Lyrics:
My jovial smile is washed by my crops of black and grey,
How's a farmer like me gonna find love in a world where a girl.. could be a boy in disguise..
Femboys! You're the bane of my existance, 
you know my weak persistence, and sometimes I just cave in and get 1 sniff
Femboys! You know I can't contain it, god I know you won't explain it to me..
Their long thigh high socks, and black plaided skirts, and face masks that hide their cute lips, oh femboys! I thought my wife was a girl, until she showed me her 12 inch penis and I said "Damn girl its bigger than mine" before i realized that this meant my life would never be the same
And now i live in pain.. everyday

Femboys

WE BACK BOYS

lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Y'all already know who it is,
Big FBC,
In this game, since 20 23,
Harvesting crops, and fighting y'all favorites,
Inflating my ego, just like the Patriots,
I'm a patriarch, of the Farmer Family,
Strong enough to hold the plaques, they be handing me,
Handily, always ready to fight,
I took down a truck driver, showed him goodnight,
But we back now, and my meat has grown in size,
I sword fight with the bros, duel with the guys,
Using my penis as my weapon,  and i slash at their tendons,
And i won't make amends, The farm is my friend,
The animals are here, there's nothing to fear
Y'all may be wondering what happened to Carls Nation,
It got overthrown by the citizens, who claimed they were not being treated fairly,
They replaced me with a cable guy whos name is Larry

(Chorus)
Did you miss the farm?
I think it missed you too,
There's so much to see,
and so much to do,
Because Carl's back,
and he's on the attack,
And he will,
never.. leave.. again! (Until he does)

(Verse 2)
in the time since my last song, i caught my dad wearing his mothers thong,
old granny meemaw did not see this coming,
she thought he was bluffing, but now he is stuffing,
 his veiny meat into a bottle of melatonin,
in and out he stroked, man shit was flowing,
im cursed by all the things that fbc be knowing,
but it helps to win the battles, these fools im always owning,
take you back to lexington,
i'll send you back home, like you're a mexican,
i'll conquer your fucking country, yeah you know im annexing them, amend my constitution see whats next my friend,
Hey hey hey hey,
FBC everyday,
Never stop, always fast,,
All y'all wish you could kiss my ass,
Cause I'm a top top farmer,
top chart hopper,
Like i'm peter rabbit and you know i got the habit like,
Ay, whatcha talking bout?
Hunting for the sheep, im a wolf, you can't doubt,
I'm the big Carl,
The farmer boy, farmer man,
I never go in unprepared, i always have a fucking plan,
fbc, fbc, my enemies turn tragedy,
fbc, fbc, my name is filled with remedy,
fbc, fbc, i make you into eulogy,
fbc, fbc, yeah i'm fucking FBC,

(Chorus)
Did you miss the farm?
I think it missed you too,
There's so much to see,
and so much to do,
Because Carl's back,
and he's on the attack,
And he will,
never.. leave.. again! (Until he does)


The RETURN of the FBC

Farmer Boy Carl

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