?

George Beard & Harold Hutchins:
George: 
Would you repeat that in rock n roll within your hearts?
Harold: 
I can tell you’re too much to ‘bear’ like your father’s counterpart
BOTH: 
We can maybe make a comic book about these twins 
The Defeat of Phineas & Ferb, by George Beard & Harold Hutchins

Phineas & Ferb vs George & Harold

*THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES*
▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/21158934

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written & produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by DIDKER Producer

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Emmet Brickowski

▼ LYRICS ▼
Mickey Mouse:
So I heard someone step in my clubhouse
I’m MC M.I.C.K.E.Y.! Welcome to the Mouse
You’re now in Disneyland, although this land ain’t your land
Lots of plastic toys, though your bricks are off your hand
Not sure what Minnie had to say about Lucy’s mind
But no Dimension of yours can take me from behind
You’re turning cowardly like your yellow color, Mr. Emmet
I always win in the end, who would care if you had it?

Emmet:
You say you always win? Please! Not when you’re facing the Special
At least I can entertain children better, that I can tell
I’m the big piece of brick heaven, you’re the main spawn of cartoon hell
What else can I say? You’re the BIGGER, bad Pete yourself
You’re only legend for rotting brains since the late 20’s, it’s true
So tell me, which company proves why toys are better than toons?
Compared to Oswald, you ain’t lucky. Where’s that rabbit, anyway?
I don’t care if you get mad like Donald Duck quacking in pain

Mickey Mouse:
Stopping motion with stop motion? Brain fart included
I’ll make you push daisies in front of Daisy, she’ll leave me to it
Hot Dog! This is not a Toy Story, it’s a dream come true
Rest in pieces, you’re done for! I’ve had enough of you

Emmet:
What’s wrong? Too childish to get through all that mean-spirited schtick?
I’d rather just sue you, but you would get away with it
LEGO is love and life, but not you. There’s too much racism and pride
Because of Walt Disney’s stepmom, no wonder being mean is your right

Mickey Mouse:
Keeping our mouths running, are we? Talk to the glove, son
I gotta “hand” it to you, perhaps Sora wants you gone

Emmet:
I will never fall easy from you if I break your Kingdom Heart
Mind if I picture you angry and abusive like it’s South Park?

Mickey Mouse:
Don’t know exactly how you would pretend to be my master
But your “double-decker couch?” Make that your choking hazard

Emmet:
Are you too Goofy to wake up and get off your Steamboat Willie?
Well, that’s called facing reality. We always have our sanity!

Mickey Mouse:
I got something else to say, so you better listen up
You can’t even face your company over a coffee cup
Don’t keep on smiling at me, time to wear a frown
Let every toon admit that I just took you down

Emmet:
Don’t bother being the Apprentice, there’s no such thing as magic
Being this my judgement day like Pluto’s? Talk about ironic
You just think you’ll own whatever you want like it’s peachy keen
But in the end, you’re but a demon straight out from the ink machine

Disney vs LEGO (Season 1 Finale)

VOTE FOR WHO WON THE BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42331480

CAST:
Christopher Carbery as Olaf
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as Frosty the Snowman

PRODUCTION:
thumbnail made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by DeCicco Beats

LYRICS:
Olaf:
This won’t be the First Time in Forever that you’ll melt, see?
Such a boring classic you are, just the same as you and me
I have no idea why you hang out with Rudolph, too
But compared to reindeer, I could find Sven better than you
Here’s a deal for you, Let it Go, turn away and slam the door
Or you could just Show Yourself if it’s your wife you’re fighting for
Despise your catchy song, I heard better from Snow Miser
Not your footprints to be seen, and nobody was the wiser

Frosty:
Uh-oh. Is there another Disney musical other than Frozen?
This is too much for me! You should dress up in lederhosen
You’re messed up like your origin, no one wants to build this freak
From how Elsa kicked Anna out, no doubt you are so weak
Happy birthday! Your adventure was such a lame gift
When you’re Into the Unknown, you better not have a fit
Are you overwhelmed if I might give you the cold shoulder?
‘Cause this rap battle will make any sense when you are older

Olaf: (spoken):
(Uh, may I say something before I’ll like warm hugs with Kristoff for a second?
It must be so depressing and tedious how that magician wanted to be a millionaire…)

Christopher(me): (spoken): Get on with it!

Olaf: (spoken):
(-smacks lips- Sorry.)
Turn the Rankin-bass up all you want, you would still lose to me
I’ll take that magic hat off this Hocus Pocus monstrosity
The heat is your weakness, but for me, I can take it
Since you only come every winter, guess summer ain’t your favorite

Frosty:
Haven’t you heard? I make friends easier that you’ve ever had
Think before you speak. You almost made Santa Claus mad
No Marshmallow is needed to know how you’re all teeny-weeny
You sound like a dead dog. Alright, Frankenweenie

OLD VERSION:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19Te3JsxviWcvTI0qCq5nY0b3XaqO0NJk/view?usp=sharing

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