(This little guy moves weirdly, like a bird's head after it's body one after another. It'd be a terrifying sight if his whole body wasn't covered in raven-colored clothing. You can't see his full face, it's shaded by his borsalino.)

(Spamnaire) * I KNEW IT. YOU → Chumpit → .
* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, → L16H7 → NEMS → .
(Kris) * ...yyyeah, what about it?
(Spamnaire) * YOU GUESSED IT. → That Is Horríd →
* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM "FANS" ARE'NTCHA.
* → Ever And Ever → THEY SEE THE BETTER SIDE OF YOU.
* DON'T. WORRY. THIS IS → Normalis → ROUND HERE. OK.
* BUT... YOU. → Gotta Stay True → . TO YOURSELF
* YOU SEE THE → Spotlight On Me → ?
* I'M THE FAVOR, →  I Am Rite → .
(Kris) * WHO even ARE you?
(Spamnaire) * NONOnononono... YOU'RE NOT → Listenot →
*  THE GREATEST AUCTIONEER OF 1997 AND BEYOND  
* YOU GOT YOUR → Choppet → EARS, BY MY TERRIFIC → Stylishstic → .
* OOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHAHAA... 

(Kris) * (Get me across this guy faster, he's off his rocket.)

(That's the spirit.)

(Spamnaire) * COME ON, DO NOT → Lie Lot → TO YOURSELF?
* I'M TICKIN'... BUT YOU NOT → Diggin' → THE VIBES??
* YOU DISRESPECTFUL → #### →
* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. THE CROWD → Loves My Shemot →
* THEY SEE. I'M WICKED?
* AND → They're → Diggin' → It → ALRIIII-
(Kris) * Listen, weirdo, I have better things to do!
* So if... if you won't move, I will move you myself...!
(Spamnaire) * CUTTING ME OFF??? → Mid Sentof → ??????
* YOU'RE IN SPOILED → Boiled → WATER NOW. → Rascaul → .

(So you're actually feeling confident today. I wasn't expecting you to shout at strangers.)

18 - Spamnaire

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