Ummm.... Well I Guess This Song Talks About Dislike Of Police And Other Things....It Is A Tribute To Blowfly's Rapp Dirty...The First Comedy Rap Song, As Well As The First Explicit Rap Song.

No Lie

Just A Song About A Guy I Know And Some Of His Exploits.....

I Know What You Did Last Night

A Guy Comes To Terms With Having To Kill His Lover.

Bitch I'll Miss You

Just A Rap About How Much I Love These Jokers. All The Instruments Are Mouthed.

Apes (A Capella)

Like Weekend At Bernie's Except Without The Beach.

I Got A Body

He Has A Penis

With A Little Help From My Pet

A Rap About The Growing Population Of Gangbanging Felines In The United States, And Their Exploits.

Ridin' Wit These Felines

I am a superbly insane individual who works as a recording engineer / producer in a commercial recording studio. I am also an amateur musician, singer, songwriter, rapper, and aardvark trainer. I have been involved in music for most of my life, and I have been employed professionally in the business for over a decade.  I frequently get burned out hammering other people's music into my brain every day, and to unwind, I come home, overdose on Mountain Dew, and create purposely mediocre original comedic tracks, downright rude rip-offs, and even shabbier parodies. I use top of the line industry standard hardware and software in the studio where I work. Having all this at my disposal, I record my insane comedic tirades at home with a PC that is over ten years old, using the onboard sound card, a broken Toa mixer from the early '90's that is noisy and severely f*$ked up, and only works because I rewired the the output off of the internal headphone amp, stealing signal direct from the channels. I use a 20 year old dynamic mic that is the bottom part of a sure SM-57, and the diaphram of a SM-58, wired together, and duct taped. My PC sucks, it has 1 gig of ram, 5 really small IDE drives, and is running bootleg XP. I have a 1987 Casio keyboard that is a toy, complete with dog bark FX, that I wired to run midi out, which is run into my PC on a 1999 SB Live card through the game port. When I record vocals, I do so sitting right in front of my PC with 4 case fans, and beside my TV blaring Cartoon Network. Nothing but the best when it comes to my own material. Check out a couple of these abortions. I have been making this stupid music in this exact vein since 1994. MY PROFILE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION. I will add links, etc.

Feign Innocence