Flavored Cardboard is: 
Luke - vocals, ukulele, bass, keyboards, Stylophone, lap steel, drums, percussion, steering wheel 
April - vocals, guitars, bass, piano, keyboards, melodica, drums 

with a little help from our friends: 
Josh - backing vocals on "Luke Slomba is Sexi," lyrics for "Luke Slomba" 
Justin - bass on "S-O-R-R-ie" 
Noah - vocals on "Please Dr. Sycophant, Have You the Sparrow?" 

Produced, mixed, mastered, engineered, general etc. by April & Luke.
Artwork by Luke. 

Dress Dress Dress Recordings 
GRR 022

I Lost My Dick

It's just what you've been waiting for—your favorite non-Jamaican band has come out with a brand new album. Described by some as "the best thing since 'Luke Slomba is Sexi'," this innovative musical venture will help you forget your impending death and the crushing weight of your student loans for approximately 39 sweet minutes. 

Exploring such themes as the miracle of cloning, days of the week, and, possibly, even geography, Fingers Crossed will take you on a magical journey through the minds of two possibly brilliant non-Jamaican artists. 

Will April and Luke finally reveal their trademarked secrets for flavoring cardboard? Will we drift apart? What's the temperature forecast for tomorrow? There is only one way to find out. 

That's right, folks: Fingers Crossed is really the only album that alleviates the responsibility of having to figure out your own feelings.

April - vocals, guitar, piano, ukulele, bass, drums, etc 
Luke - vocals, guitar, synths, ukulele, bass, drums, Sylophone, etc

Marigolds

Which Describes How You're Feeling

Sharks

Magellan

Not Especially Nice

Drifting

Wasted Saturdays

Flavored Cardboard

Carbon Copy

Semi-Invested

Favored Cardbread is the undead spiritual successor to legendary Scratch band Frozen Coco which ran from 2011-2013 until its death in an automobile accident. Flav Carb re-disbanded after legendary comeback single "Luke Slomba is Sexi", but are currently working on their second full-length album which is due for release after the band's inevitable reunion in 2028. 

Flavored Cardboard

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