Recorded live at The Birdcage Theatre in Oroville, CA on 10/31/20

Lyrics:

I think you’ve got a sexy body
I wanna fuck you in the portapotty
I want you all up in my twatty
Let’s get naughty in the portapotty

We can do the wheelbarrow
We can 69
We can do missionary
The whole fucking time
We can do it cowgirl
We can try reverse
We can do the pile driver
This is so perverse

Holy shit
You’re so fucking hot
I want you
I want you
I want you to give me all you got!

I think you’ve got a sexy body
I wanna fuck you in the portapotty
I want you all up in my twatty
Let’s get naughty in the portapotty

Naughty Potty

Lyrics:

Thank God I pulled out in time
Cause now the sheets they smell just like my brine
And when you finally moved me, I guess that you forgot that I just came
Please don't push me in the wet spot
I know my body fluids cannot be that bad
But if it's the same to you, I'd rather keep myself off of myself
So I don't have to clean myself off of myself

Wet Spot

We got asked to write a birthday song for 6 year old Danny, so here it is!!!
Lyrics:
Hey Danny
Happy birthday
And I hope it doesn’t suck
It’s your birthday
I hope it’s okay
And you deserve a million bucks

And Catboy used his super cat speed and he came over yesterday
And he told me to wish you
Happy birthday
It’s your birthday
Have a dance party Spiderman
It’s your birthday
I hope it’s okay
And I hope you like our band

We wish you the very best
Please party hard with Jena
And don't forget to take Maxxy for a walk
On your birthday
Happy birthday
Let’s go to Pizza Hut
It’s your birthday
I hope it’s okay
I hope you bust a—
DUDE, he’s turning SIX!
…I hope you get a Tonka truck!

It’s your birthday
Happy birthday
When you’re older you’ll get that joke
It’s your birthday
I hope it’s okay
Have an awesome celebration with your folks

It’s your birthday
If you’re thirsty
Drink a whole bottle of Sprite
It’s your birthday
It’s the first day
Of the rest of your life

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Danny

Recorded in the Murlagan garage 9/5/20

Lyrics:
Wash your fucking dick
You make me fucking sick
It tastes like fucking shit
Not gonna swallow or spit

Wash your fucking sack
And I can smell your asscrack
Acne on your back
You make me want to fucking yack

Other than forgetting to shower
Your dental hygiene makes me cower
Your breath smells so sour
You got teeth like Austin Powers

No more hanky panky
You are too fucking stanky
Stop being so fucking cranky
Just use your hand for wanky

Dirty Dick

Recorded at the AldenDen on 8/20/20

Lyrics:
I’m so sick and tired of the
California fires and there’s 
Ash burning all in my eyes

I can’t fucking breathe and there is
Smoke as far as I can see and
I wonder how many have died

Sit at home in my room
Where I’m safe from the fumes
I hope this’ll be all over soon
California is doomed

A State Of Emergency

Recorded 11/27/2020 in the Murlagan garage

Lyrics:

Mead mead honeywine
Local honey straight from the hive
Not very hard to make it right 
Anyone can do it, just give it a try

Mead mead honeywine
Made a batch, one of a kind
Pour it in a snifter, pour it in a stein
Top shelf quality, not even lyin

Mead mead honeywine
Boosts your mood & stops your cryin
The flavor is simply divine
Gives me shivers down my spine

Mead mead honeywine 
Drank it all, enjoying life
Feelin tipsy, feelin fine
Makes me wanna take off my dress tonight

Chorus:
It’ll fuck you up, it’ll fuck you up, it’ll fuck you up
Gonna fuck me up, gonna fuck me up, fill up that fuckin cup!

Bridge:
Fuck hard liquor, try something new
Braggot, cyzer, anything will do
There’s so many different kinds
Guaranteed to blow your fucking mind
Drink whenever, no need for excuse
Gimme gimme some of that sweet sweet juice
I’m lazy as fuck and I made it myself,
Salud everyone, cheers to your health!

Mead

Lizzie Bernard (Guitar) + Alden Denny (Bass) + Chris Russell (Drums) = CRAPPY PUNK

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