Fred was a man 
Who liked to ride his bike
Liked to ride his bike even though he was quadriplegic
They laughed at him every time he fell off the bike
Which was all the time because he didn't have any limbs

Music copyright Konami, lyrics are mine, if that really matters.

Fred Bike

Buying furniture 
For my new bachelor pad
I bought a table, a chair, a lamp
A giant toilet, and a microwave
Where will I put it?
I don't have that much room
I guess I could throw it all on the floor
But then where would I sleep?
I suppose I could get my friends 
To help me move all this stuff that I just put
Into the back of my big pickup
Look it's a nun in the street crap I'm gonna hit her
Oh no 
Ran over a nun
With my big pickup truck
And now I wonder should I flush her
Down this gigantic toilet that I have

Music copyright Nintendo, lyrics are mine, if that really matters.

Nunsong

Can you contain the bees?
Can you restrain the bees?
Genetically engineered 
We have no control of them
The bees
The bees
Professor, they're coming closer now
Oh god
My legs 
My legs are frozen in total fear
Professor, please tell us
How do we escape them?
Quite simply 
We don't escape, we just wait to die
Outrunning the terror bees is no longer an option

Music copyright Hudson (or whoever bought them), lyrics are mine, if that really matters.

Terror Bees

Do you know what I wanted to do?
I was going to go get buffalo wings
That's not such a great idea, man
Were I you, I'd go get a marshmallow bag
Marshmallows are better because you can roast them upon a hanger

Interlude

When we build the fire to roast the marshmallows 
Do you want to take turns chasing each other around the flames?
Take your trousers off; let's go skinny dipping 
And we won't tell the President where we've gone 'cause he'd get mad

Later on we'll tell scary ghost stories
This is what I think camping trips are like

I have never been
On a camping trip

I suppose then it's fortunate that I don't have a motorhome

Music copyright Square-Enix (ugh), lyrics are mine, if that really matters.

Secret of Manacamping

Welcome to our school
This university is very prestigious 
Our standards are so high 
You will probably fail
You'll end up drunk and poor
Because we don't like you
Butterscotch schnapps in hand 
Passed out right in the street
You'll make a great big fool of yourself
When you try passing our entrance test
That's Dr. Edwin Katz, proctor of the exam

Music copyright Nintendo, lyrics are mine, if that really matters.

Super Mario College World

Multi-tracking my voice to sing video game music.
Maybe someday I'll get the timing better and re-record this.
 
Music copyright Capcom, my stupid voice copyright me.

FishboTheBest

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