Free comedy songs written by Flat 29 as part of comedy podcast Flat 29's Big Book of Everything, and sketch show FISTBUMPIN'.

My Vegetarian Friend

Cook Up A Little Bit Of Love

Men and Women

Scoring The Goals

Flat 29's Superhero Anthem

Havin' A Party... Yeah!

His Carbon Footprint's High

Without My Megadrive

I Don't Want an Education

Comedy musicians Flat 29 present their third album, "Secret Handshake" - a collection of silly, beautiful, sexy, funky, and/or informative songs about the world around us. Issues covered through the medium of song include: 

* How can you tell if an old lady used to be attractive? 
* Is it acceptable to marry into someone's family for the purposes of spying? 
* Can you teach a new born baby how to play bass guitar? 
* How do men make friends with other men? 
* How do I deal with an existential crisis when out jogging? 
* What is puberty, and how can I avoid it? 
* How can I get my local lollypop lady to respect me? 

You're An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot)

Factually Accurate Love Song

Selection of older songs from Flat 29's previous albums, available to buy at flat29.bandcamp.com

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