Moosey Purples

Chicken Creamzz Beautiful Guppies(@YourMomsHousePodcast)

Vocal Fry Jam

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Dear MC Tight Jeans, this track is fire af. I tried finding you online, but since I couldn't, I ripped this from Ep. 349 and uploaded it here for the mommies. One love brother, keep them jeans up around your eyeballs and cut off that circulation. 

MC Tight Jeans - Why Is Bert So Fat?

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

A song from episode 382 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIdTttP_pm0

T.A.I.N.T By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

This track is made from clips featured on your moms house pomcast. Glass this shit y'all.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

All Aboard!!! Next stop, Browntalk.  Browntalk coming up.  You've been warned.

Browntalk

OMG Me & my girlfriend Summer are going to teach you all about Eco-Sex, tee hee

WTF Is Eco-Sex?

you boys come down later for some moose soup

Moose Soup Remix

RubRub Song - DJ BOY BUTTER

2 Mommies, 1 Jeans, and like 10 or 12 Benadryl.

CHRISTINES WITHIN -AKA- CHRISJEANSA WITHINZKY

CHRISTINES WITHIN AKA CHRISJEANSA WITHINZKY

Yung Patreon - Scrumdog Millionaire (Prod. By JP Soundz)

A tribute to the mommies at YMH and Cool Girls club everywhere.
If you haven't heard the podcast Your Mom's House- czech it out here:  yourmomshousepodcast.com

Thank you Purple-Haired girl for this awesome collab! 
Follow her on IG at: thedesperate0ne2 
Only Fans: https://onlyfans.com/thedesperate0ne

Lyrics and Vocals by VersaceKolache
Twitter: @VersaceKolache
Youtube Channel: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgurH_lbnYFRcuZDA8PrI8Q

Beat by Clarkmakehits (https://airbit.com/profile/clarkmakehits)

RubRub Song - DJ BOY BUTTER

DJ BOY BUTTER

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