Moosey Purples

24/7 Theos Groove

Dear MC Tight Jeans, this track is fire af. I tried finding you online, but since I couldn't, I ripped this from Ep. 349 and uploaded it here for the mommies. One love brother, keep them jeans up around your eyeballs and cut off that circulation. 

MC Tight Jeans - Why Is Bert So Fat?

My Dad's Balls

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

From episode 386 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fju1qi4VDck

Jimmy Dean By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

What's Your Pronoun (feat. Mack SF) - DJ BOY BUTTER

This track is made from clips featured on your moms house pomcast. Glass this shit y'all.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

All Aboard!!! Next stop, Browntalk.  Browntalk coming up.  You've been warned.

Browntalk

OMG Me & my girlfriend Summer are going to teach you all about Eco-Sex, tee hee

WTF Is Eco-Sex?

you boys come down later for some moose soup

Moose Soup Remix

2 Mommies, 1 Jeans, and like 10 or 12 Benadryl.

HOG HEAVEN - DJ Boy Butter

DJ BOY BUTTER

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