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An excerpt from the show Seven Inch by Fat Roland, a commission by The Lowry adapted especially for the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe. Written after Fats had listened to lots of The Shamen.

#SevenInch for the 2019 Free Edinburgh Festival, 1.15pm August 1st—13th at the Newsroom, Leith Street.
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/fat-roland-seven-inch

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Lyrics:

Money and power CAKE!
Friends and sexy times CAKE!
Comin’ on strong with all the things
That Roland apparently likes 

Baby Fat Roland
Was born on Instagram
Building up a following
Of his poopy pants

Childhood Fat Roland
Ruled the playground scene
With movers, shakers, catwalk stars
Made from plasticine

Money and power CAKE!
Friends and sexy times CAKE!
Comin’ on strong with all the things
That Roland apparently likes 

Money and power CAKE!
Friends and sexy times CAKE!
Comin’ on strong with all the things
Seriously can I have some cake already

Teenage Fat Roland
Had friends coming out of his nose
That’s right, his friends were bits of snot
Predictable I suppose

Adult Fat Roland
Had some sexy times
With tables, donkeys, cake and clouds
Only one of these is a crime

Money and power CAKE!
Friends and sexy times CAKE!
Comin’ on strong with all the things
That Roland apparently likes 

Money and power CAKE!
Friends and sexy times CAKE!
Comin’ on strong with all (muffle muffle muffle)

ROLAND
Are you eating cake?! Bloody hell

SONG
(Muffled) Sorry.

(Coming on strong... CAKE... Money and power, friends and sexy times...)

Money And Power (Fat Roland #SevenInch)

A collage of "theme music" tracks used for Fat Roland's LGBTQuiz performance at Mother's Ruin / Turn On Fest at Hope Mill Theatre, Manchester on 18th January 2020. Because every round in a quiz needs its own theme music, right? Theme music, theeeme music, theme music, thee-eeeme music... www.FatRoland.co.uk

Mother's Ruin Roland Theme

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