It was a unfair fight and Technoblade still one

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Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

Light as Ermac
Evan as MissingNo.

Ermac:
It’s Ermac on the Ermic and we burn tracks when our words smite
So if you’re asking for a fight it’s our turn Axing the Bird type
We were dispatched by the Shadow Priests and so this battle we Shao Kahn-quer
It’s a Flawless Victor-y versus Game Freak-enstien’s Monster
When it comes to the game myths, all you’re posing is fake risks
Yeah you just duplicate shit, a toy for kids to play with
You’re ancient and basic, engine more jumbled than your Hall of Fame is
We came before you, our style you ate, bit
Just look at the channel, we’re Ed’s Boon
You’ll be in the Netherrealm soon
We were created to squash out glitches and we don’t need PokeBalls to catch you
We are the holy spawn making this Pokemon woebegone
Volcanic flow it is Toasty hot roasting like Scorpion
Hope is gone, throw out your Burn Heals, you won’t respawn
The souls that make us are corrupted - and we can’t escape with a game reset
So you think that you are the toughest?  HAH! You’d best obey your new Trainer Red
After we’ve observed how we stack up against this Tetris block
This won’t be the first time Nintendo has had to censor us

MissingNo:
You’ve crossed my path... Still wanting to fight?
You’re bringing an Axe to a Water Gun fight
I’d be more threatened by a Substitute with your ninja arts
I’ll leave you washed up and coasting from my Cinna-bars
Can’t diss my coding, i’ve remained a classic
20 years later, beloved by the masses
Your Inner Workings have left you panned
Parents worldwide want you Ketsubanned
But seeing through your violent facade is out of your Silph Scope
The only time you could hip hop is when you choose Animality as your kill blow
MissingNo’s got disses, flow, and Helix off the Dome
And I’ll stick it to this Old Man like he’s in Amber geode
This Bird-type will flip ya but you’ve already changed your side once
Cry, run, go find another Khan dick to Rhydon

Ermac:
Stick to your binary - we are many, you are zeroes, ones
Ripping off our flow like all your shots were from a SiivaGun
If you don’t know us, you’re Jaded
Hold your corruption and save it
Ermac’s strength is undebated
Your swan song’s being Tsung

MissingNo:
If your power’s to be believed, then you’d best go and harness it
This telekinesis genius can’t raise a single argument
It’s an ESRB ERB - We are both known to break the PC
Your file’s destroyed and now you can’t flee - Watch me make more than just data bleed
It’s the original legend, spittin’ a diss at a peasant
Leaving your cabinet quartered, glitching to dish a beheading
Listen, i’m livid, you wanna hit me, you’ll wish that you hadn’t
Rip you to shreds and sever you, missing your wits
I’ve de-Krypted you and now I see that all of your hopes for the future were stabbed through
Claim you’re the cool one but ask any kid nowadays and they’ll all say “Ermac Who?”
You’re built on corruption and now this franchise no one loves dies
I’d say it’s a Fatality, but your battery’s run dry

Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed by Freshy Kanal and GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Illustrations by BMB

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