A strange and nostalgic piece recorded around a green baize card table inside a service elevator in the 1970s. 

Jon and George discuss sexual confessions, the voice of Michael Caine, East End hardmen, cat food ads, people who like cats, cats, Arthur the cat, Terry's Pyramint, Terry's All Gold, Margarine, dog jizz, Pedigree Chum, chip pan fires, Findus Crispy Pancakes, Action Man's head, Plasticine, TCP, moth balls, and tired penises.

Special guest star: Morrissey. 

Sponsored by 'Remorseless for Cats', and the 'Electroflap TwinTub 2000'.

Fear Of Growing Up Podcast

Episode 1 - Apropos of Nothing

Fear of Growing Up - Episode 1 - 'Apropos Of Nothing'.

'Time, Gentlemen'.

A quiet, yet strangely philosophical Christmas drink in a 1980s cocktail bar ends in tragedy.

Alan Rickman tells us all about his new job, Robert Cure from The Smiths has an accident, and some lyrics are intentionally misheard.


Sponsored by Wowbasol, and Ian 5 from Bumbus Home Computing.

Episode 2 - Time, Gentlemen

Fear of Growing Up - Episode 2 - 'Time, Gentlemen'.

Two middle-aged men discuss the absurdity of existence, amid the strong smell of nostalgia, surrealism, embarrassingly bad pastiche items, and piss-poor celebrity impersonations. No one is debarred from F.O.G.U., but if you're under 35, good luck. Bruno Mars is here: https://soundcloud.com/brunomars

F.O.G.U.

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