Stirring up some goon shit in between more serious tracks. BIG BIG BIG props to Macross 82-99 for the background instrumental. I basically just skeezed one of their tracks and laid my crappy verses over it, so please go check out the original song and all their other stuff, you won't be disappointed!!!: https://soundcloud.com/macross-82-99

Lyrics (cause it's a little fast):
Makin’ Fellas Hella Jealous when I drop in the scene,
I’m the raddest, baddest, fattest dude that you’ve ever seen,
I'm always dawning Boxer Briefs cause I got too big a peen,
I’m chugging Isopropyl Alcohol, you know that I’m clean.
I let your Mother mend my shirt like I’ve been bustin’ a seam,
But when I bust up in her ass you get frustrated it seems.
Okay, enough about your Momma let’s back to the beat,
But first, here’s a couple things that you should know about me.

I DON’T, SMOKE OR DRINK,     
I been a straight-edge kid ever since I was six,
Before that, I was busy in the hotel rooms,
Up in some ass like a fresh pair of Fruit of the Loom,
Nowadays, you can catch me puffing green tea leaves,
Wearing hella comfy sweaters, cause I’m loving the sleeves,
I got that Sprite and the Cup, but you know it ain’t Lean,
Because I only drink Dasani if you know that I mean.

GOD DAMN, IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK,
Honestly, I never started, this is still my first track,
I’m counting singles by the dozens, and I’m doing it fast,
‘Cause I’ve been sweating on the paper like I’m jerking in class.
I’m wearing Dollar Store designer; only shorts and tees,
and all I ever eat is frozen Cauliflower and Peas
You're never gonna see me glitter, and I know it’s obscene,
But I can only get my bling from out a vending machine.

*AWKWARD INTERLUDE*

To all the Mothers of the world,
Tucking in their kids with a warm blanket at night,
I love you!
(I LOVE YOU!)
To all the cashiers of the world,
giving people back all of their proper change, 
I love you!
(I LOVE YOU!)
To everybody in the world named Bryan…
I love you!
(I LOVE YOU!)
To my 30 year old baby sitter who fucked me twice when I was a little boy of four year old,
I love you!
(I LOVE YOU)
To all the old ladies telling me I’m hot when I go walking down the street alone at night,
I love you!
(I LOVE YOU)

God bless and stay safe out there <3

I Love Lynn

Solace meets the girl of his dreams, Lynn, and does tries his absolute best to win over her heart with gifts, friendship, and unbridled affection. (It doesn't work out so well)

MASSIVE THANK YOU TO @ceruleancerise for the backing track. They've got amazing songs on here and I highly suggest you check them out. Here's the original song if you're interested, and YOU SHOULD BE!!! :https://soundcloud.com/ceruleancerise/lightspeed-love

Too many lyrics to fit the description :P

Her name was Lynn

One night I was getting nostalgic about old Gameboy Advance music and trips to the beach. This was the result! It's a song about a sort of forbidden love that's fun and exciting. The two people are interested in one another but know it might be too much for both of them. In the end, they just say screw it and give it a shot. Take chances while you can! BELIEVE IN LOVE AND IN MANGOS!!!

// Lyrics //
(verse 1)
I might be a 3, but your heat level’s 10.
I know you shot me down again and again,
Gimme a chance and we can turn this around
I’ll sweeten you up and show you how I break it down
(pre-chorus 1)
Quero tu picante,
Pero you don’t want me (x4)
(chorus 1)
Hot to touch, Sweet to taste.
Can’t you tell I wanna get outta this place?
I can take the heat, so let me in the kitchen,
You keep on trynna warn me girl, but I don’t wanna listen,
(verse 2)
You got me going loco,
But my poker face is muy stupendo,
You have the chance, let’s turn this around,
I’m sweet enough, now break me down,
(pre-chorus 2)
Quieres mi picante
No sabes no sabes (x4)
(chorus 2)
Hot to touch, sweet to taste
Are you sure I’m a risk you wanna take?
I keep warning you, get out of my kitchen
Tell me boy, do you ever listen?
(bridge)
No. Okay!
(chorus 3)
Hot to touch, sweet to taste.
My heart shook when I saw your face,
Your mango salsas got me caught in a daze,
So let’s just say forget it and get outta this place! (x2)

Mango Salsa!

You can only care for others so much before you forget how to care for yourself. You need to do what's best for You. We're all on an oddysey of our own, and crew members come and go. Get to where you're going and prosper.

// LYRICS //
[PRE-CHORUS]
I’m on a one-man mission to Mars,
Burning through the galaxy and tracing the stars.
Barreled through the atmospheric ties to the ground,
You must be so sad I ain’t sticking around.
[CHORUS 1]
When I look at the sky I used to think of your name.
Felt just like such a captive with a key to his cage.
Sitting right beside you never felt so alone.
You wanted me to stay but then you forced me to go, Voyager.
[VERSE]
You used to be my galaxy, my fountain of life.
Never thought the sun would fade and I’d get swallowed in time.
I could tell takeoff was imminent,
So I vanished to my satellite and hit the ignition.
Loveless and Land-locked, dug deeper than bedrock.
The Earth’s got me homesick, think its about time I found a new one.
I might be alone,
But something’s always waiting in the far and unknown.
[PRE-CHORUS]
On a one-man mission to Mars,
Burning through the galaxy and tracing the stars.
Barreled through the atmospheric ties to the ground,
You must be so sad I ain’t sticking around.
[CHORUS 1]
When you look at the sky you’re gonna think of my name.
Not as a deserter prone to running away.
It’s been a century since I first touched down.
A title meant for legends’ what I’m going by now, Voyager.
Voyager…

Voyager

You Are My Sunshine (cover)

My friend was going through a bit of a rough patch lately so I wanted to make a song she could listen to to calm her nerves. It's also a bit of a reflection on my first year of college and how now it's all over. Time flies like crazy and you never know where you'll end up and when. I'm sad that it's already summer time, but equally excited to see where it takes me.

summerache

A MILLIE LIL CHICKIES

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfMsUuU9KtQ

Chickadoo

I was on vacation and started to miss someone super bad. Hopefully this song does those feelings justice.

LYRICS:
(VERSE I)
I’m a couple hundred miles away from you
Scenery’s so strange I don’t know who to go to
To spend the summer out at the beach was a bad move
At least at night I know that we look at the same moon
(PRE-CHORUS I)
I’ve dreamt about you, about a hundred, different times this week
I know that sounds excessive girl, but that’s not even counting daydreams
I tried to hide away, but these feelings ‘getting stronger
I might drop out of college, to make our summer, last a little longer
(CHORUS)
The waves roll but the time don’t
I’m left behind in separate time zones
I fell in love with the feeling holding her oh, so tight
I don’t know how I’ll survive
If I can’t see her one night, more
(VERSE II)
I cried with the Cicadas, except I had a reason to
I like to think I’m on your mind when you’ve got better things to do
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, at least that’s what they say
But I can’t take this any longer, I don’t know why I didn’t stay
(PRE-CHORUS II)
Maybe it’s the way I dress, or how I always second guess
I know you’re trying not to waste your time on love and die of stress
Don’t leave away at sea; a hopeless castaway
I’d rather drown to death in Ocean depths than never ever see your face, again
(CHORUS)
The waves roll but the time don’t
I’m left behind in separate time zones
I fell in love with the feeling holding her oh, so tight
I don’t know how I’ll survive
If I can’t see her one night, more

Solace

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