Copy of rap battle.

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

-LYRICS-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r5EykxH8Xfh_4N7YC1uy3zxbOFmxvG4ek6P8pjOKfbM/edit?usp=sharing

Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

DOUBLE-FIXED MIX
seriously? another Bill battle?
KiernenKing as primary Bill Cipher
Fightmarker, Mancha and Vladimyr P as secondary Bill Ciphers
Jacob G. as Shuma Gorath
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by DeegleNV
Written by Trakked, Michael Stark, FyxFynn and ColeDaCole

Battle:
Bill Cipher:
*laughter*
Ah, screw the announcer format, you all already know it’s me! 
The diabolical dream demon, hey, you’re already green with envy!
Geez, it seems the Many-Angled One might be too edgy!
You're just a green ink blob on paper, I'm a deadly hefty Freddy!
Say, Trakked, why did you put me up against this harmless Kraken,
When his only traction came from a cliche born in the trash bin?
Just a has-been that happens to have my abilities, except rhyme,
Because I’m thinking it’s well beyond The One Who Sleeps’ bedtime!

Shuma-Gorath: 
Dissing a living corpse of a series? Haha, How quaint!
I won’t need a Memory Gun to leave this Isosceles erased
Krueger’s cockiness is his downfall; no AXOLOTL could break your curse,
Deviants shipped you with that child, looks like you’ve got your own Cancer-verse!
You’re trapped in your own Bubble, confined within Oregon’s mess heap,
While the multiverse is for my taking! You barely make children XD.
Tried to leave people a-Gaster, while this so-called master's big plan
Was moreso a party for his friends, you're on par with This Man.
Been in much too many battles, and people still dread your name
But not because you strike fear, repetition’s more your game
Everything begins and ends with Shuma-Gorath, heed the message I am sending
You just end out as mediocre; seems your party’s finally ending

Bill Cipher:
Gravity Falls into my favor, with yours I can't say the same
Put down by your Doctor, now you’re just a tool for fighting games!
I'll make calamari outta Cthulhu, I mean, your Chaos Dimension's pitiful
Even my dreamscape's voice actors could leave this Lovecraftian miserable!

(Fightmarker)
Kicking you out of the Door-mammu, even he’s better with chaos
Your Strange fame’s always been a ghost; It’s time to perform a seance!

(Mancha)
I may know lots of things, but I’ll still put my two cents in!
Tried to become a second devil, but this comic still couldn’t Blendin!

(Vladimyr P)
Couldn’t kill your own betrayer? How sad, for a eldritch terror
You said it yourself, you’re true emptiness, as well as a cosmic-scale error!

(All Ciphers)
There’s no need to make a deal! To me, you’re absolutely useless

(Kiernen)
I’ll keep my eye on you, Gorath, your efforts are ultimately fruitless

Shuma-Gorath:
You spend your time tricking children, while I can instantly kill Ford
Because you have the type of performance that I wouldn’t even pay a Bill for
Bow down to Shuma-Gorath, for I am victorious in this versus
Your suffering cries are music to me, unlike your rap verses
You must be petrified, because your zodiac’s aren’t exactly “killer”
Turning a Blind Eye to the fact half of your shows runtime was filler
This is your Last Day of Magic, and you came up shorter than a gnome 
Cage-ing you in this bout, leaving you trapped twice in a glass dome

Bill Cipher:
It’s About to Get Weird, kid, so I suggest you slither away,
You couldn’t cut it in the MCU, so now you’re stuck in the funnies
Your sense of humor’s an illusion ;I hope we never meet again!
Because all your raps were holograms, a failure without his money! (HAHAHA!)

Shuma-Gorath:
You talk about money, yet your namesake destroys its use
Hell, Weirdmageddon must’ve come straight off a page from Dr. “Soos”!
You must be on a hunt for your Cyphers, since no-one could fund your scripts
Your time has come to burn, Bill, and Damnation is your punishment.

Bill Cipher vs Shuma-Gorath - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #10

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Beat by 2Deep
Storyboard by Fightmarker, Snakebite, Stark Media, and Paige
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Edited by Fightmarker
Snakebite126 as Ted Cruz
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Alen as Unabomber
Zodiac Drawing by Blast03
School by Adroitwhiz 
Tree Model by Veleran
TV Model by Martin Cannings
Sofa Model by db0013
Other Backgrounds by Fightmarker
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFict...
Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL... 
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Gh osty blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit iller (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t fellow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will be see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines? laughs
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

Ghostface vs The Zodiac Killer. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Adam as Captain Spaulding (audio) 
Fightmarker as Leatherface (audio and video)
Beat produced by Don P
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Written by Trakked, Cole, CreeperPasta, and Fightmarker
Mixed by Light

Captain Spaulding (0:45):
So, some cannibalistic freak decides to go and face his fears?
You should be sorry, ya maniac, I don’t serve your kind here.
I’m a ringmaster, you’re a lurking geek. Hell, you belong as a circus freak!
I mean, look at that fucking mask! And especially all those crooked teeth!
You’re scared of your family? What a travesty; they're tame compared to mine
It seems that moonshine’s the only thing that’s prevalent in your bloodline
You had even less to Gein than the idiot you're inspired by
But this fucking prick should need to know; you can’t snuff the light of a Firefly!
Ain’t I fucking funny? Ooo, what're ya, scared of clowns?
And you kill out of fear, too, but I’ll bring a sear to this dick with a mental breakdown!
Ya need to face this Bubba, this is your Last Chance at meddling with higher forces
But I might as well not care, you live in a literal House of 1000 Corpses!

Leatherface:
Welcome to my slaughter house. You're nothing but dead meat
I’d rip this carny bitch to pieces but he'd be too fat to eat
Better prepare for a mutiny, Captain; I'm rapping and leaving you more insane
I'm the classic of slashes. You're a sad clown down the drain.
Got a foul mouth, so I'll rip it off; with a hammer in hand
And tonight we'll feast on pedophile entrails on my land!
Blow this party up, this fat Bozo should stay rotting in his cell
So my saw can subtract you and reduce your gang to 2 from Hell

Captain Spaulding:
(UGH) I’d say bite your tongue, but you’d probably eat it too
Did I stutter, bitch? I'm Cutting this even worse than your reboots
I’d give you some fried chicken; but here's The Shocking Truth instead,
The only reason people watch you's cause you're fucked up in the head!
I thought you were from Alabama, you fucking incestuous monster 
With so many under that mask, I can't tell who's an imposter 
MK-X'd out, a mess down, chopping you until you don't exist
Because this fucker has a mind that Dr. Satan couldn’t fix!
(*laughter*)

Leatherface:
You’re a Devil’s Reject,  so no wonder you try and praise him
Locking teens in the basement, but still can’t pay for your gas station
Where you're going the moon won't shine; here's something to make your blood thinner
Get my chainsaw through your brains and have a Thanksgiving dinner!
Snap you like Animal Crackers (ugh) attacking clowns with no mercy
Better fit for a fucking rodeo, your words show controversy
An overgrown juggalo chuckin' flows like a shit pitcher
And your criminal record should be one of your best features?
It confuses me, why did you think you’d get my life to expire 
When you were made by the same guy who ruined Michael Myers
A second lethal injection; shows you can't handle my statements
I'm shutting the door on your act, like I was your fucking replacement

Leatherface vs Captain Spaulding. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

LYRICS

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

CREDITS 

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Beat by Audio Network
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

Carrie White vs. Jeff the Killer - Rap Battle

King Mewtwo as Alex Delarge (voice)
CallMeCri as Alex Delarge (video)
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby (voice)
Froggy as Ticci Toby (thumbnail only)
Beat by 2Deep
Writing: Fightmarker
TN: Fightmarker
Additional Help: GamingPlush64
Mixing: Light

Alex Delarge
There was me, glazing upon this hopeless mistake
Even at home he couldn’t escape the bullying against his traits 
Sister was the only person you could confined in, but then her auto crashed
Now you’re left with a mum who doesn’t love you, and an alcoholic dad
I’m no delusion nor a voice in your gulliver, Toby 
Viddy me causing ultraviolence as I break into your domy
beaten homeless who go blurp blurp, but you’re going w-w-when you talk, turp
It’ll just be the second time you’ve been broken by Clockwork 
Teenage gangs are something I don’t take very lightly 
So make like your fingers Rogers, and bite me
You’re already quite fragile, at this point why even bother
When my words are enough to stop Ticci Toby’s tick tocker 

Ticci Toby:
I’m starting to realize how you got outplayed by people so dumb
Because your insults wouldn’t affect me even if I wasn’t numb
And honestly I could of only imagined what your family felt 
But it seems no one was crying over this spilled milk 
I’m mad pissed Alex, to me you lived in a palace 
mind corrupted with malice, and thought with your phallus
Two loving parents? I can only wish that I had it
Let’s see how wasteful this disgrace is when he’s at the end of my hatchets
you’re in the past dude, your group of buddies bashed you
It happened but didn’t have to if you hadn’t went for the dick statue
One read through your novel it’s clear who’s the strangest 
How is anyone supposed to identify with a child rapist 

Alex Delarge
Cat’s got your tongue, bastard? Or cheek rather
Polly loggy, it’s a fanfiction proxy against the droog’s master 
Kubrick broke cinematic grounds with such a low budget
While your medium would better off if you just snuffed it
Cause they treat this kid like a joke, made him out to be annoying
Had small fame but it quickly smoked, oh quite disappointing 
Came from a poor man’s 4Chan, abandoned by your hornet brothers
And now your creator doesn’t even want you, reminds me of your mother

Ticci Toby
Saw treatment as a way to be free, then lost all your hope
When they got your eyes lid-locked, gave you a real horrorshow
I don’t have pity for your abusing ass, I’ve gone through this type of shit
Ends with the Rain will still being there, but you’ll have no pipes left to Sing with
You’re not special, I’ll leave you and your whole dirty crew as nothing but corpses
Surprised this Ticci kid can better spit, causing flames upon my forest 
This verse will trigger you like the Ninth, remember as I feast on my lunch
Screams of agony filled the room, but they all didn’t care that fucking much

Ticci Toby vs Alex Delarge. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Writing: Shimario, Fightmarker, and ColeDaCole 
TN by Fightmarker
Cole as The Miner; Beat by Smoke
Raichous as The Leprechaun; Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by Mightfarker
LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HhWiHn9bsA2Zy4DqawMOk3IjSEh_4ZmGiH44WdgIjxs/edit?usp=sharing

My Bloody Valentine vs The Leprechaun. rap battle. by fightmarker.

the audios from my Epic Gamer Rap Battles

pfp drawing by TripleStabber

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

My Bloody Valentine vs The Leprechaun. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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