Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

At the precise and perilous juncture immediately subsequent to the imbibition of a foaming draught of that amber, intoxicating elixir which mortal men so fondly name beer, I did, with an almost operatic disregard for the solemn statutes of the land and the tender frailty of human life, propel my roaring, steel-clad chariot along the shadowed ribbon of road, when lo! a sudden, jarring upheaval in the earth, most fantastically contoured in the unmistakable semblance of that fleet and antlered denizen of the wild, did greet my speeding wheels; and, scorning with imperious contempt the officious imputation of inebriated delinquency so vulgarly abbreviated by the constabulary, I instead pronounced with thunderous derision that those who dare to censure me should rather prepare for their own untimely demise, whilst my velocity, climbing to a hundred miles in the span of but a single revolution of the clock’s minute-hand, bore witness to the revelation that, unbeknownst to

I gotta get my tricycle out again at some point

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