i am
the hip plant that hops and the flower that jams
with my ak firing bullet seeds right into the stands
goddamn
generation rby's a sham
when their ranks include a faggot with clam chowder on his ass
i laugh
im about to take you out to class
you try to keep up with me but nigga you aint so fast
my grass 
powers put you in a screeching halt
you're staring like a retard while im pulling somersaults
face facts
you're fat
grass knot will fuck your plans
your face looks like a tit that in need of a mammogram
godsend
nah man
more like so oblivious
ive already got the victory and you can't understand this 

skiploom vs slowbro

Bohemian Rhapsody (Fishy Fate)

you think you're flashy
but you can't match me
i call forth lightning
bitch im flaaffy

arcanine, asinine
thats no coincidence
pebbles make you whine
talk about impotence

you think you're legendary but you're just a mutt
you think you're intimidating but you're sniffing butts
you're a sorry excuse for a pokemon

im bringing the voltage
im upping the dosage
static's fuckin scary
hope you got cheri

pretending to be justified
in reality slack jawed
it's time to euthanize
this brain-dead puppy dog

resistance shows you've got the balls
but this sheep will be your fall
your chance of survival here is small
you don't have the wherewithal
flaaffy's making the final call
gotta knock out this pokemon

flaaffy vs arcanine pokerap

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ohhh...

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

The angels sang out... in immaculate chorus
And down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
He delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny

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