Winner of the BlizzCon 2009 Song Contest

I'm a gnome warrior and I'm f****** furocious 
Arms/Fury Spec Even Tauren's Like Oh S*** 
They could f***** squash me they don't watch where they sit 
Til my axe hits they a** crack right where it splits 
On the mic I just spit like I'm in the berserker 
Stance on these stanzas and you're gonna get hurt, ya 
Don't stand a chance like my sunder ain't stunnin' 
I'm up in Nagrand and yell Halaa back youngin! 
As soon as I charge and at the second I'm flagged 
My frame rate stalls, what the heck man I'm lagged 
Dude we're f***** surrounded! 
B**** I wear plate I was made to be pounded 
You found it surprising the rate you were dying 
Don't bother lying I know you were trying 
QQ More Noob but there's no use in crying 
You may be Undead but you ain't death-defying 

Call out and say you got strep 
All day you level your rep 
Exalted comes next and thats 
Nerdcore 
Next day you go AFK 
Try to grind through your day 
On break you find time to play and thats 
Nerdcore 
If ever you aggro, yo I got your back bro 
Fatty always attacks and that's 
Nerdcore 
We killin in ill tags 
Every kid in the guild has 
Blood'll be spilled cuz that's 
Nerdcore 

Man, f*** street cred, I got leet speak geek cred 
Elite's that we dread give loot like g*** h*** 
You're better off dead running back from the graveyard 
If we bump heads, I'm leaving your face scarred 
Enough with the race card, the Horde hates gnomes 
You got knees where our face are and you still can't own 
Notorious Tauren you know you aint tough 
You cows are so p**** that you're thunder m**** 
Udderly useless, and no one refutes this 
Your head pointed at itself shouted out shoot this 
Truth is even you know that you're lame 
Cattle in battle? that don't belong in the game 
Oh now you're a mad cow, don't like Fattymac now 
Bovine inspiration for just laying the smack down 
But your hack's down, you can't clown me 
These guildies are my homies from real life that surround me 
I'm a proud G, N O to the M E 
You're laying down traps but you're never gone slow me 
They're playing my raps but still nobody knows me 
I don't give a f*** all you heifers can blow me 

You'll be pushing for 80 til you're pushing up daisies 
Uninstall the patch and just go back to the dailies 
I ain't talkin trash but the Lich Wrath gave me 
Insomnia and only dinging could save me 
I was begging the GM to crash the realm 
so I couldn't spend a G on an epic helm 
Like what the hell, man, I need sleep 
My boss keeps calling I ain't logged in a week 
Man showing up for work should be a feat of strength 
Another 50 points in the achievement bank 
And I got you to thank for recruiting a friend 
I got no food in my fridge I got no money to spend 
If I can't pay my rent they'll evict my a** 
But I just hit lieutenant up in Wintergrasp 
And I can't leave WoW alone, the game needs me 
I belong to the guild I hope my wife don't leave me!

/nerdcore: a world of warcraft rap (wow idol & blizzcon 2009)

My knots know not they do not exist 
i still grab on them every time i spit 
these baggy jeans i guess they just dont fit 
"so you musta quit" but baby thats just it 
i dont have a dick i have a phantom limb 
and i cant fuck you if you cant sin 
we'll see if youre complaining when my hand be in 
we know straight chicks fantasies be lesbian 
plus your man looks like a pussy and you slept with him 
im a pretty manly annie when the lights be dim 
i aint callin into question interest in men 
but theyre flexin over there you aint addressin them 
you wanna mess with them come and flirt with us 
straight chicks in the club getting bicurious 
and if youre having guy problems i feel bad for you hun 
i got 99 problems but a dick aint one 

its not hyperbole 
the hype you heard of these 
flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldnt believe 
she be disturbing my peace 
birdy be yearning to meet 
me but afterword she be mad when she tweet 
fatty you're a sexist lesbian 
most seen with obscene breeder men 
the get laid schemes of dykes and men 
do often go awry 

the quickest meticulous sickest spitter of verses 
flipping shit so quick these kids forget what the words is 
its slipping thru my lips in seconds split into thirds 
so youre listening to this before the thoughts have occurred 
and thats how it works and its the same when im flirting 
people call me a jerk because of hearts i start hearting 
but i been called worse i prolly will be again 
i been encouraging flirts to start deserting their men 
plus there's only one of me and like a million of them 
and ladies wanna believe i wanna be more than friends 
and i aim to please but i got to be truthful 
i aint tryin to see you packin a u haul 
now you all you're beautiful so how can i choose 
this whole thing is win win how can i lose 
lets go back to my place don't refuse 
one night dont make you gay it just makes you confused 

its not hyperbole 
the hype you heard of these 
flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldnt believe 
she be disturbing my peace 
birdy be yearning to meet 
me but afterword she be mad when she tweet 
fatty you're a sexist lesbian 
most seen with obscene breeder men 
the get laid schemes of dykes and men 
do often go awry

The Hype (produced by Elliot Waite - JeeJuh Productions)

Mild Thing (Produced by Mike Lightner - JeeJuh Productions)

aggro! come and get what you asked for! 
aggro! you'll end up a disaster! 
aggro! better have a defense! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 
aggro! i had enough of you assholes 
aggro! what the fuck you do that for? 
aggro! call me faggot again! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 

I role play when I step out my doorway 
on guard and the board is a forward and hard face 
the sword stays hidden but equipped in a sure place 
a quick blade forged in the flames of nerd rage 
a full tang weapon made of wit and wordplay 
slang's my forte, my foil a hurt brain 
agoraphobic kid in the city of endgame 
brandishing rants, spitting criticals four ways 
camping little ignorant ants with a full raid 
I'm warning you, stay away or I'm goring you 
Haven't tapped you yet, Capulet, I'm a Montague 
taunting you, posing threat like you wanna do 
fondling your aunt while on top of your mama, dude 
they're huge, monstrous, honestly continents 
maps are skewed due to stretching the longitude 
i'm finished with this image if it's cool i'll move onto you 
you, yeah, you little bully 
silly little noob, shoulda knew not to pull me 
Loli, hold me back homie 
only for a moment then ya lemme go slowly 
make it look showy so I look real tough 
troll shoulda knew me i'm the billy goat gruff 
bah ram ewe little fucker, that'll do bitch 
bleat bitch BLEAT BLEAT stupid kid 
i move in for the win with the blessing of kings 
county, in brooklyn, you were shook queueing in 
you are not prepared; you're a ways off 
there's no such thing as a half way boss 
examples are ample, man, for instance 
for instance, blizz, what is this? 
additional for instance cannot be launched 
man, listen to your instincts, just fuck off! 

aggro! come and get what you asked for! 
aggro! you'll end up a disaster! 
aggro! better have a defense! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 
aggro! i had enough of you assholes 
aggro! what the fuck you do that for? 
aggro! call me faggot again! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 

I will take the ring though I don't know the way 
and the ending looks grim, but I won't slow or stray 
how could this little thing be the source of such rage? 
only call it a win when the game has been changed 

I give a fuck about gear, I'm elite in my underwear 
keeping people stumped at what the fuck I got under there 
If you're somehow unaware, I'm hung like a hundred bare 
lumberjacks running back bloodied from rabid bears 
grabbing their groins groaning lacking their manhood 
dammit, annie, answer 'em, yeah, I'm a damn woman 
man, androgynous, man can we get on with this? 
fans can't understand what I am and the problem is 
people want me but don't wanna want me 
shock & awkward sums it up pretty promptly 
I'm flagged often, drawing aggro when I'm walking 
on my block in my sox cap, lumberjack and top tens 
pen & art of war paperback in my pocket 
the mass market gets me on track when i fall off it 
corny ass colonel, general fatty ain't concerned with kids 
you heard the horns, i'm the battle, ya'll are skirmishes 

aggro! come and get what you asked for! 
aggro! you'll end up a disaster! 
aggro! better have a defense! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 
aggro! i had enough of you assholes 
aggro! what the fuck you do that for? 
aggro! call me faggot again! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 

aggro! i had enough of you assholes 
aggro! what the fuck you do that for? 
aggro! call me faggot again! 
Fatty's been aggroed, the battle begins! 

throw two peace signs symmetrically sideways 
over your chest in the center, it's my way 
of showing respect, we are collectively guild mates 
and I'm a pose a threat til the second we kill hate

Aggro! (Produced by Elliot Waite - JeeJuh Productions)

Produced by The Dishonorable Judge Combat

This is hope in the city 
living giving you all of me simply hoping you with me 
and if it isn't in me, I'll be finished, I'm not 
Giving in to any endings where a win ain't the plot 
I say the same things a lot like, Fatty for the win! 
but at the end of the day I'm still beginning again 
it's like I'm trying to get rich and i ain't even getting by 
it's like i'm sitting in a ditch trying to reach for the sky 
put your hands up high if the dream is inside you 
i ain't trying to lead you, i'm in stride right beside you 
it's a matter of pride, too, it's my daily heroic 
i'm divided inside but i ain't trying to show it 
yo i hope these kids don't notice just how hopeless my flow can get 
but i'm rolling this boulder on my own up the road again 
i'm sisyphus, listen cause success is a fickle friend 
i haven't met him yet but i'll be sick of him in the end 

This is hope in the city 
living giving you all of me simply hoping you with me 
and if it isn't in me, i'll be finished, i'm not 
giving in to any endings where a win ain't the plot 
it's the daily heroic yo this is hope in the city 
living giving you all of me simply hoping you with me 
so it's fatty for the win and wherever the win be 
is the only place i'm goin, i'm a bring you there with me 

Now my girl is pretty worried cause I've given up sleeping 
I put 46 hours into my work every weekend 
and we can go a whole day without speaking 
the distance is breaking her heart but she won't lend 
an ear to her friends, they all say I'm a problem 
& they're right, she's been working 2 jobs, she's exhausted 
I'm delinquent on loans, she came home and i lost it 
she even brought me dinner, but i's pissed so i tossed it 
that was fatty for the loss but she still wouldn't talk shit 
she's my rock, honestly, and she's like baby you got this 
and i wanna believe her but this nightmare gets realer 
with every minute that i'm in it but not willing to be there 
I'm faking confidence, like "Baby, I know I got this, 
I'm shooting for a win and when I aim I cannot miss" 
so i better get going cause the going is tough 
knowing i can be heroic but almost no one else does 

My brother's in the hospital, doc says he's depressed 
and my mother's best friend has got a lump on her breast 
and my best friend's calling me because he just got arrested 
and i owe a rent check for this cock roach infested 
trashy apartment yet i say it don't phase me 
til i snap at a fan just for claming i'm lame be- 
cause i ain't made a change on page in like 8 weeks 
i'm aiming for fame, trying to change but remain me 
haters enrage me, i speak in metaphors I'm 
a lyrical machine tryin to seek a better chorus 
i better start seeing light leaking up ahead 
this tunnel's dark; i hardly see any friends 
i better level up, i'm ready steadily grinding with 
a hell of a hill still to climb til the lime light 
I'm staring at Manhattan out my window at sunset 
Another day has passed and Fatty still hasn't won yet 

This is hope in the city 
And I'm hoping you're with me 
When this boulder gets heavy 
Ya'll are holding me steady 
And I'm not giving into any ending 
Where a win ain't the plot

Daily Heroic (Produced by the Dishonorable Judge Combat)

released 16 August 2011 
lyrics by fatty 
produced by dishonorable judge combat 
mixed & mastered by the ht

old bad habits EP coming soon!

Fatty - via Local

A Beta Release of the incipient single "Accio" off Fatty's upcoming EP, Old Bad Habits. For more info about Fatty, check out fattyftw.com or "Like" Fatty on Facebook at facebook.com/fattyraps.

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Written & Performed by Fatty
Original Music by The Dishonorable Judge Combat aka Dan Rosen
Mixed by Troy Thompson & Mike Zarucki

Accio (Beta Release) #acciobeta Explicit Lyrics

in loving memory of henry loring masters (1984 - 2009)

written & performed by annie masters aka fatty
music by dan rosen aka the dishonorable judge combat
mixed & mastered by th3ht

www.fattyftw.com

Fatty - Where We Left Off #fattyftw

It's pouring rain. I love summer. at Fields Corner

fattymac's been battlestar galactin 
passive, out of action, off track, yeah slackin' 
but i'm back attackin every frakkin last kid 
who ever frakkin acted like an asshole if i had been 
a battle rapper or an actor in the past then 
people lacking any natural talent, skill, or passion, 
still be talking smack saying fattymac's a has-been 
i have the bridge XO my asshole, i'm ya captain 
talking all your trash, walls compacting in the trash bin 
must be off your rocket, out of oxygen and gasping 
passing through my galaxy, gassing up your cockpit 
throwing up ya prospers like doctor frakkin spock did 
you talk the talk but when you walk you just ewokin 
i'm spooky like communion, i'm christo frakkin walken 
thinkin you can walk up in my holideck and interrupt my vision? 
is you listening? you think i frakking give a fuck? 

far away not long ago 
where nobody had gone 
you were longing to go 
far away not long ago 
you were wishing on the stars 
now you're mission control 
i got away, i got a ways to go 
if you want a new hope i gotta make it so 
say we all it'll happen again 
like it happened before, may the force be with 
you 

dammit, jim, i jammed a widget in my dashboard 
10 - 4, you're kidding! i'm lying. LOST? Flash forward. 
Dap's on a launch pad, shape the world, auto-cad 
fattymac's a rapper not a doctor, you're a womp rat 
each sixteen is a T-16, I'm on tattoine, PvE? Yeah, combat. 
you see impossible, better check your opticals 
i see a meme, what i did there was illogical 
yo dawg, i heard you like slant rhymes 
yoda told me do or do not, so i can't try 
i can't lie, to hell with any haters i can handle them 
but can't tell if i'm elliott or if i'm more an alien 
pygmalion i'm mythical with androids getting physical 
if i'm a star my fans are far off planets in elliptical 
orbit, i'm auror borealis too, i'm mystical 
mad you're crews ignoring you for me? dark matter: typical. 

far away not long ago 
where nobody had gone 
you were longing to go 
far away not long ago 
you were wishing on the stars 
now you're mission control 
i got away, i got a ways to go 
if you want a new hope i gotta make it so 
say we all it'll happen again 
like it happened before, may the force be with 
you 

it's the j-u-d-g-e part emcee part astronaut... 
blasting through the mass of gasses faster than the human thought 
a massively crass bastard, my setting dos dastardly 
girls screaming "faster please!" let me unsheath my blaster, jeez 
it's the final frontier, show you the way it's won 
cause i'll be shooting laser guns until the days are done 
a singularity a ray of sun, i'm pure light 
lose your sight, this ain't a battle, this a gorn fight 
oh judge, you're so goram ridiculous 
activate my cloaking shield so I'm not quite so conspicuous, 
step inside the airlock, brush my robes off 
trying to get these green skinned bitches to take their clothes off 
they call me Han cause i only roll Solo 
i'm like the one that got away like Tomassie, Rolo 
My chaps is leather and my tie is bolo 
What's the baddest space cowboy? Just plead nolo 
Oh no. I'm too drunk. Please make the beat stop 
Fuck it, more space beer, keep 'em coming Gleep Glop 
Engage the engines and set phasers to "murder" 
I must be a princess cause y'all are nerd herders. 

far away not long ago 
where nobody had gone 
you were longing to go 
far away not long ago 
you were wishing on the stars 
now you're mission control 
i got away, i got a ways to go 
i got away, i got a ways to go 
if you wanna new hope, i gotta make it so

Make It So (featuring the Dishonorable Judge Combat)

People say what goes around, comes around 
i’m underground, underground i’m doing fine 
promise you i’ll let you down 
sweetie pi if it gets around 
i need silence; you keep making sounds 

3.14159 your eyes I’m done for 26535 
don’t know if you realize, don’t know if you see 
8 my 9 OCD 7 9 3 
I memorized the decimals I’m mesmerized the decibals 
are low although the levels of your heart are 
so incredible like boom buh boom boom 
right in tune with mine 
when i think about you i think about pi 
i bring it back full circle on the track, just 
don’t know how to act so i tackle mathematics 
inexact fractions that cannot be expressed quick 
try and calculate this fucking day 23846 
we in the park now 2 6 4 its dark now 
3 bark 3 fucking dog 8 calm down 
3 she’s adorable 2 me 79 
better find time to breath 5 0 i think she like me 2 

People say what goes around, comes around 
i’m underground, underground i’m doing fine 
promise you i’ll let you down 
sweetie pi if it gets around 
i need silence; you keep making sounds 

flat brim sideways i’m bringing 88 back 
numbers keep me rational i wish i could escape that 
take that passion make a pass watch it play out 
balance the equation, X be your Ex now 
i better bring it down, i 4 1 ain’t fooling round 
feeling like i’d run it if i wasn’t tunneled underground 
97169 i’m giving in, 3 i’m conflicted as 9 i’ve ever been 
9 3 want 7 please 5 kiss her 
1 and she’s giving you a hug fucking missed your 
cue but you pulled through doing what you do best 
cool on the surface underneath a fucking mess 
you were tested, your failure a success 
you’re stressed but a little refreshed by the prospect 
but not yet, zero, your conscience clear 
your constant left 

People say what goes around, comes around 
i’m underground, underground i’m doing fine 
promise you i’ll let you down 
sweetie pi if it gets around 
i need silence; you keep making sounds 

5 days later 8 it’s 2AM i’m wide awake 
mind playing games, I hate it 0 patience try & break 
the pattern 9 7 doesn’t matter 4 9 it’d be better 
had i never met her not sure 4 why 
4 now it’s 5 you can count on the third prime 
9 like the cloud that you’re on when we flirt i’m 
2 fucking 3 confused 0 7 8 
whose using who, maybe you so i hesitate 
1 new message on my phone, it’s a picture 
stripped for the camera on your own - no 6 4 
focus 0 6 286 I hate you 
2 get a clue, bitch, i don’t want to date you 
i played you, 0, made you think you could save me 
and you 8 it up playing hero, must be crazy 
9 try denying it 9 i don’t mind, please 
lying little needy sweetie pi, say goodbye tease 

People say what goes around, comes around 
i’m underground, underground i’m doing fine 
promise you i’ll let you down 
sweetie pi if it gets around 
i need silence; you keep making sounds 

I’m done, yea you ruined all the fun, was it worth it? 
I’m gone, which is right where I belong, does it hurt yet? 
8 6 saying how you hate this is useless 
2 late blaming it on me 8 prove it 
wait no, 0, don’t, that’ll backfire quick 
the truth is before 3 4 you 8 slipped 
i made sure 2 keep the 5 door fucking locked up 
3 if you’re looking 4 a fight, you are not tough 
2 much on my plate to debate or to defend a 
1 sided mistake I never made 1 7 then 
0 bitch is pissed cause 6 i’m indifferent 
a G like letter fucking 7 in the alphabet 
beta butch had better never fuckin come in questioning 
or i’m a play her back all 9 fucking messages 
so i’m an asshole, ho, it’s what you asked for 
no, i ain’t ever coming back, i’m a closed door.

Sweetie Pi

This track is from the album Old Bad Habits and is available for purchase on CD Baby here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/fatty4

Old Bad Habits

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