It flakey Randolph 
Like a wizard I’m like gandolf
Put you in your place
Like
Put put I’m like mini golf
But you gettin hurt
Flying like dirt
All the words prolly hurt
Like my bro Bert
But some days are just bad
But some days are just sad
And some days can be good
And most days I am glad
I’m Randolph so flakey
Breaks your leggy
Shaked breaky
I heard an egg talk, it for breakfast 
Like my dog would eat his breakfast 
But next of my check list
Is to hit you with my check-fist
Smoke my vape like a will blow mist
Like I see your mom I blow a kiss
I was just a little kid
Like a sloth I be like Sid
Kid sid did slid hid and bid
On all the things that he was mid
My heart goes out 
My pain goes in
But when it leave against
It’s like a cold wind
Only forest I’m out of
Is the forest of no love
New adopted parents
Love me like I was their son
Fun in the sun
Beach squirrel on a bun
Bunny funny honey whinny Pooh
When I see I take a poo
Slide in like DM,s
D&d im the DM
In a pool it the deep end
 It this was the End
My word can be inspire
Like you burned in a lyrics fire
If you call me a liar 
I’m not lying I’m not liar 
But that can be opinionated 
I like Wendy’s because it baconated
But biggie bag like the Americans
God bless America

Flakey Randolph Is Here

Sometimes life just doesn't go the way you planned it, I guess
Yeah, yesterday I spilled my milk
That's why I feel the way I feel
I don't know what I should do no more

I can't believe it's real
I spilled my milk, and now I am going to cry
Without my favorite drink, I think I wanna die
Everybody around me has a beverage of their own

But without my milky bottle, I guess I'm all alone
I just feel so sad, and I went and told my dad
And he went to go buy me more milk, but he hasn't come back
Now my dad's gone too. He was my ride to school

What good is an education if I don't have milk to fuel
It gets me through the day, but now it's gone away
And now my mouth is too dry when I eat Frito Lays
Nah, I ain't drinking water, so don't even bother

When I drool, I want that 2% fat in my slobber
I'm not a baby, just dehydrated
If I don't get that lactose, then I'ma go crazy
And now my pee is yellow, reminds me of that Big Bird fellow (Skrawkaw)

He gives me the creeps, in that big suit he sneaks
And now my bones are weak, and at night they get squishy
You don't know what I mean, why are you so mean
I just need something to hydrate me and take a bath in (Huh)

Yes, I bathe in milk, makes my skin soft as silk (Oh)
Don't judge me for my culture, I'll beat you up, I will (I'm sorry)
Life is really hard, always up, never downhill
Yesterday I spilled my milk, that's why I feel the way I feel

I don't know what I should do no more, I can't believe it's real
I spilled my milk, and now I am going to cry
Without my favorite drink, I think I wanna die
Everybody around me has a beverage of their own

But without my milky bottle, I guess I'm all alone
I just feel so sad, and I went and told my dad
And he went to go buy me more milk, but he hasn't come back
A funeral for my milk, and my dad too, but still

I can't believe this happened to me, gravity ruined my meal
And I'm sobbing, and I'm crying, and I'm bawling my eyes out dying
I guess for milk I'm just dieting, dad said he'd come back LIE-eting
Simba, I'm the Lion King, my dad's the lying King

I'm mad at him for leaving me, and taking away my thing
I just wanna taste, need to tie my shoelace
If I ever see his face, I'll crap my pants and run a race
A marathon, I'll blare this song, make him feel bad for taking my milk along (Yeah, yeah, ayy)

I would go tell my mom, if it wasn't for that car bomb
I don't know where she is, presumably hiding from the law
I'm gonna mow my lawn, my neighbor is named Sean
He doesn't like drinking milk, we'll never get along

I can't believe his stupid name made it into my song (I hate you Sean)
When I'm thirsty, and I'll be thirsty till I'm 30
When I'm married, my wife will do all my shopping for me

Yesterday I spilled my milk, that's why I feel the way I feel
I don't know what I should do no more, I can't believe it's real
I spilled my milk, and now I am going to cry
Without my favorite drink, I think I wanna die

Everybody around me has a beverage of their own
But without my milky bottle, I guess I'm all alone
I just feel so sad, and I went and told my dad
And he went to go buy me more milk, but he hasn't come back