Damn Fightmarker nice Track! Google 'bulletrank', they are giving out free plays all month.

I will kill any man who tries to kill any man

So are we gonna get Boyfriend vs Parappa to end the Newgrounds trilogy ?

Copy of rap battle.

Raichous as Shaggy
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0x1NpACm6ilmdkop6g7i8g

Dani Frias as Yasahiro
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Beat by Dj Fusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUqjFyusV0

Thumbnail by Super Waluigi Bros
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClN6yu-9s2-54HELKQRowwQ

Mixed by Dani Frias

Written by Dani Frias

Additional Help by Creep Switch

Shaggy:
Zoinks, Scoob! I don't think that there's more fingers to go on and
Point to, it seems that this hippie really wants to Disappoint, ooh. 
Betting all that what you have written falls
Since I've the balls to fight you while you fight behind a crystal ball

Hiro:
Man, I'm not offended but best cover your ears
You'll probs remake that verse then go milk it for thirty more years
I see the future, bro I know how your whole scheme works
Your appetite is big because the show that lets you eat's dirt, uh-huh

Shaggy:
Are you challenging me? While we are distinct?
Fighting DBZ rip-offs but not ready for Ultra Instinct
Call this battle Velma's glasses, 'cause you lost it, I should warn her
While I'm putting bad guys in jail, they're putting you in Transformers

Hiro:
But let's bring up your new movie, it consistently shows
That you're like Matthew at the door during real mystery shows
You're fishing in zones you don't want to have disputes over, ooh
As you're nothin' but a pebble to the true stoner too

Shaggy:
I get that you're a stoner and all, thinking that you're woke
But best you choke and grab Jill's scissors, hair looks like the weed you smoke
For a student who repeated middle school, Hope's Peak's your last goal
That plan has bigger holes in it, more than your mother's- Zoinks, ooh
You should get a load of this, actin' like you've never been owned but man
Cowering over a mastermind I would've simply trapped all in an episode, damn
Hiro, you're hated and dated. Remove the school level, you're super high and ashamed to bits
And your burger ain't abducted, dude. I probably ate it

Hiro:
I'm so good, how I'm piping in the bad ending's a mystery
While you stay simping on the most simped on woman in history, yup
Battling me's quite loco, judging from what you've shown so 
Knew those theories were real, your shit's a ghost just like Kyoko
Shaggy is draggin' the battle but just like his episodes plots, he's slacking
It's bad he tries livin with crossovers, but in this very one, he's lacking with just some
Figments of his imagination, go fill an application
For a real job because my team beats yours in any nation

Shaggy Rogers vs Yasuhiro Hagakure - Rewind Rap Rumble

MetalFireVA as Tankman
Fightmarker as The Soldier
Writing: Fightmarker and Trakked
Beat by ObieDaz
Mixed by Fight

Tankman (0:23) 
Ugh
Look what we have here, this cunt best put his guard up
Cause wow, just the sight of you is killing my hard-on 
Why should I be scared of you, isn’t your ass named Jane?
Getting fucked so hard; that’s what we call a Flash-Bang (flashbang sound effect)
Ain’t gonna keep calm, yeah, I’m dropping fucking bombs
Keep playing with taunts, I’ll launch my rocket in your mom
And your daddy too, your attitude is fucked up to the max
Don't matter if you’re red or blue, I’ll still beat this hack's ass
Ain't got range in your vocals or your arms; you just miss shit
I'm willing to bet this loner just wants his Valve twisted
Are those clothes the ones you really wanna die in, shit
Bruh, your fucking helmet looks like the tip of my dick

The Soldier
Step back maggot, it's time I show you the ropes
You best be retreating when I get you in my scope
I killed nazis on my own, and your crew's not much better
When your team's having a Titanic watch party together 
As a veteran, I'm better than this; take it like a man
Have a show not written for pre-teens and that is a command
There’s no way out of Domination, I’ll leave your corpse rotten
Cause I got the best view of your death, I called Shotgun!
I'll advance in your quarters and leave this manchild cornered
Best listen to my orders, you fucking commie conformer
You went through an apocalypse while I alone am more deadly
Shown your face as a disgrace, so drop down and give me 20

Tankman
Huh TFU2, could you repeat that last verse, dear?
I knew you were rapping about something, I just didn’t really care 
And you're fighting robots too? You can suck my nuts and bolts
Hey, Steve! Leave this dumbass with a bunch of holes!
Newgrounds be getting bread, and ours isn’t injected
How did every branch of the military have your ass rejected? 
You’ve Captured The White Flag, you sure resisted quick
So now rocket jump on this dick or rocket jump off a cliff (bitch)

The Soldier
Unlike you, I know honor, Mr. Prissypants, step down.
Cemented your legacy as Newgrounds' biggest letdown 
I made my own fame, how you got yours is quite a shame
I respawn everyday, you got resurrected from a rhythm game 
Couldn't Rumble with the top tiers, so now you're on the sidelines
Waited for your punchlines longer than your time in the limelight
Took you off the high ground, you’re not what you claim to be
If God wanted you to live, he would have not created me!
(*RADICAL INTENSE SOLDIER SCREAM AAAAAAGH*)

Tankman vs The Soldier. rap battle. by fightmarker.

A rerelease of Username: 666 vs. Byron LG with a new mix.

Username666 (Audio): WillEpicFlicks (Video): Fightmarker
ByronLG (Audio): FyxFynn (Video): Snakebite126

Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering by: Dee &. Light
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Announcer: also Light
Edited by: Fightmarker & ColeTheCole
Subtitles by: ColeTheCole
Backgrounds/Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(0:21) Username 666:
When the net first started, I crawled my way out of hell
Ready to strike fear into fools who dare refresh my URL
Now twenty years later, the horror scenes only got worse
Like this schmuck who’s but a clone of me with his colours inversed
I'm uncontested: the best pasta to pop up in your suggestions
This sorry spambot’s getting blocked if I’m catching him in my mentions
And my knack for bloodshed is outmatched but I really felt bested
With your plot infested of more holes than myself - that's impressive

(0:42) Byron LG:
A YouTube creepypasta who's fallen out of his relevance?
You couldn’t bring your fame back if you tried inspect element
Comedic, this mess thinks he’s besting me with endless refreshing?
You’re only threatening when it comes to the trojans you’re spreading

(0:53) Username: 666
I can't really say I'm in a big shock your pasta got hammered
Spouting gibberish nonsense, as ridiculous as your grammar
It's amusing; you come at me with lines equally confusing
You're in need of a large hand if this is what your pen's producing
You're losing cause I spit it sick
You can’t infect a site for shit
As I'm growing my gore and throwing my fists
All you’ve managed to lob is a fucking brick
Maybe after this you can finally learn what it means to be scary
As you’re plastered across the news again: This time in the obituaries

(1:14) Byron LG
You're a joke; this troll viruses' effects are purely trivial
I take crashing windows and monitors a bit more literal
I’ve only urged for a good diss but after hearing what you've spat
All you’ve succeeded in doing is making me.. really mad.
But I will tell you what angers me more
The way you're so keen on showing your gore
The truth is your pasta lacks so much filth
You don't even challenge Normal Porn
You’re only a loser who’s so slow at deliverin' horror
Your ass somehow managed to outlast Internet Explorer

(1:36) Username: 666
This duel is only proving why you haven't found where glory lies
Weakened as you've progressed; quite reflective of your story line
It's painfully ironic that you're failing in your rap
Cause last time I checked you specialized in ciphers and cryptographs

(1:46) Byron LG
I wanted a verse, not a limerick; It hurts when this hypocrite
Belittles all my scares when he can't manage to deliver shit
Once I've invaded triple six no one will search for more
As he faces a second stoppage; Username 404’d

Username: 666 vs. Byron LG [Updated]. Rap Battle #4.5

I see all you assholes peering out tryna bitch and shit
Well I’ll end this hassle here and now - shoutout Pixel Chris
Since my first lead stage role to my Dustin VA roles
Yo I’ve been a caterpillar now I’m poppin out my chrysalis
That’s right, I’m insane on a beat - hell I’m a maniac 
With all this anger at these fucking haters that berate us and 
Make us embarrassed and ashamed of rap battle making 
But ask them to be creative and they fall flat and so we take the flak
Ooh, tryhard gangster cause you’re child hatin 
Online, killin all your time at White Boy Station
Living off your mom and dad with no life or paychecks
I get more rewarding payoff in the writer’s basement 
Won’t front, I’m no Aaron Peters, ain’t been on no street
Most bloodshed I’ve seen’s when they iced the emoji
But fuck a wannabe, I’m who I wanna be
And all you cunts huddle me cause I got my own niche and now y’all lonely
“Just listen to real music!
Em, Jay, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Kendrick, etc. shit you gotta pump”
Bitch I got “real music”
It’s a mixtape of your mom singing “OH BENNY I’M GONNA-”
You’re gonna WHAT?

I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle cheese
And I never give a fuck about trying to appease
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid and I’m rap battle cringe 
But I don’t got any rap battle fucks left to give

Put my shit in a private filmfest, got the whole crowd applauding it
Plot twist, but that night I blew up the audience 
So why lose my shit over a buncha loser kids
So normal, so stiff, it’s like watching a fucking Dream music vid
You linear bitches be tryna niche shame
Fuck you, my flow’s ice smooth like a Psytube keyframe 
So obsessed with our battles to try and tear a man down
Wanna be a Fantano but you’re practically a fan now
So how’s it feel that you will never have this skill
Y’all a whole fucking town of shills who live in my shade, welcome to Shadowville 
A bunch of self-taught students on crafting films
Plus learning to track build and y’all wanna say that there’s no talent still?
Oh no, it’s not ERB so you angry 
The same format but we got the style to change things
And while y’all bitches lackin flow like you got gangrene
Me and the horsemen finna make this shit mainstream

[CHORUS]

If your shit’s top tier then be proud about it
If your shit’s hella cringe then be proud about it
If your shit’s lukewarm then be proud about it
You got the balls to put shit out instead of pout about it
Yea I found a community that I’m proud of and I own it
Don’t care how lame it sounds, I fucking kill it and I know it
If anyone you know knocks it down and don’t support it 
Well fuck them, keep doing what you want to do and just ignore it 
“Oh no he’s never had sex!” Yea I get it dude
If following my heart means staying a virgin, guess I Will Never Lose
Call this shit pretentious but I’m so fucking over
Being scared of talking about my shit or overexposure
And I ain’t dissing people for different opinions, that’s fine 
You got your own passions to live with, just still respect mine 
Cause while all of you salty ass bitches continue to whine
I’mma be here sitting with recognition and grinning with pride that 

[CHORUS]

Rap Battle Kid (prod. InsaneBeatz)

FEAR..

05 warriors

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

-LYRICS-
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r5EykxH8Xfh_4N7YC1uy3zxbOFmxvG4ek6P8pjOKfbM/edit?usp=sharing

Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. by fightmarker.

OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vOVfVYHMzKE

AdamUBER as Pyramid Head
Vladimyr P. as Siren Head

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PYRAMID HEAD
AGAINST
SIREN HEAD
BEGIN

Pyramid Head (0:22):
Your siren’s are not alarming but you’ll be the one I’m harming
A need for wins; I’m starving, Rule34? How charming.
The rates will make you faint as the views are in your plaint
No ones dawned upon this Siren Head who was drawn in MS Paint
Any dimension I’ll win, washing away at your sins
I’d get the recorder to document this; but you’re showing too much skin
I’m not into that I’m into rap I am monstrous right on this track
I’ll sharpen my knife on your boney flesh; forever making you an insomniac
I’m quite iconic but here is something unknown;
My bare hands are my weapons but the real weapon’s my tone
I’ve executed you with beats so look out when you’re on the streets
Shame this game cannot repeat, sirens go silent when deceased

Siren Head (0:51):
I’m stalking when I’m rocking so just quit with all your talking
With my sights on you; I'm locking, and I’m one you won’t be stopping
NINE. EIGHTEEN. ONE. CHILD.
You’re number SEVENTEEN. So I’ll REMOVE. This VILE.
Overshadowing The Shadowed one to fuck you with the truth
You’ll never know of my true face when you’re Leatherface’s youth
I’m Executing Executioners so you’ll really need hospice
And when I drop this; you couldn’t keep caution
..so try to square up; but you were left defenseless
Your angles couldn’t shift making you quite offenceless
Flowing like a downpour; flooding your Silent Hill
But you’ll hear alarms alarming you you’ll be in for this Silent Kill

Pyramid Head (1:25):
Is your lightbulb on? This hunt’s no bright idea
Piggybacking off of Slender Man and ripping off Amnesia
You seem quite dehydrated; already jaded and faded
Broadcasted on CNN; “this megaphone is.. naked?”

Siren Head (1:36):
Step out from the mist I spit my loss is your deception
So don’t take off your helmet or we’ll need [VIEWER DISCRETION]
And what you diss-missed; you might wanna resign
I’ll throw you into the abyss to leave you scrapped like your design.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE
*Siren Goes off*

Writers: Vlad and AdamUBER
Beat Producer: ShyGuyMadelt
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Pyramid Head vs Siren Head. Sinister Rap Battles

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Beat by 2Deep
Storyboard by Fightmarker, Snakebite, Stark Media, and Paige
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Edited by Fightmarker
Snakebite126 as Ted Cruz
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Alen as Unabomber
Zodiac Drawing by Blast03
School by Adroitwhiz 
Tree Model by Veleran
TV Model by Martin Cannings
Sofa Model by db0013
Other Backgrounds by Fightmarker
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFict...
Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL... 
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Gh osty blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit iller (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t fellow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will be see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines? laughs
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

Ghostface vs The Zodiac Killer. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Adam as Captain Spaulding (audio) 
Fightmarker as Leatherface (audio and video)
Beat produced by Don P
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Written by Trakked, Cole, CreeperPasta, and Fightmarker
Mixed by Light

Captain Spaulding (0:45):
So, some cannibalistic freak decides to go and face his fears?
You should be sorry, ya maniac, I don’t serve your kind here.
I’m a ringmaster, you’re a lurking geek. Hell, you belong as a circus freak!
I mean, look at that fucking mask! And especially all those crooked teeth!
You’re scared of your family? What a travesty; they're tame compared to mine
It seems that moonshine’s the only thing that’s prevalent in your bloodline
You had even less to Gein than the idiot you're inspired by
But this fucking prick should need to know; you can’t snuff the light of a Firefly!
Ain’t I fucking funny? Ooo, what're ya, scared of clowns?
And you kill out of fear, too, but I’ll bring a sear to this dick with a mental breakdown!
Ya need to face this Bubba, this is your Last Chance at meddling with higher forces
But I might as well not care, you live in a literal House of 1000 Corpses!

Leatherface:
Welcome to my slaughter house. You're nothing but dead meat
I’d rip this carny bitch to pieces but he'd be too fat to eat
Better prepare for a mutiny, Captain; I'm rapping and leaving you more insane
I'm the classic of slashes. You're a sad clown down the drain.
Got a foul mouth, so I'll rip it off; with a hammer in hand
And tonight we'll feast on pedophile entrails on my land!
Blow this party up, this fat Bozo should stay rotting in his cell
So my saw can subtract you and reduce your gang to 2 from Hell

Captain Spaulding:
(UGH) I’d say bite your tongue, but you’d probably eat it too
Did I stutter, bitch? I'm Cutting this even worse than your reboots
I’d give you some fried chicken; but here's The Shocking Truth instead,
The only reason people watch you's cause you're fucked up in the head!
I thought you were from Alabama, you fucking incestuous monster 
With so many under that mask, I can't tell who's an imposter 
MK-X'd out, a mess down, chopping you until you don't exist
Because this fucker has a mind that Dr. Satan couldn’t fix!
(*laughter*)

Leatherface:
You’re a Devil’s Reject,  so no wonder you try and praise him
Locking teens in the basement, but still can’t pay for your gas station
Where you're going the moon won't shine; here's something to make your blood thinner
Get my chainsaw through your brains and have a Thanksgiving dinner!
Snap you like Animal Crackers (ugh) attacking clowns with no mercy
Better fit for a fucking rodeo, your words show controversy
An overgrown juggalo chuckin' flows like a shit pitcher
And your criminal record should be one of your best features?
It confuses me, why did you think you’d get my life to expire 
When you were made by the same guy who ruined Michael Myers
A second lethal injection; shows you can't handle my statements
I'm shutting the door on your act, like I was your fucking replacement

Leatherface vs Captain Spaulding. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Light as Scorpion (audio)
DeegleNV as Krueger (audio)
Fight as both (video)
Fight as Small Child 
Writing: Fightmarker, and Joenomrc
Skull by fliso
Beat by 2Deep

Freddy 
Forget earth Hanzo, the Dreamrealm is where you’re headin’
I’ll tear through your whole roster; a second Armageddon 
Brained wash into killing Sub Zero, you should consult the
Game developers to title your next game; MK Ultra
No coming back to life, when I tear out your insides
Nothing you can’t hide, see where this demon’s inner demons lie
There’s no honor in a clan that’s banned from japan
More pathetic than your fucking family’s lifespan
Shoulda lock your doors, but now bitch you’re screwed
Bout to claim a new high score, Freddy’s coming for you
 
Scorpion
Your attempt at being scary isn’t making me shiver
When you have as many deaths as butter knives on your fingers
Big threatening serial killer huh, well from what I hear
You died having parents chase you down like “Get Over Here!”
fought many beasts that were truly ugly
But Kabaraka over here makes me long for Hara-Kiri
Nothing fazes me, i’ve been through more than you could ever make up
So I'll break up a chafed mug with forty pounds of makeup!
The death of my family and clan sure haunts me dearly
But not as much as that reboot haunts your series

Freddy
I keep Springwood gory, This pussy crossovers with DC
Call that a bedtime story, campaign puts me to sleep
You think it’s just all a nightmare and you’re safe, but in reality 
Netherrealm will soon end up like Midway; Debtality

Scorpion 
The hellfire Hanzo spits hurt worse than furnace burns you bring
Even the Lin Kui has more honor. Kids don't make their "wood" Spring!
Either your franchise is in flames or Jason’s holding your head
It doesn't matter what the timeline is, Freddy's always Dead!

Freddy
With you being named Scorpion and all, I’d expect some more sting, g 
But all your disses missed me, looks like a Flawless Victory
There’s no escape fucker, drop the Codes, don’t try to Cheat me
not playing with power when you have to mash buttons to defeat me
Rotting on decayed arcades, trying to achieve past fame
Helped you for a few decades, but now you’re in the fucking grave 
I’ve left a mark on pop culture, brought new life into horror
You’re a color swapped ninja, an Error Macro in Warner 
Hellbent on murdering Quan Chi, you should really kill yourself instead
Cause if you listened to ya daddy your fucking family wouldn’t be dead (Bitch)

Scorpion 
Talking about my father, let’s talk about yours Fred
Who’s your Daddy? Alice Cooper or The 1000 Bastard Men
ya know it’s quite a shame when one of the last times you ever had fame
Was appearing as Downloadable Content...IN MY GAME!
With so much lame shit, I thought your films were Cage flicks
Can't escape when my rage hits, you ain't shit with your aged fish!
You started out with giving kids a new reason to hate sleep at night 
But it looks like Freddy's legacy will end up Dead by Daylight!
Your health bar runs lows, as you stand there wanting for a death painfully
This concludes today’s Cooking with Scorpion as I gave you a second burning; Toasty

Scorpion vs Freddy Krueger. rap battle. by fightmarker.

King Mewtwo as Alex Delarge (voice)
CallMeCri as Alex Delarge (video)
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby (voice)
Froggy as Ticci Toby (thumbnail only)
Beat by 2Deep
Writing: Fightmarker
TN: Fightmarker
Additional Help: GamingPlush64
Mixing: Light

Alex Delarge
There was me, glazing upon this hopeless mistake
Even at home he couldn’t escape the bullying against his traits 
Sister was the only person you could confined in, but then her auto crashed
Now you’re left with a mum who doesn’t love you, and an alcoholic dad
I’m no delusion nor a voice in your gulliver, Toby 
Viddy me causing ultraviolence as I break into your domy
beaten homeless who go blurp blurp, but you’re going w-w-when you talk, turp
It’ll just be the second time you’ve been broken by Clockwork 
Teenage gangs are something I don’t take very lightly 
So make like your fingers Rogers, and bite me
You’re already quite fragile, at this point why even bother
When my words are enough to stop Ticci Toby’s tick tocker 

Ticci Toby:
I’m starting to realize how you got outplayed by people so dumb
Because your insults wouldn’t affect me even if I wasn’t numb
And honestly I could of only imagined what your family felt 
But it seems no one was crying over this spilled milk 
I’m mad pissed Alex, to me you lived in a palace 
mind corrupted with malice, and thought with your phallus
Two loving parents? I can only wish that I had it
Let’s see how wasteful this disgrace is when he’s at the end of my hatchets
you’re in the past dude, your group of buddies bashed you
It happened but didn’t have to if you hadn’t went for the dick statue
One read through your novel it’s clear who’s the strangest 
How is anyone supposed to identify with a child rapist 

Alex Delarge
Cat’s got your tongue, bastard? Or cheek rather
Polly loggy, it’s a fanfiction proxy against the droog’s master 
Kubrick broke cinematic grounds with such a low budget
While your medium would better off if you just snuffed it
Cause they treat this kid like a joke, made him out to be annoying
Had small fame but it quickly smoked, oh quite disappointing 
Came from a poor man’s 4Chan, abandoned by your hornet brothers
And now your creator doesn’t even want you, reminds me of your mother

Ticci Toby
Saw treatment as a way to be free, then lost all your hope
When they got your eyes lid-locked, gave you a real horrorshow
I don’t have pity for your abusing ass, I’ve gone through this type of shit
Ends with the Rain will still being there, but you’ll have no pipes left to Sing with
You’re not special, I’ll leave you and your whole dirty crew as nothing but corpses
Surprised this Ticci kid can better spit, causing flames upon my forest 
This verse will trigger you like the Ninth, remember as I feast on my lunch
Screams of agony filled the room, but they all didn’t care that fucking much

Ticci Toby vs Alex Delarge. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of sentient pastries; one good, one evil: The Pillsbury Doughboy vs The Gingerdead Man Enjoy, and happy holidays!

-LYRICS-

Pillsbury:
Yo. I’m Poppin’ Fresh out the oven. (hoo hoo) better show some respect
Cuz I’ve haven’t seen such a weak little so-called “threat “ (since when?) since your cousin from Shrek
You bring half-baked raps when you’re up on a mic. (yeh) Not even Brick would wanna stomach your lines
Looking like what Chucky eats for lunch in my eyes. There’s not a single crumb of Passion in your Crusty design. 
You fought a bong with a lighter; but ain’t as high as your writers, now you’re boutta be the buddy that is getting smoked, boy
Getting the guns ready and raining the Funfetti; so don’t you ever question why they call me Doughboy
I could watch Paula Deen on TV for an hour 15: it’d be a more scary movie
Only Got Milked for a couple sequels, and this cookie-cutter chump couldn’t bag Gary Busey

Gingerdead:
You can take that whole verse and shove it up your croissant. Kid, you’re… dead
Your whole company and personality’s soulless, and that's coming from a ginger... bread
(Ugh) You’re the yeast of my problems. (HAHA!) So now you got my anger rising
Wanna piece of me? (huh?) Start biting. You got such wack raps, call you Vanilla Icing
I’ll cut! Cut! Cut as fast as I can! Better Run! Run! Run, baby Marshmallow Man
I’ll smack the fuck! Fuck! Fuck outta you, man! And watch your gut! Gut! Gut get poked from the knife in my hand
So don’t fuck with Findlemeyer, It’ll feel like an oven when I’m spit this fire
I’ll tarnish you worse than some mother Smuckers could. Lyrical evil never tasted so good (HAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Freshy Kanal as Pillsbury Doughboy
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/610WQgwSmLL0U2wQzZdrqY?si=gufrrndCQbywBKzCoGadCA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FreshyKanal

Michael Stark as Gingerdead Man 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28Q
Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_Stark_Media
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/stark-media

Written by Commander Jacob and Michael Stark (w/ help from Razzy)
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by Dansonn

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