Two months later and it still feels like I’m listening to it for the first time, this is that good.

Copy of rap battle.

Alen as Whitty
Cole as B-Rabbit
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Itzzeyrox
Thumbnail by: Alen

(0:13) Whitty:
Oh, hey. You wanna battle? You’re quite impish.
Not sure if there’s a point when you’ll end up choking once I finish.
‘Cause judging by your past raps, you won’t handle this fast scrap
Fired off ‘Caesars; a drop of heat would leave your ass cracked
So I’ll try and go easy but it’s quite hard against a pukin’ loser
Who’s a cuck, resides with a jobless mom alongside abusing daddy boozer
I’m warning ya, my lyrics hit like a verbal Tha Free World
So I suggest you scram without a word like how you let your ex girl

(0:34) B-Rabbit:
Came to battle on another friday night; how peculiar,
I wasn’t expecting to find Julius Oppenheimer Junior
I’ll defuse this bomb; the lines he drops ain’t heavy
I’ve seen hotter shit when eating up my mom’s spaghetti
You nervous, stupid? A lo-fi fight’s more your style; you’re at the wrong shed
Songs and disses are weak while my punchlines hover overhead
You’re dead, against I; this battle you should abandon
It’s no wonder your shots are suckin’ when this mod’s non-canon

(0:56) Whitty:
You’re pushing my limits, dude. It’s best not to pursue this.
I like you, so let’s just forget this happened; Don’t make me do this.

(1:01) B-Rabbit:
I’ve expected more heat but your bars are just so weak, man
You’re creating more fire when you’re burning posters with your hands

(1:07) Whitty:
ENOUGH; I’m sick of dirt like you who refuse to leave me alone
I’ll stain you with bars so filthy they get worse than your trailer home
Your life only declines; no rebounding from this ‘bout, you clown
Your mental state crumbles more than your fucking car breaks down
I’m cracking fingers, you eat fists
Catch your career dead in a damn ditch
I’ve been raising the bar and frame rates
You’re throwing beer bottles in strained hate
The shots I fire are so violent, son
Your best shots are off a paintball gun
After this duel you’re gonna lose yourself
Make like Cheddar Bob and shoot yourself

(1:28) B-Rabbit:
Hey, temper temper; You ain’t tough, you’re a fuckin’ bore
This guy tries to be hard, please, his real name is Whitmore
I could freestyle a better verse, I’m ballistic with the way I bite
Why you surprised Rabbit’s owning you in a fuckin’ hip-hop fight?
I work with metal all day, your ass should be afraid
I’ll battle you smash you down get a promotion and get paid
Go throw your mic again and cry over this loss in sorrow
I’ll be nabbin’ the seven digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow

Whitty vs. B-Rabbit. Rap Battle #3

WON WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]


Shimario:
I’m gonna get you Oliver! It’s MC Shimario 
About to defeat this-

King Mewtwo:
Dude, are you serious right now?

Shimario:
Shut up, it was funny. Fine if you want to do the BORING way we can just put the normal beat back on.

*Berserk by Dansonn moment*

Shimario:
Here’s the deal with FRB Brawl, it’s clear that it’s a first
All of us are still new to it, and unsure of how the system works
But in the end, I’ve still gotta go and explain why this brit’s the worst
So let’s see if this st-st-st-stuttering prick can even spit a verse
But oh sorry, did I interrupt tea time? 
Fuck that! The clock says it’s “lose to me” time
Because beating me’s a steep climb
Honestly, I didn’t expect someone to be this forgettable, and still be able to read minds
And uh, before I Mimikyu, please tell
Were you designed to be a perfect genetic clone of Mew, or Fel?
Just watch me! Hey guys. It’s me. King Mewtwo. 
and it appears this is another FRB I’ll have to lose
No one online will have my back, but before I meet my end
I’ll just go and cry to all 1 of my real life friends

King Mewtwo:
Says the Benny clone. Take your shitty jokes
and run back to your second channel that consists of unlisted uploads
Think you can overthrow the king? I beg to differ, cause
You won’t see these rhymes coming, you’ll just stand there like “THEY’RE WHAAAAT?!”
You’re in for a crushing and I am not bluffing, leave the new slave to Dustin six feet under
Hide behind a plumber, but it’s no wonder when you’re looking like GamingPlush’s ugly brother
Shove a sus imposter back in his vent, couldn’t win this if he was running Fail%
You’re about to see what dying really feels like, and I ain’t talking about your relevance (OHHH)
In this battle, my ears are the only thing you’re killing
And I don’t even drink tea — but I’m still about to spill it
So shit with deadlines, I’m surprised you wrote a single word
But you’re gonna regret this harder than MissingNo vs Minus World

Shimario:
Mentioning first battles? Like you don’t deserve the same treatment, bitch
you took down yours cause you couldn’t handle people critiquing it (bruh)
And you know, maybe Killing Time would’ve better fit you taking the L to me
Cause while I wouldn’t call you Royalty, this win sure as hell was free

King Mewtwo:
My upload schedule ain’t the best, but yours sir, is a travesty
This should be titled “The FRB where Shimario lost his sanity”
Chilling in a staff position, while you’re still yet to mature
So I predict that calling me the R word is your last resort

King Mewtwo vs. Shimario | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Video Release => https://youtu.be/RLonxwT9ky8

RaccoonBroVA as Spongebob Squarepants
Snakebite126 as Annoying Orange 

Additional Writing by Matthew Thomas, King Wallace, Triple Stabber & ForgottenSons
Prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by KCToons
Coverart by Oofie

Lyrics :
Spongebob (0:10)
Got my spatula in hand to deal with this bold orange
Cause I’m ready, I’m ready to put you back into cold storage
Been foraging fun for ages, with humour from my producers
While your forging slasher films just to help appeal your viewers 
Fired up like the stove cause Krabby Patties are what I’m making
But bringing up your simple show makes your dead fanbase reawaken
Channel’s mostly babble, you’ll be unraveled in this battle
So I’ll leave this Happy Appy sappy with a stick up your little apple
Caught up on the latest trends despite living under Patrick’s rock
And still lived up to your name sake by being worse than Crazy Frog
But why’d you ride the track like your creator on the token train?
Seeing my boss is less desperate to rolling in the dough than Dane

Orange (0:42)
Ahoy Spongeboy, see you're leaving friends to battle toys
Though you're right bout being fired, I’m leaving this spongee unemployed
Trying to survive in the sea while I strive on vitamin C
As you can see even M&M failed to best me on the beat
Rhymes so sketchy like they were written by your doodle duplicate
Even Patrick’s a bigger star and yet he’s too dull to pull his weight
It’s like your rapping in the dark, the shots fired to leave me red missed
So get this, my boss wouldn’t ghost some kids with groceries as a threat list
Got your boating license revoked, but you’ll still float if you dare rhyme
It’s like you got blown out of the water, all you do is choke on airtime
Radiating fun for kids on Nick, but that’s simply speculation
So think out the box on how to win this, it’s in your imagination

Spongebob (1:14)
Even Pear couldn’t bear your antics, time to fend off this contender
You only spit seeds for Passion so send ya straight into the blender
Spewing tunes like Huey Lewis, busting moves just to crush this
No amount of fresh comedy could do this orange justice

Orange (1:25)
My flows blow like TnT to wash down this guilty nuisance
That’s selling out his franchise despite only being worth 62 cents
So makes sense your drying out after your creator went farewell
Cause now you’re just Nick's Cash Cow - Bikini Bottom of the Barrel

Spongebob (1:35)
If I wanted something sour, I let the lemon with the dentures rhyme
Come from CN, but your not taking this like Adventure Time
Just to be clear, you’re not one to mock my career cause it appears
Since that premier you’ve been recycling the same recipe for years
Like fart jokes, innuendo, food puns galore
And faces to traumatize your kids, man what a chore
Your taste only suits your pupil’s while I’ve gotten a taste of fame, though
Having characters so fruity won’t make me wanna taste the Dane Boe

Orange (1:57)
It’s a breeze to seize this cheese, grate to know you can’t go further
Serving others when your bars contains more filler than your burger
Your cartoon is a classic, yes and you’re really funny, Bob
But do I think you’ll win this? Nyanyanya-NOT!
This goober thinks he’s special when we collab in parodies
I’m slicing titans that make their way to me, A O T
I’d pull the plug to your show, but your flow already proved you’re flushed
So I’ll slice your life like a knife and file you in my list of supercuts’

Spongebob Squarepants vs Annoying Orange. 50-50 Rap Battle!

PIVO (Intro)

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

-LYRICS-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r5EykxH8Xfh_4N7YC1uy3zxbOFmxvG4ek6P8pjOKfbM/edit?usp=sharing

Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Beat by 2Deep
Storyboard by Fightmarker, Snakebite, Stark Media, and Paige
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Edited by Fightmarker
Snakebite126 as Ted Cruz
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Alen as Unabomber
Zodiac Drawing by Blast03
School by Adroitwhiz 
Tree Model by Veleran
TV Model by Martin Cannings
Sofa Model by db0013
Other Backgrounds by Fightmarker
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFict...
Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL... 
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Gh osty blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit iller (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t fellow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will be see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines? laughs
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

Ghostface vs The Zodiac Killer. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Adam as Captain Spaulding (audio) 
Fightmarker as Leatherface (audio and video)
Beat produced by Don P
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Written by Trakked, Cole, CreeperPasta, and Fightmarker
Mixed by Light

Captain Spaulding (0:45):
So, some cannibalistic freak decides to go and face his fears?
You should be sorry, ya maniac, I don’t serve your kind here.
I’m a ringmaster, you’re a lurking geek. Hell, you belong as a circus freak!
I mean, look at that fucking mask! And especially all those crooked teeth!
You’re scared of your family? What a travesty; they're tame compared to mine
It seems that moonshine’s the only thing that’s prevalent in your bloodline
You had even less to Gein than the idiot you're inspired by
But this fucking prick should need to know; you can’t snuff the light of a Firefly!
Ain’t I fucking funny? Ooo, what're ya, scared of clowns?
And you kill out of fear, too, but I’ll bring a sear to this dick with a mental breakdown!
Ya need to face this Bubba, this is your Last Chance at meddling with higher forces
But I might as well not care, you live in a literal House of 1000 Corpses!

Leatherface:
Welcome to my slaughter house. You're nothing but dead meat
I’d rip this carny bitch to pieces but he'd be too fat to eat
Better prepare for a mutiny, Captain; I'm rapping and leaving you more insane
I'm the classic of slashes. You're a sad clown down the drain.
Got a foul mouth, so I'll rip it off; with a hammer in hand
And tonight we'll feast on pedophile entrails on my land!
Blow this party up, this fat Bozo should stay rotting in his cell
So my saw can subtract you and reduce your gang to 2 from Hell

Captain Spaulding:
(UGH) I’d say bite your tongue, but you’d probably eat it too
Did I stutter, bitch? I'm Cutting this even worse than your reboots
I’d give you some fried chicken; but here's The Shocking Truth instead,
The only reason people watch you's cause you're fucked up in the head!
I thought you were from Alabama, you fucking incestuous monster 
With so many under that mask, I can't tell who's an imposter 
MK-X'd out, a mess down, chopping you until you don't exist
Because this fucker has a mind that Dr. Satan couldn’t fix!
(*laughter*)

Leatherface:
You’re a Devil’s Reject,  so no wonder you try and praise him
Locking teens in the basement, but still can’t pay for your gas station
Where you're going the moon won't shine; here's something to make your blood thinner
Get my chainsaw through your brains and have a Thanksgiving dinner!
Snap you like Animal Crackers (ugh) attacking clowns with no mercy
Better fit for a fucking rodeo, your words show controversy
An overgrown juggalo chuckin' flows like a shit pitcher
And your criminal record should be one of your best features?
It confuses me, why did you think you’d get my life to expire 
When you were made by the same guy who ruined Michael Myers
A second lethal injection; shows you can't handle my statements
I'm shutting the door on your act, like I was your fucking replacement

Leatherface vs Captain Spaulding. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

LYRICS

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

CREDITS 

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Beat by Audio Network
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

Carrie White vs. Jeff the Killer - Rap Battle

King Mewtwo as Alex Delarge (voice)
CallMeCri as Alex Delarge (video)
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby (voice)
Froggy as Ticci Toby (thumbnail only)
Beat by 2Deep
Writing: Fightmarker
TN: Fightmarker
Additional Help: GamingPlush64
Mixing: Light

Alex Delarge
There was me, glazing upon this hopeless mistake
Even at home he couldn’t escape the bullying against his traits 
Sister was the only person you could confined in, but then her auto crashed
Now you’re left with a mum who doesn’t love you, and an alcoholic dad
I’m no delusion nor a voice in your gulliver, Toby 
Viddy me causing ultraviolence as I break into your domy
beaten homeless who go blurp blurp, but you’re going w-w-when you talk, turp
It’ll just be the second time you’ve been broken by Clockwork 
Teenage gangs are something I don’t take very lightly 
So make like your fingers Rogers, and bite me
You’re already quite fragile, at this point why even bother
When my words are enough to stop Ticci Toby’s tick tocker 

Ticci Toby:
I’m starting to realize how you got outplayed by people so dumb
Because your insults wouldn’t affect me even if I wasn’t numb
And honestly I could of only imagined what your family felt 
But it seems no one was crying over this spilled milk 
I’m mad pissed Alex, to me you lived in a palace 
mind corrupted with malice, and thought with your phallus
Two loving parents? I can only wish that I had it
Let’s see how wasteful this disgrace is when he’s at the end of my hatchets
you’re in the past dude, your group of buddies bashed you
It happened but didn’t have to if you hadn’t went for the dick statue
One read through your novel it’s clear who’s the strangest 
How is anyone supposed to identify with a child rapist 

Alex Delarge
Cat’s got your tongue, bastard? Or cheek rather
Polly loggy, it’s a fanfiction proxy against the droog’s master 
Kubrick broke cinematic grounds with such a low budget
While your medium would better off if you just snuffed it
Cause they treat this kid like a joke, made him out to be annoying
Had small fame but it quickly smoked, oh quite disappointing 
Came from a poor man’s 4Chan, abandoned by your hornet brothers
And now your creator doesn’t even want you, reminds me of your mother

Ticci Toby
Saw treatment as a way to be free, then lost all your hope
When they got your eyes lid-locked, gave you a real horrorshow
I don’t have pity for your abusing ass, I’ve gone through this type of shit
Ends with the Rain will still being there, but you’ll have no pipes left to Sing with
You’re not special, I’ll leave you and your whole dirty crew as nothing but corpses
Surprised this Ticci kid can better spit, causing flames upon my forest 
This verse will trigger you like the Ninth, remember as I feast on my lunch
Screams of agony filled the room, but they all didn’t care that fucking much

Ticci Toby vs Alex Delarge. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Audrey II - Adam Sandler 2
Sweeney Todd - TheAngryMidget

Beat produced by Dansonn

Audrey II Verse 1
Ha ha! It's the meanest past Venus on a Fly, Trap beat.
‘Gainst a flea bitten dink that’ll beat feet back to Fleet Street.

Suuuure you gotta hot streak- your hair is where it’s at
And you’re so damn poor, guess Penny Dreadfuls pretty apt

Real bloods gonna spill, I’m more sharp than you, Ben
I'm the cutting edge effect but sure as hell aint your friend

Depp and Carter cucking Tim? I shouldn’t expect less
You’re a Barker, no bite, but my rhymes? Must be freeesh...

You can find me worldwide, stoppin’ chumps from pipin’ up
You don’t color me impressed, bud, you should lighten’ up

Here’s the deal, I don’t think your appetizer brat would be enough
So spit somethin’ “bloody” awful, and then get me some LUUUUNCH


Sweeney Todd Verse 1
For the first time, tonight, in close shaves I’m not topped
I'll Show you who’s cutthroat, a Little problem off the Shop

I’ll put the petal to the metal, as I’ve done oh so often
With that, it’s down the hatch, we’ll be serving vegan options

I would dissect your psyche, but what am I to say
About how you play one trait, and are as shallow as the grave

Don’t talk while chewed out, your operators can surely shut it
You can move, you can talk, but you’re just an upper class Muppet

Spewing the Worst Lies in London, that’s from the Demon's lips
I cut scum with sharp wit, you sit and trick desperate kids.

I'd watch your shit cartoon if I wanted a ghastly rap spit at me
And when I say your tracks nasty, I do mean literally


Audrey II Verse 2
You slash better? (uh huh huh huh) Now that’s a gas, isn’t it?
Unless by that, you mean that whole “givin'-ex-axe” incident.

I’m the puppet? But shit, you fell for Lovett playing dumb
Tough tiddy, push my buttons, you're stayin’ under my thumb

Sharp wit? Come on, Johnny Depp doesn’t make the cut 
What kinda musical has a lead that’s never even sung once?

See, you speak to empty seats, who wouldn’t leave, it’s obvious
And it’s not just cuz the Theater-Eater Audrey is your audience

I’m the judge here, son, so you better plead for your life
Or meet a String of Pearly whites, like Turpin and your wife

Show's over, Eddy Scissors, the curtains called, you’re done
I killed the mic, bloodlines is right, but you don't even have one (Ha ha ha ha)



Sweeney Todd Verse 2
Aye, you must be jealous, with no practice, I can sing
So bite me, what you’re writing reeks like piss with ink

To make this curmudgeon up and leave like a 5th of his budget
Who thinks he’s above shit, but is just a plant in a bucket

I'll slit the skid row gutter muck to show him where his glutton stops
like lambs to the slaughter, I'm gonna be cuttin up mutton chops

There’s a hole in my heart, like a hole in your plot
Who’d try to take over a world that’s filled with shit from the start

You couldn’t carry my Burton, but you’ll be carried in a trash bin
Your reboot will prove every franchise is Ashmen to Ashes

Alas, in the Broadest way, here's an ending to remain
At last, my harm is complete, and we’re both down the drain

Audrey II Vs Sweeney Todd - Discord Rap Battles

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

Pyro (Team Fortress 2) vs Asbestos Man (Marvel). rap battle. by fightmarker.

the audios from my Epic Gamer Rap Battles

pfp drawing by TripleStabber

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