7 - Great Bird

GREAT BIRD: “Small woman teach childs, but does learn them ABC good as Bird?”
MRS. KWAN: "Hi. Who am I babysitting? All I see are the toys."
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#07 PUPPET-STATE: Great Bird (Kurm Frög Teach ABC) [K]
-Songs and samples from media Jim Henson or the JHC were involved with, or related to puppets/dolls.
(The Muppets, MirrorMask, Sesame Street, Star Fox Zero, The Dark Crystal)
(Potter Puppet Pals, Little Dolls, Everhood, The Doll Maker of Bucuresti, I've Had Enough Of You)
-Songs from edutainment media, or related to school/education.
(Cyberchase, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Blaster Series, Carmen Sandiego, Brain Age)
(Schoolhouse Rock, K-12, Magic School Bus, Another Brick in the Wall, Pico's School)
-Songs related to lies, politics and positions of power.
(Bad Liar, Suspicious Minds, Love the Way You Lie, Take It On the Run, Tell Me A Little Lie)
(This Is America, 99 Revolutions, Cabinet Battles, And Justice for All, The Communists Have the Music)
(King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Mr. President, Lady of the Rose, Emperor, I'm The Boss)
-Songs related to flight, things that fly and Communism.
(Learning to Fly, Eight Miles High, Fly Away, The Best Way to Travel, To Live is to Fly)
(The Eagles, Jetpack Joyride, Rockets, Angry Birds, Jefferson Airplane)
(Papers Please, Rush B, Tetris Type-A, general North Korean propaganda, Treasure Island 1988)

#16 VISITOR: Mrs. Kwan (The Cat in the Hat (2003)) [S]
-Songs featured in DreamWorks media, or by artists featured in Dr. Seuss adaptations.
(Military Academy Seduction, Back in Black, Move It Move It, Can’t Stop the Feeling, Kung Fu Fighting)
(Tyler the Creator, Van McCoy, Run-DMC, Pentatonix, BROCKHAMPTON)
-Songs related to doors and onomatopoeia.
(Hold the Door Open,  I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Leave the Door Open, LION, Who’s At The Door?)
(That Beep, Castle Crashers, Boom Boom Pow, Puyo Pop, Smack That)
-Songs by artists in the Bedroom Pop and Taiwan Hip-Hop genres.
(Gus Dapperton, Jack Stauber, Sidney Gish, Nelward, Alex G)
(E.SO, Outlander, PiNkChAiN, YoungLee, BG8LOCC)
-Songs related to sleep, dreams and lethargy.
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I Go to Sleep, Sweet Dreams, The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, Sleepyhead)
(The Lazy Song, Tired Eyes, Nothing in Particular, Lazy Lies, I’m So Tired)

SOURCES:
Joe Biden vs Sandman - Gridline Rap Battles (Politics, Positions of Power, Sleep, Dreams, Lethargy)
We Are Number One - Lazytown (Edutainment, Puppets, Lethargy)
Another Brick In The Wall Part 2 - Pink Floyd (School)
Lobby - Kahoot OST (Edutainment)
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco (God Damn Doors)
Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams (Things That Fly, Dreams)
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth (Dreamworks Artists, Dr. Seuss Adaptation Artists)
Mrs. Kwan watching the 187th Taiwanese Parliament Fillibuster on Television SFX (Dr. Seuss Adaptations, Politics)

[WR1M4] - Playtime Revolution

GREAT BIRD: "Kingdom of Monsters? Lies! Monsters is not friendly of childs. Must be talk of traitor!"
ALPHYS NEO: "It's real. Or... it was. But then it turned out those "childs" you love indoctrinating? They're perfectly capable of becoming the 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 monsters."
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Characters: Alphys NEO, Great Bird
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#12: Alphys NEO [K]
-Toby Fox and his works’ fancontent
-Notable original fansongs, or alternate timelines
-Dating sims and magical-girl media, or otaku culture
-Science/scientists, reptiles and revenge

#07: Great Bird [K]
-Jim Henson/JHC media, or puppets/dolls
-Educational media and school/education
-Lies, politics and flight/things that fly
-Soviet media, Russian artists and Hardbass

SOURCES:
Megalovania (Hydrojenik's Hardbass Bootleg) - Hydrogenik (Toby Fox Fancontent, Revenge, Hardbass)
Traitor - Daughtry (Revenge, Lies)
Bergentruckung - Undertale OST (Toby Fox)
Cut Dick - flat eric (Puppets)
Monster - Skillet (Lies: THERE IS NO MONSTER AT END OF GAME)
Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme Song (Educational, Science)
Little Lies - Fleetwood Mac (Lies)
Enemy - Imagine Dragons (Reptiles, Lies: NOBODY WANTS TO BE ENEMY OF GLORIOUS PARTY. IF THEY DO THEY WILL GO TO TIME OUT.)
Dr. Livesey Voice Lines (Soviet Media)
Why Not - Ghostface Playa ("Soviet Media")
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo (Science)
Learn To Fly - Foo Fighters (Flight)
Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club OST (Dating Sims, School)

[LR1M2] - Endgame Monsters

GREAT BIRD: "Hello loyal supporter of Seteme Strt Party! Your glorious leader have the greatfulness of voting! It good, and not like unfriendly vegetable thrown at reptile lady. For glory of ABC, sweep continue, and if no, then TIME OUT for all of you."
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Thank you all for voting in Losers Round 1! Preparation for Winners Round 2 is still in progress, but it's coming soon. Stay tuned for more! -core core
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TRACK BY: swoldow
ART BY: kirb (Stocks) and PandaWithPixels (Background Assets)
Character: Great Bird
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#07: Great Bird [K]
-Jim Henson/JHC media, or puppets/dolls
-Educational media and school/education
-Lies, politics and flight/things that fly
-Soviet media, Russian artists and hardbass

SOURCES:
USSR Anthem Hardbass - Michelle Vermicelli (Soviet Media, Hardbass)
Angry Birds Theme - Angry Birds OST (Things that fly)
Elmo Freestyle - Duwap "Dolphin God" Kane (Jim Henson)

Victory! - Great Bird

GREAT BIRD: "Game of "go missing for long time" not healthy for childs. Much better put to use by indoctrinate for Party while teach ABC!"
YOUNG-HEE: 가난한 시민을 유인할 필요조차 없습니다. 그들은 우리 없이도 잘 죽어 가고 있습니다.
[DON'T EVEN NEED TO BAIT YOUR IMPOVERISHED CITIZENS. THEY'RE DYING JUST FINE WITHOUT US.]
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Characters: Great Bird, Murder Machines
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#07: Great Bird [K] 
-Jim Henson/JHC media, or puppets/dolls
-Educational media and school/education
-Lies, politics and flight/things that fly
-Soviet media, Russian artists and hardbass

#08: Murder Machines [S]
-Mystery media and Masafumi Takeda works
-Netflix originals/exclusives and dark ambient
-Elimination games and game shows
-Murder, “despair” and sentient tech

SOURCES:
Kill Your Masters - Run The Jewels (Politics, Murder, Lies: NO ONE WOULD EVER KILL GLORIOUS PARTY LEADER!)
Madman - Your Turn To Die OST (Elimination Games)
Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Netflix Originals: You)
Blue vs Monokuma - Animation vs Anything (Mystery Media, Educational Media)
Stressed Out - twenty one pilots (Netflix Originals: Green Eggs and Ham)
JU$T - Run The Jewels ft. Zack de la Rocha (Politics, Lies: "$" IS NOT PART OF ABC. THIS SONG LYING TO YOU)
I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is - Masuna (Mystery Media, Despair)
Can You Picture That? - Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (Jim Henson)
Dead End Friends - Them Crooked Vultures (Things That Fly: Vultures, Lies: I, GREAT BIRD, AM NOT VULTURE, OR CROOKED)
This Is How We Will End It - Total Drama World Tour (Elimination Games, Game Shows, Puppets)

[LR2M2] - Killing My Headmasters

GREAT BIRD: There is no monster at end of game... 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗨𝗧.
LUCKS: I own the industry you were conceived in, virtual. At least the bluejay knew how to address her boss...
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Characters: THE DATA STREAM™, Great Bird
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#14: THE DATA STREAM™ [S]
-The Stupendium, AJ DiSpirito and their collaborators
-Cyber-futurism, or eSports
-Darksynth, industrial and dark techno
-Wealth/business, moral corruption and nonsentient tech

#07: Great Bird [K]
-Jim Henson/JHC media, or puppets/dolls
-Educational media and school/education
-Lies, politics and flight/things that fly
-Soviet media, Russian artists and hardbass

SOURCES:
No Save Point - Run The Jewels (Cyber-Futurist Media, Politics, Corruption)
Город под подошвой - Oxxxymiron (Russian Artists)
Lucks II - AJ DiSpirito (AJ DiSpirito)
Whales - Hail Mary Mallon (Money, Puppets)
Let's Talk About Me - The Muppets Movie OST (Jim Henson, Money)

SFX:
JFK's Cuban Missile Crisis Speech (Politics)

[LR3M1] - COLD WAR II

GREAT BIRD: Pirate and witch... Pirating is traitor job, and witching make Mupet play wrong character... TIME OUT FOR THEM BOTH!
GRUNTILDA: Political witchery is a backup plan for chumps- some honest evil sorcery should leave you in the dumps!

NOTE: Crossovers are... largely noncanon. Just for fun. Project cross-support, as it were. -Core Core
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TRACK BY: swoldow
ART BY: DFX
Characters: Great Bird, Beware: The Rare Pair (The Concerto)
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07. Great Bird
- Jim Henson properties and puppets/puppet media
- Educational media and school/education
- Soviet media and Russian artists, or hardbass
- Lies, politics, and war
- Flight, things that fly, and villains that got away

C-08. Beware: The Rare Pair
-Songs from the Donkey Kong & Banjo Kazooie series, and Rare IPs
-Songs related to K. Rool's Personas
-Songs related to Magic, Magic Users, and Potions
-Lyrical songs sung by villains

SOURCES:
Justice - Alakazam ! (Magic)
Intro - I. M. Meen OST (Educational Media, Villain Songs, Magic)
Gagarin - XS Project (Hardbass)
King Kunta - Kendrick Lamar (K Rool Personas, Lies: I DONT KNOW WHO THIS KENDRIC LAMAR IS BUT HE IS NOT GLORIUS SATEME STRET LEADER)
Mountaintop Tussle - David Wise (Donkey Kong, Things That Fly: Owls)
Long Legged Larry - Aesop Rock (Puppets, Lies: KURM FROG DID NOT SAVE CAT FROM TREE AND GIRL FROM TIME OUT I DID)
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo (K Rool Personas)
Crocodile Cacophony - David Wise (Donkey Kong)
Horse Flakes - Hail Mary Mallon (School)
Lie - NF (Lies)
Stick Up - grandson (Politics, War)
Beauty Steal Machine - Grant Kirkhope (Banjo-Kazooie)
Tip The Scale - Joshua David Mitchell, Benedict Campbell (Donkey Kong, Villain Songs)

7 - Great Bird

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