I talked to the people in archival--
they have no record of you being cool
I saw the speech you gave by the Berlin wall
where you shouted "Ich bin ein Tool!"

Post-menopausal siren songs
played on a 78
You're a bastard out of Carolina 
and you've tainted the entire state

doo doo doo doo

I heard you think her husband is your rival
that's news to everyone involved
Hit on the head with a bible or an anvil
You're a mystery of suck, unsolved

so don't be surprised 
when nobody buys into 
your hair-care tips 
or your name-dropped steak house
Don't be surprised 
when nobody ever calls you back

doo doo doo doo

The Mystery Of Suck FFWUTTH

Do der Bibble Bounce
Do der Bibble Bounce
wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah

Der Bibble Bounce FFWUTTH

with their metal, with their metal, with their metal knives

Metal Knives FFWUTTH

you left a chemical trail 
every time you exhaled 
if you're wondering how you were found
with a predator's grace
you infected each place
it's a pleasure to bring you to ground
you're a carrier
you knew what you were spreading 
the drone got a lock on you
we knew where you were heading
you were tracked tracked tracked through the cities
you were tracked through the barren wastes
you were tracked through the sprawl around Dallas
this is a trap which you won't escape
get in the sharps box
'cause you're contaminated
get in the the sharps box
you're contaminated

Sharps Box FFWUTTH

I caught a killer case of mediocrity
I've got an ultraviolet stamp on me
and I'm not fishing for you to tell me that I'm wrong
it's not that kind of song

jump down baby, abandon the ship 
the pumps are busted, and the hull is ripped 
you've been floating me for so very long
I know it's wrong

you're the bubble on the surface I've been drawing all my breath from
if you gave me several choices, I would probably make the worst one
if you find my missing purpose, please return it to the local lost and found--
it looks like a dazed hyena on a handful of downs

you've floated me for so very long
I've been checked out and wrecked like the Fall of Saigon
throw your head back and scream like the Wrath of the Khan
I know it's wrong
Wraw aw aw aw awng
I know it's wrong
Wraw aw aw aw awng

Wraw Aw Aw Aw Awng

The last great cat of the pharaohs
guides your path as it narrows
lifts you high from your marrow
the last great cat of the pharaohs
sends you away

Weren't you just past twenty when you first got on a plane?
Sixty-seven years have passed, you're flying home again

Every moment didn't count, whole years were just a waste
You never captured happiness, at least you had a taste

Lying in your lover's arms, you kept the cold at bay
since you lost your lover you've been dying for this day

The last great cat of the pharaohs
guides your path as it narrows
lifts you high from your marrow
the last great cat of the pharaohs
sends you away

The Last Great Cat Of The Pharaohs FFWUTTH

I have never heard a crackle with so much clarity
vinyl on cee-dee
icy hot rub and deep fried ice cream
vinyl on cee-dee

you can't play a record in the car
unless you drive like, 3 miles an hour

I've never heard a crackle with so much clarity
vinyl on cee-dee
icy hot rub and deep fried ice cream
vinyl on cee-dee

Vinyl on Cee-Dee FFWUTTH

damned is the man who can't be entertained
crack your shell in two, man
the secret of the ooze, man
makes me feel sorry for your tired old brain

dead is the man who can't be entertained
you should scrap your whole plan, 
made you such a cold man, 
there's more to your body than your tired old brain

golden chariots, magic lariats 
push them out of your way
Hey Jude Iscariot, where'd you bury it? 
Calgon, take me away
you play it too safe

damned is the man who can't be entertained

Grate And Glorious FFWUTTH

oh, you never stop
if there's a gap,
that bubble's popped

and you pounce on the silence
with so much violence,
it'll never get back up

Do you need to breathe?
Or can you talk this much undersea?
How about in space?
noise that even the vacuum can't erase

and you pounce on the silence
with so much violence,
it'll never get back up

it comes so fast, I can't get to higher ground
it's not that I dislike you, I just can't withstand the sound
and when you pass, though your body will be gone
your spectral mouth will float here going on, and on, and on and on

oh, it never ends
I'd tell you to shut up if we weren't friends
few, and far between are those that can follow what you mean

and you pounce on the silence
with so much violence,
it'll never get back up

Feline Fiend 1