I wrote this song to make fun of my friend who had an extreme reaction to new work uniforms. This was how the "beige troll" was born.

The Beige Shade

Chalky the Dungee Horse

We are a two piece (guitar/drums) band. Focusing on drinking beer, it is our mission to create interesting music as long as its in 4/4 between 100 and 120 bpm, and in the key of E. We pride ourselves in our ability to record music at 4am without serious injury. We named our studio, Fire Hazard Studios, after the gas-main that sits behind our stack of electronics. We simply could not setup elsewhere based on feng-shui, but we ask you not to pray for our lives, but rather our music.