After months of in-fighting amongst band members, mainly about food, I finally persuaded the band to get together in the studio for a week and record some new tracks. Typically no one showed up on the first couple of days, and the next few days band members did turn up but at different times. Finally, in the last 2 days I managed to get the whole band together and record 6 tracks. Unfortunately Fera got drunk one night and thinking he could use Tools better than my engineer managed to delete 3 tracks, as well as stuff the hard drive. Whats left is a few unfinished tracks, but the band never finish anything anyway, so thats nothing new. The rest of the band refuse to re record the lost tracks, and Fera claims he will release them as a solo project on what is now the 'stolen' banjo. Don't worry though, he won't get around to it is my guess.

Lyrics: I thought the lyrics of this song were actually pretty good, and Fera had them written out on a song sheet, but before he recorded he rolled the sheets up to make a 'Fire Pipe" whatever that is, and burned them. claiming at the time that he would remember them. Of course he couldn't so now the song basically doesn't have any lyrics at all. Idiot.

Secret

Originally an acoustic track written on a borrowed banjo, the band decided it was so bad that they would re record it with heaps of effects and a friend who knows how to play the guitar ( who wants to remain anonymous) The band were so disappointed with the result ( the guitar sounded too slick for Fera ) the band re recorded it a third time, then just gave up on the song altogether. I decided to put it up here anyway.
lyrics
One of Fera's more 'wordy' songs, completely self indulgent and pretty boring. I wouldn't worry too much about trying to hear what he's going on about.

Coney Island

SHUT YOUR MOUTH MONKEY!

Just another half baked idea from the brow of the subhuman brain of FERA Jarhead. If he would actually finish a song and reord it properly the band might get somewhere... Then again....

Hang them in your tree

A Ray of Hope

Bunch of fucking stoners. You know two of them just go meow meow meow all day long. 

To Remain The Sane

Here is an off beat collection of tracks from a band who have two members who can't speak and only communicate by making cat like noises, and a third member who doesn't speak at all. The forth member, Fera, talks non stop, even if there is no one around, and mostly to himself. The entire band are actually diagnosed agoraphobics, and live together in their studio. The band is unsigned, unpublished and live off welfare and the generosity of a small group of admirers. The band has no interest in playing live, which is impossible anyway because of their mental health. Their main objective, so it would seem, is to stay as high as possible at all times, and occasionally record some music. 
Please feel free to leave comments on the tracks, good or bad as the band seem to thrive on people not really liking what they do, and I will pass them onto the band by writing them on slips of paper and putting them under their door. 

Thats the Way

Dississit

Although I manage Fera and His Band, I didn't even bother listening to this one...

Just the cat bones

FERA Jarhead and His Band,
 Thelma, Lousie and Machine:
A musically inept band more interested in drinking and weed than finishing a recording. The band don't play live often due to their agorophobia. Occasionally a band member will, out of sheer boredom, come up with a song and the the rest will unwillingly put down their smokes and glasses to record a track. As their even more unwilling  manager they are pretty annoying to work for, but hey, I'm married to Machine, so it keeps the peace.
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