because of rap god. Max headroom Vs Eminem

Morpheus, Dorpheus Orpheus, go eat some walruses orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Copy of rap battle.

Denji Vs. Ash Williams

Freshy Kanal: The Rock vs Paperboy vs Edward Scissorhands ft. Chase Beck, Commander Jacob & Zawesome

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

Freshy Kanal: Jack Horner vs Dr. Eggman ft. Luke Reardon & Freeced

Freshy Kanal: Nathan Drake vs Tintin ft. Cam Steady, Littleflecks & Zawesome

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Steve (Minecraft) vs. Engineer (Team Fortress 2) - Rap Battle! (2023)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGuinnsBook as Kratos
Mega Ran as Maui
McGwire as choir vocals

Kratos:
Flee or start your prayers to the god of your creation.
If they sent me after you, then you must be forsaken.
I went through Hel's scorching borders and coldest corners in fistfights.
You'd piss your grass skirt if your reputation's on thin ice!
BOY! There was a demigod hated near and far.
He decided no one loved him, so he had to steal a heart.
Was it worth his sense of purpose, changing Earth with dirty tricks?
'Cause once he died, he still had not a single soul that worshiped him!
When the tides turn on this fraud, he falls apart on the spot!
What kind of islander god would sink in water like rocks?
You offered the Earth gifts, but you're shallow on the surface!
You can shapeshift to a bird's skin, but can't change to a better person!
This is my fate; I decide when wars are over!
Cut you into shape; this is how you make a soldier!
You provide for the praise and strengthen your culture,
But when they cry for your aid, you offer a cold shoulder!

Maui:
We all like to goof a little; trust me, I won't judge you.
Although, I don't murder all of Greece; you know, like some do?
I spend my time creating mountains and kingdoms you might cross;
I probably made the island you and your shame like to hide on!
So thanks, but I'm gonna decline the olive branch that you offered politely! (No thanks!)
You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower, so why don't you come down and fight me?
You pray all alone because you eviscerated your only love!
You keep your emotions like coconuts, 'cause I gotta break you to open up!
You say that I'm the one shifting the shape? You play pretend as a Norse deity!
You threw your mythology away like a Spartan's deformed baby!
I rock the boat with the fire that I gave to humankind; I don't take lightly!
So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice, there's a funeral worthy of fake Vikings!
I got tattoos of all my victories, no sweat!
While the only mark that you've left is yet another one on my chest!
Mine are a map; yours are just ashes to ashes,
Directing to the exactly zero family members you have left!

Kratos:
I was fighting in the field 'til I no longer had chains
While you were marinating inside your man-cave!
Hid away since your parents saw your face and were sickened!
Don't be surprised if I go overboard like you as an infant.
So many wars helmed; I forged through Greece and the Norse realms!
I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself!
I chose my solace, while you were just banished away as a lonely convict!
Your boat's on water, but the stars couldn't help you find any excuse for your broken promise!
So I'll raise a toast to this fraud who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses!
He's a pussy from start to end, as his fate was woven onto him!

Maui:
Maybe add a sense of humor to your massive arsenal; you don't seem that amused!
Got so many weapons in stock, yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use!
I held up the sky, dealt with the fire, and those ain't my greatest stunts!
You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone; do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?
You got me actin' like Baldur, 'cause all your blows are painless!
For once, take a step back; this ain't the cliff you fell from!
To all the pantheons that I saved from eradication
By finishing him once and for all, you're welcome!

Kratos vs. Maui - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as Buggy
McGwire as Arthur Fleck

Buggy:
Thieves and beggars wanna seek the treasure,
Never exceed the schemes of the genius jester!
Feast your eyes at the east lead emperor!
Make weak pirate wannabes leave in stretchers! (Oh!)
So knock knock; it's "another job dropped you"!
Chop chop; couple limbs are lobbed off you!
I'm locked on; bring the Buggy bomb squad through!
Think you're hot news only 'cause the cops caught you!
Your parents agree that you were practically worthless.
Mom's not actually birth kin, plus your daddy deserted!
Man, "dysfunctional" ain't even scratching the surface!
Even I couldn't gather a bigger family circus!
Another bad romance on those telephone calls.
Shooting your shot put holes in your own walls!
Now Harley's running off, and she's never coming back!
It's like the gun at the hospital: should've kept it in your pants!

Arthur Fleck:
You're grasping at straws, but that's to be expected.
My humor's like the One Piece: you wouldn't get it.
Can someone get this honky off the podium?
He's not an emperor; they just cropped his size to Napoleon's!
Tell me, how does a chicken run the cross guild?
Another croc of shit you're hawking off to hide your lack of raw skill!
Ooh, you're a loser, faux, facade, and a charade!
You were never bombastic; you just bombed on stage!
I'm busting Buggy's balls! You were with the Rogers on a roll,
And they got so sick of you that you caught the common cold!
All your setups fail; the only payoff goes to coast guards!
You were out of your depth and got bit by a loan shark!
Gotham's set ablaze; they say I was the lone spark!
Try paint me as the villain, but no one truly knows Art.

Buggy:
Did you say "nose"?! For that, I could break yours!
I make more people die laughing at your displayed corpse!
You choked hard! AIn't you used to swallowing pills, though?
Or was that an impression of your mom under the pillow?!

Arthur Fleck:
You've heard no one cares who you are under the mask.
Well, they couldn't give a shit with it either; that's pretty fucking sad!
Pull yourself together; to me, this was just improv!
I hope you're the next one that Oda actually kills off!

Buggy:
This incel wouldn't last a day in cells at Impel!
Now you can add stab wounds into your list of ill health!
Slight trouble, and you'd make a mountain from a hill, I bet!
A real threat would be telling me you're gonna sing again!

Arthur Fleck:
I was never bounded by hubris; I went and founded a movement!
I got big shoes to fill; you're still a clown for amusement!
Just a "drop in the ocean", and if you did, you'd be drowning!
If you can't usurp the jester, then you'll never be crowned king!

Buggy vs. Arthur Fleck - Rap Battle!

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

-LYRICS-
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Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Beat by 2Deep
Storyboard by Fightmarker, Snakebite, Stark Media, and Paige
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Edited by Fightmarker
Snakebite126 as Ted Cruz
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Alen as Unabomber
Zodiac Drawing by Blast03
School by Adroitwhiz 
Tree Model by Veleran
TV Model by Martin Cannings
Sofa Model by db0013
Other Backgrounds by Fightmarker
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFict...
Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL... 
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Gh osty blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit iller (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t fellow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will be see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines? laughs
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

Ghostface vs The Zodiac Killer. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Adam as Captain Spaulding (audio) 
Fightmarker as Leatherface (audio and video)
Beat produced by Don P
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Written by Trakked, Cole, CreeperPasta, and Fightmarker
Mixed by Light

Captain Spaulding (0:45):
So, some cannibalistic freak decides to go and face his fears?
You should be sorry, ya maniac, I don’t serve your kind here.
I’m a ringmaster, you’re a lurking geek. Hell, you belong as a circus freak!
I mean, look at that fucking mask! And especially all those crooked teeth!
You’re scared of your family? What a travesty; they're tame compared to mine
It seems that moonshine’s the only thing that’s prevalent in your bloodline
You had even less to Gein than the idiot you're inspired by
But this fucking prick should need to know; you can’t snuff the light of a Firefly!
Ain’t I fucking funny? Ooo, what're ya, scared of clowns?
And you kill out of fear, too, but I’ll bring a sear to this dick with a mental breakdown!
Ya need to face this Bubba, this is your Last Chance at meddling with higher forces
But I might as well not care, you live in a literal House of 1000 Corpses!

Leatherface:
Welcome to my slaughter house. You're nothing but dead meat
I’d rip this carny bitch to pieces but he'd be too fat to eat
Better prepare for a mutiny, Captain; I'm rapping and leaving you more insane
I'm the classic of slashes. You're a sad clown down the drain.
Got a foul mouth, so I'll rip it off; with a hammer in hand
And tonight we'll feast on pedophile entrails on my land!
Blow this party up, this fat Bozo should stay rotting in his cell
So my saw can subtract you and reduce your gang to 2 from Hell

Captain Spaulding:
(UGH) I’d say bite your tongue, but you’d probably eat it too
Did I stutter, bitch? I'm Cutting this even worse than your reboots
I’d give you some fried chicken; but here's The Shocking Truth instead,
The only reason people watch you's cause you're fucked up in the head!
I thought you were from Alabama, you fucking incestuous monster 
With so many under that mask, I can't tell who's an imposter 
MK-X'd out, a mess down, chopping you until you don't exist
Because this fucker has a mind that Dr. Satan couldn’t fix!
(*laughter*)

Leatherface:
You’re a Devil’s Reject,  so no wonder you try and praise him
Locking teens in the basement, but still can’t pay for your gas station
Where you're going the moon won't shine; here's something to make your blood thinner
Get my chainsaw through your brains and have a Thanksgiving dinner!
Snap you like Animal Crackers (ugh) attacking clowns with no mercy
Better fit for a fucking rodeo, your words show controversy
An overgrown juggalo chuckin' flows like a shit pitcher
And your criminal record should be one of your best features?
It confuses me, why did you think you’d get my life to expire 
When you were made by the same guy who ruined Michael Myers
A second lethal injection; shows you can't handle my statements
I'm shutting the door on your act, like I was your fucking replacement

Leatherface vs Captain Spaulding. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

King Mewtwo as Alex Delarge (voice)
CallMeCri as Alex Delarge (video)
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby (voice)
Froggy as Ticci Toby (thumbnail only)
Beat by 2Deep
Writing: Fightmarker
TN: Fightmarker
Additional Help: GamingPlush64
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Alex Delarge
There was me, glazing upon this hopeless mistake
Even at home he couldn’t escape the bullying against his traits 
Sister was the only person you could confined in, but then her auto crashed
Now you’re left with a mum who doesn’t love you, and an alcoholic dad
I’m no delusion nor a voice in your gulliver, Toby 
Viddy me causing ultraviolence as I break into your domy
beaten homeless who go blurp blurp, but you’re going w-w-when you talk, turp
It’ll just be the second time you’ve been broken by Clockwork 
Teenage gangs are something I don’t take very lightly 
So make like your fingers Rogers, and bite me
You’re already quite fragile, at this point why even bother
When my words are enough to stop Ticci Toby’s tick tocker 

Ticci Toby:
I’m starting to realize how you got outplayed by people so dumb
Because your insults wouldn’t affect me even if I wasn’t numb
And honestly I could of only imagined what your family felt 
But it seems no one was crying over this spilled milk 
I’m mad pissed Alex, to me you lived in a palace 
mind corrupted with malice, and thought with your phallus
Two loving parents? I can only wish that I had it
Let’s see how wasteful this disgrace is when he’s at the end of my hatchets
you’re in the past dude, your group of buddies bashed you
It happened but didn’t have to if you hadn’t went for the dick statue
One read through your novel it’s clear who’s the strangest 
How is anyone supposed to identify with a child rapist 

Alex Delarge
Cat’s got your tongue, bastard? Or cheek rather
Polly loggy, it’s a fanfiction proxy against the droog’s master 
Kubrick broke cinematic grounds with such a low budget
While your medium would better off if you just snuffed it
Cause they treat this kid like a joke, made him out to be annoying
Had small fame but it quickly smoked, oh quite disappointing 
Came from a poor man’s 4Chan, abandoned by your hornet brothers
And now your creator doesn’t even want you, reminds me of your mother

Ticci Toby
Saw treatment as a way to be free, then lost all your hope
When they got your eyes lid-locked, gave you a real horrorshow
I don’t have pity for your abusing ass, I’ve gone through this type of shit
Ends with the Rain will still being there, but you’ll have no pipes left to Sing with
You’re not special, I’ll leave you and your whole dirty crew as nothing but corpses
Surprised this Ticci kid can better spit, causing flames upon my forest 
This verse will trigger you like the Ninth, remember as I feast on my lunch
Screams of agony filled the room, but they all didn’t care that fucking much

Ticci Toby vs Alex Delarge. rap battle. by fightmarker.

the audios from my Epic Gamer Rap Battles

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