Best of Chat Vol. 1

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Funny Finish

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if i know 
you're looking at me
randy "thrasher" steffie has pale blue eyes
and is nutered
he is my second cousin
ramming his head into a wall like a penis without release
when were you not forced, forced into your mother's cunt at the tip of a sword when the greeks came and attacked your
family because you stole their secret yogurt recipe
jt barnes can only drive an eighteen wheeler because he's legal
stubble on my ballsack, i can feel the itch as i ride
but ive been run out of town because im jewish
birthmark on her labia
done now
with the drain that sucked in the browns from and anal bleaching
motown christmas is best christmas
and I dont care if i ever reach the top
cause im breaking my motto
and eating what my didda knew
crawling underbisides anus
car cut in half in an antique store
bottom half at the bottom of the lake with my shitter
reattached for a penis replaceable by law
law and duder 
oh shit
i know what song would be awesome right now
hoyl shit
there has never been a better song
yahoo answers is full of immature philosophers
drinking from a fucking water tap
find my anus on google maps
take a sip of this straw made of silk
because nothing will ever be as good as pelswick
you think you're sirius black or some shit but you're not
so dont tell me you were their friend if you're not going to live up to your status
take this corndog and stick it inside your grandmothers cunt while I subside in a closet full of poison
this is the orange juice in your veins because youre a damn orange bear 
jack be nimble jack be quick
take a ride on the west coast kick
you dont know how hard im laughing right now
"hoyl shit mom there has never been a bitter shit
why do you says hoyl shit son
bo paradise is offered on this trip but they sent it was included
when i called ealir. nope sorry duder.
iuits a fucking long itme down from holiday road.
mfw tyler has school tomoor
every day every december all i heard was jackson 5 christmas
not sure how to toot because my feel is homeward bound
spin the brandie
do the basketball arm
thats the stuff
plastic pines lodged into my urethra
cant waiter
duderbaker
youz gots mez trippin babez
dat beech is mez bitch day bitch is your beech 
r.i.p phil kissinger
goater loadicus

Dripping Cave of Toad Semen

Legend of BELLda2 - CBoyardee

Cody Calls L.L Bean

Cody Calls Charles at Landsend

Lyrics: u hurt me feels meanboy
wish there was a neckbeard face
Keep up the pace, stay in the race
the race is called my shit and you're in it
flush you down like a dirty old tampon soaked in my shit
get lit
lit on fire by timlers lighter out of sighter im a biter
ill fuck you up bitch
but then i saw yahoo answers
now i am enlightened
my teacher thinks im a dick
he needs to get his anus tightened 
a loose hole in my toy
always on your knees sucking my dick tyler boy
I was at adam and eve playing with myself in the sauna
when this fat ass bitch came in got naked called herself donna
I yelled lube at the top of my lungs
in a matter of seconds we were licking eachothers tounges
this all happened to the instrumental of sail on
she shit on my face smelled worse than the look of tylers bong
i am tyler king
high on life
how was boner fucked
a question I'll never get right
this drink is making me shiver
I got that brain freeze shit
i can reverse global warming with my mucus
dip drip bitch who you think you are
you will never be anyone as important as pete motherfuckin dorr
why even try if I cant be him
gonna kill myself from an overdose like tim
dubstep wub wub wub in this cunt
the diamater of the world is as big as my dong
ding dong someones at the door
open it up, get a gift, who is it for
the tag says "to duder from jeeves"
I asked that guy to be my father instead of steve
ask jeeves dot com has delivered
opened it up and there was jeeves bending over spreading his shitter
a great day it was we got so kinged
all day all night smoking the weed
he said "dude im so fucking jeeved"
I said "duder ingest the seeds"
so he did and he grew a weed plant in his stomach
he was so kinged and I told him to hockey puck it
feel like a star but i am a demerit
cannot bear it baber put your shit in a box and send it
thats it for my run it was nice knowing you all
my last words were "i am adudebro...no?"
double dip dick dare you
guess ill take a nap
thats it for me im done with this rap

fhfthc

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