If you haven't heard..the NY Giants aren't doing too well this season soo..

Parody of "Empire State of Mind"

New York Giants Song

What Do The Sox Say?

Our parody of "Royals" by Lorde

I  WORK PART TIME AT HESS EXPRESS 
IT'S RIGHT NEAR WHERE  I LIVE, ON HOOSICK STREET
I'M SO PROUD OF MY ADDRESS
TROY IS MY HOMETOWN...
NO TOGA ENVY

AND EVERY PICTURES LIKE
DUCKFACE, SELFIES
STANDING IN THE BATHROOM
UGG BOOTS, SWEATPANTS
DUNKIN' DONUTS COFFEE
WE DON'T CARE
LOVE ME SOME CRACKER BARREL MAC AND CHEESE

AND EVERY NIGHT IT'S LIKE
BOXED WINE, PICKLES
LET'S GO PIERCE OUR NIPPLES
NECK TATS, WALMARTS
TWERKIN' TILL OUR BUTT HURTS
WE DON'T CARE
WE SMACK OUR GUM AND TEASE OUR HAIR

AND WE'RE PROUD TO BE TROY GIRLS, TROY GIRLS
TROY IS JUST IN OUR BLOOD
WE DRINK OUR WINE FROM SOLO CUPS
AND WE HAVE DATE NIGHTS AT THE RUCK
AND WE ARE WAY, WAY COOLER, COOLER
THAN ANYONE IN ALBANY
AND BABY I'LL RULE....
WHEN JOHN CENA MARRIES ME

Troy Girls

Traffic on the Northway is jammed…everyone is trying to get to the Bonerless Grill
I’m all set, all I need is a turkey bastard
O-M-G I LOVE Justin Tinklebreak (Urine Trail)

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