LYRICS
Bienvenido en Londres
Pirate, holy town
(see the flying, spaghetti monster)
He's watching your every move
So get to noodlin around
(touched by his, appendage)
If a tree falls on a ninja
Does it, make a sound?
(see the flying, spaghetti monster)
pink unicorn's arriving but u can't see him touching down

(touched by his noodly appendage)

Well I'm a pastafarian - I'm proud to say
(See the flying, spaghetti monster)
beer volcano in the sky gonna make my day
(Touched by his, appendage)

Chorus chant
Behold.. The flying.. spaghetti ..monster!
--
Cthulu ain't got nothing on my lord my love
(See the flying, spaghetti monster)
he made the mountain and the midget and the stripper factory above
(Touched by his, appendage)
well the pirates beat the ninjas, cos they got the grog
(See the flying, spaghetti monster)
if u see a noodly appendage, well, give it a hug!

Behold.. The flying.. spaghetti ..monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Real rough rehearsal tape.
LYRICS
Haters 
just accumulate
they're gonna have to wait
cos the president himself is at the gate
he's on his knees saying 
'can I get some credit now?'

See the
nanobots mutate, I hope it's not too late
cos the grey, grey goo spoiled my date
it spoiled my date but 
baby we can work it out

Can I get some credit now?
baby we can work it out

See the 
president on, his meditation throne
his meditation mantra's 
'can I get some credit now?'

People
is it up to you, the stupid things you do?
you're humacteria, they got you 10 to 1
I know it seems so wrong but 
baby we can work it out

Can I get some credit now?
baby we can work it out

Haters

LONDON ZOMBIES
Man they're everywhere
they shuffle the tube and they suck up your air
/LONDON ZOMBIES
And they're coming for you
Space lizards masons & necrobots too
L Z
From Ealing to Bow
nothings prepared you they'll chew up your soul
L Z
From Crouch End to Brixton
From Dalston to Tooting
its much worse than fiction

(B)
cos thats all they know
securitized soul
they'll steal you below
securitized soul

LONDON ZOM-BIES

(V2)
L Z
The army of death
they'll sell you insurance till there's nothing left
L Z
propaganda so fresh
they'll roll up their free newspapers and beat you to death
L Z
But you will not die
They'll bomb u from drones in the closed circuit sky
L Z
Or they'll whittle you down
Until you are one of them crawling around

LONDON ZOM-BIES


Feal Real-London Zombies

Walk so pretty 
to the theogen disco
 Smile for the city 
you can hear all the kids go 
Come on dance under 
The cell phone tower
 Feel your atoms shudder 
Oh c'mon and feel the power 
Of the 

(chorus) 
Radiation 
Baby come on x2 

Bastards of the universe x2 

(V2) 
My Radioactive Suppository 
Writes my twitter 
and blogs my story
 So stick your head 
Deep in the reactor 
Einsteins dead 
but come on and feel the power 

(Chorus) 

Bastards of the universe x4


Feal Real-Theogen Disco

(Click the little 'down' arrow above to download.)
Random mutations all over:
Rustie - Impending Doom Rmx 
Group Doueh - Boghassa 
J-Wow - O Dedo 
El Hadj Ensemble - Wo Mawu [Anlo - Ewe, Togo &amp; Ghana] 
Diediedeneuve - Jew Tube 
Os Mutantes - Bat Macumba 
R. D. Burman - Title Music 
Group Doueh - Min Binat Omum 
Konono Nº1 - Lufuala Ndonga 
Numbers - Go To Show 
Zomby - 1 Up 
Talking Heads - I Zimbra 
Liquid Liquid - Optimo 
James Chance - Almost Black 
Rogers Sisters - Check Level 
Omar Souleyman - Ala Il Hanash Madgouga (The Bedouin Tattoo) 
Wganda Kenya - Pim Pom 
Martyn - Vancouver 
Numbers - Go To Show 
Kalyanji &amp; Anandji - Title Music 
Chinese Stars - Cheap City Halo 
Ahmed Mneimneh - Aini Bet Ref 
Hu Vibrational - Joyful Road 
Measles Mumps Rubella - Algorithm of Desire 
Zomby - Dynamite Sandwich 
Buraka Som Sistema - Kurum (Roulet Remix) 
Herve &amp; Yo Majesty - Get Low Club Action (Scattermish Timid Fuckup Edit) 
Sonic Youth - Screaming Skull 
Omar Souleyman - Hafer Gabrak Bibi (I Will Dig Your Grave With My Hands) 
Bodany King - Mole Mole 
Zomby - We Got the Sound 
Suckafish P. Jones - Caribbean Nightmare Agent 
Chinese Stars - Love and The Electric Chair 
Feal Real - Theogen Disco

DJ Spudboy

Was an excellent day .. also playing was: 
PART CHIMP 
...THAT FUCKING TANK 
MONNOCLE 
ONE UNIQUE SIGNAL 
KOGUMAZA 
PLEASE 
MARYLIN RAMBO 
PULPO 
ONE MAN TEAM DANCE



Spudboy - live at Hired Geeks All-Dayer

Come on come on follow me 
Follow we, we the thing 2 be 
Raise your hand and salute 2 the flag of the industry/ 
/All we want is to be free 
Of this poison that's inside of we 
Down the river to the sea 
Don't you know that's where we wanna be 

(Chorus) 
Oh we're just as real as your radio and the things you know 
Climb on board slave ships to Florida and the sunken towns 

Evolutions just a theory and God is in the land
 So stick a fork in a plug and give Darwin a hand 
On the floor shuffle round in the zombie style 
As the corpses surround and your payslips pile 

(Chorus)
 Media appeal is the thing to have, its a smash and grab 
gather all you can in your zombie lair, u can pile it there 

Feal Real-Obey

London Zombies (Spudboy Remix)

Obey (Spudboy Remix)

Ethnic sci-fi, zombie lyrics, voodoo bass, balkan blaxploitation - Feal Real's line-up featured ex-members of Infants and Optimist Club.

"Like The Beta Band's early madcap incarnation, Feal Real combine a love of tribal headdresses with free-spirited sonic invention. Manic percussion, sci-fi synths and menacing, exhortatory vocals energise the London troupe's indie-funk onslaught. This show will be sure to deliver big beats, loud shirts and wide smiles."
(NME)

“The Feal Real sound, meanwhile, evokes Mancunian indie dance pioneers A Certain Ratio, albeit with added paranoia and the benefit of the digital revolution. Myspace tune 'Theogen Disco' is typical, all crashing percussion and confident, portentous vocals."
(Stool Pigeon)

Feal Real

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