This might not be Bowser-Bowser, BUT AHHHHHH, I LOVE THIS TRACK AND CHAR WHEIRJRJRGNSMKDW

Contestant #9: The Dragon of Nintendo
Track by Snorty#0089 (https://www.youtube.com/c/snorty)
Art by Kelpillious#1187

A king turned mafioso, Bowser, now known as "The Dragon of Nintendo" joins a roster with a variety of murderous songs up his sleeve. Who can stop such a dangerous business? It's up to the voters!
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Sources:
Pac - Hit 'Em Up (Crime)
Scamper Shores - Bowser's Fury (Bowser related)
Koopa Cape - Mario Kart Wii (Bowser Minion related)
Double Cherry Pass - Super Mario 3D World (Mainline Mario)
Honeyhive Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy (Mainline Mario)
Do The Mario - Super Mario Super Show (Offsource)

Sourcelist:
- Music from Mainline Mario Games, and any song from Mario related to Bowser, or other Mario Enemies/Bosses
- Music related to yakuza, gangsters, hazaadrists and other illegal activities
- Music related to any Nintendo Villain

Big Bad Turtle

NOTE: due to her loss to scott the NERD(!!!!!) billies wearing her old town cowboy outfit. it doesnt give her new sauces tho.
as she buries her friends (0.0 0.0) she runs back home to jump on her couch and start watching the tv… this bad teenager, billie eilish, queen of the billboard top 100, with her angsty music and depressing talent, will win it all for sure! duh!!!!!
★Songs by or featuring Billie Eilish
(Bad Guy, Bury a Friend, My Strange Addiction )
★2019 Billboard Top 100 Songs
(Old Town Road, Sunflower, Truth Hurts)
★Songs literally chosen by my 11 year old sister
(The Office theme, Justin beiber)
This track was made by Madotsuki https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp4sFH4TXXpf7Zsk3xUL_8w and this art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Billie Snippet

HEROBRINE: This is definitely the weirdest mod showcase I've ever seen.
SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey, uh, I'm no phone operator, but I think this guy's gone haywire!!
TARTAR: Radical, it's a lets play, brah!! [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] BRRZ-Z-T!! LET'S SEE IF I MAKE A GOOD FINAL BOSS, MASHUP WEEKLINGS.

Creeper? Hey all! Things are getting heated as an AI with a telephone, statue, and laser beam has risen from the hotel floor! Can a game reviewer and a Minecraft legend work together to stop this slimy menace? Or will the tournament be forced to face the ultimate, supreme lifeform? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play

Got a nasty case of the fever or the chills? Or just trying to take over the tri-state area? These two dastardly doctors have got you covered! With Dr. Amigo's surgical expertise and Heinz Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes, están aquí para ayudarlo a usted y a su familia. Ay caramba!

★Songs from Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★Songs from the Dr. Mario Franchise, or relating to Hispanic Culture
(Chill, Fever, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★Songs relating to doctors or medical practices
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife / Surgeon Simulator OSTs)
Note: The "Doctors" are not a boss or a contestant, so they won't affect the bracket in any way. However, they can still get hype tracks!

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Love Träuma

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
★Oh yeah. He's getting buffs. 

This track was made by Mr. 404 @forbesthecomputer and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

It's Ya Boy, Giorno!

Got a nasty case of the fever or the chills? Or just trying to take over the tri-state area? These two dastardly doctors have got you covered! With Dr. Amigo's surgical expertise and Heinz Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes, están aquí para ayudarlo a usted y a su familia. Ay caramba!

★Songs from Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★Songs from the Dr. Mario Franchise, or relating to Hispanic Culture
(Chill, Fever, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★Songs relating to doctors or medical practices
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife / Surgeon Simulator OSTs)
Note: The "Doctors" are not a boss or a contestant, so they won't affect the bracket in any way. However, they can still get hype tracks!

This mashup was made by VincentMashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Checkup On The West Side

FATMAN: AYO!! FOR A KID, YOUR MUSIC AIN’T HALF BAD! DOUBLE G, THAT PUPPET DUDES GOT SOME BANGER SHIT MAN!! WE SHOULD COLLAB SOMETIME!!
GIGI: Abbers!! Whoppers!!
ERIC: Wrow Wrow! (Votre Italian Touch n'est pas à la hauteur de mon Français Flair!)
BILLIE: after this, wanna grab a bite to eat? i'm thinking burger king.

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Plasman @plasmaan, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Strange Minds

Vous êtes des animaux against this contestant! Representing anything Ed Banger, here comes Flat Eric! From Mr. Oizo to Justice, with all the amazing french artists at their disposal the chances of winning are surely Positif!
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)
★ eric was ROBBED he didn't deserve this!! no!!!!
This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch. Stay Jammin!

Dancing In The Spotlight

NEIL VS GEICO GAMING IN AUT??????
HOW

HQ Tournament Archive Upload: https://youtu.be/3TMx7FvTPkI

Original: https://soundcloud.com/autourney/grandpas-visit

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so yeah I'm gonna be posting the tracks i made for hq tournament archive in the next few days 
(i gotta make the funny thumbnails first tho lol)
it's a shame to see it go, but it was fun while it lasted lol

what else do i put here help

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Songs used:
1) As your Father (Neil Cicierega real irl???)
2) Gadget Room (Comedy)
3) Astronomia (wtf how)
4) Tetris Type A (hot take heavy should've lost to hat kid)
5) Cherry Bomb (TROPICTV IN 2020)
6) Funny Grand Dad Reaction (Tragedy)

HQ Tournament Archive Chapter 1 Selected Works

Gary's Visit

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE BOONDOCKS

BIO:
The stones that the builder refused, the individuals hailing from Woodcrest, MD have made a surprise stop at the Mash Pit with no other intentions but to slap the shit out of anyone who gets in their way. Although a somewhat dysfunctional family, their combined ass whooping abilities are unparalleled, so you best prepare yourself for a melting. Bringing tunes from the underground and various [adult swim] media to the table, the Freemans will be sweeping this fight club or die tryin!


SOURCES:
Injury Reserve - ALL THIS MONEY (Underground hip-hop, [adult swim] programming - Fishcenter)
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Family)

SOURCE LIST:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

The Forbidden Reserve

Track by: @unknown_artist10
Render by: @im_hunting_wabbits

Time to nut up or shut up! After separating from his group in search of the Zombie Kill of the Year, Tallahassee found himself in a tournament where he’s surrounded by people who’ve supposedly been dead for years. Now he’s back in the saddle and ready to take on the ass-kicking business while business is still as good as it’s ever been. Come and get it, little zombies!

Tallahassee’s sources:
- Songs related to 2000s horror films.
(For Whom the Bell Tolls, Hello Zepp, Don’t Stop Me Now, The Shape Stalks, Rocky Mountain High, Devour)
- Songs related to the undead
(Zombie Kill of the Week, It’s Terror Time Again, Re: Your Brains, There’s A Zombie On Your Lawn)
- Songs related to media either Bill Murray or Woody Harrelson have appeared in [NO SIMPSONS OR OVERLAP]
(I Got You Babe, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, Space Jam, Venom, Ghostbusters)
- Music related to cowboys and traditionally "western" media (Country Roads, RAP MUSIC, Wild Wild West, West of Loathing)

This track's sources:
RAP MUSIC - Lil Darkie (Prod. Wendigo) [Western]
The Hills - The Weeknd [2000's Horror Films]
Zombies On Your Lawn - Laura Shigihara [Undead]
Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic [Bill Murray (Space Jam)]
Zombie - The Cranberries [Undead]
You Probably Get That Alot - They Might Be Giants [Undead]
Country Song - Bo Burnham [Country]
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr./Bustin' - Neil Cicierega [Bill Murray]

SFX:
Town With No Name Clips [Western]
Zombieland 2009 Clips [ya know]

Zombies In The Hills

Fired Up! A new hot tournament in which 16 participants shall battle! Get ready for those steamy and burning tracks and most importantly, the bracket!
https://discord.gg/KZpt4qe

1 - Fusion Spawn
2 - Speedy Gonzales
3 - Wilson
4 - Weapon of Choice
5 - Chunky Chocolate
6 - The Undertaker
7 - Napstabot
8 - Boshy
9 - The Dragon of Nintendo
10 - Codename "Opposite"
11 - Codename "Hope"
12 - Codename "Roommates"
13 - Codename "Legendary"
14 - Codename "Law"
15 - Codename "Troll"
16 - Codename "Aesthetic"

Big Bad Turtle

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