The first thing that went through my mind when my big brother begged me to do his essay for him was pity. However, this feeling was quickly replaced by contempt and righteous anger as I saw an opportunity to tell the world the truth about the froth-headed wastrel.

The list of his crimes is long and tedious, and I do not wish to bore the reader with a recital of them all. But it is not just I who has suffered. The ginger demon's sociopathy knows no bounds. He has never been seen to show remorse or exhibit the slightest empathy for those around him. Furthermore, even when castigated for his misdemeanours, he fails to learn from his experiences.

He will always attempt to choose the easiest way out of a difficult situation and frequently blames others for his own mistakes. My only hope is that by reading these words, he will be forced to pause and consider, and perhaps will come to see the error of his ways.

Who Do I Think I Am by My Little Sister

Anal Vasectomy is a group from Northen California with a UNIQUE blend of the heaviness of doom metal, the speed and intensity of thrash metal and the evilness of death metal creating a truly unique blend that nobody on earth has ever made before.

Audiophile Anthem

Pater.
Ita? - Quid est wanker? O er Bene, suus 'non admodum grata est.
Yeah sed quid est hoc? Est hoc est Pueri in ludo, jus, ut dictum est, quod aliquis esset wanking.
Ita, puto est.
Dextra.
Ita, quis est? Etiam usitata suus naturalis moribus Yeah sane quid est? Est aliquid quod ad aliqua aetas reperio ut vos volo scio quia hoc quidam affectus mei dixerunt mate facit caecum ire.
Nunc, nunc, ut 'quid.
Doesrt vos faciam caecus.
Ut dixi, suus 'perfecte sanus.
Ita, quis est? Have vos umquam factum est? Ubi est qui audire tape voluisti? Eam youd 'exsisto nice quod satis est ad musicam audire aliquo modo Nihilominus id non faciunt eos: dixi vobis quia caecus caecum nonne dixi tibi tu autem et wanker, mihi, pater mi? No.
Facies tamen gerunt specula.
Usquam, suus 'non admodum grata est.
Sic lets 'Non audio quid de illo, omnes ius? Omnes jus.
(SUSURRATIO) Wanker.

JAMxRINGx

May I Enquire As To What A  Buttplug Is, Father

Over the moor, take me to the moor
Dig a shallow grave
And I'll lay me down

Over the moor, take me to the moor
Dig a shallow grave
And I'll lay me down

Lesley-Anne, with your pretty white beads
Oh John, you'll never be a man
And you'll never see your home again
Oh Manchester, so much to answer for

Edward, see those alluring lights?
Tonight will be your very last night

A woman said: "I know my son is dead
I'll never rest my hands on his sacred head"

Hindley wakes and Hindley says:
Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, and says:
"Oh, wherever he has gone, I have gone"

But fresh lilaced moorland fields
Cannot hide the stolid stench of death
Fresh lilaced moorland fields
Cannot hide the stolid stench of death

Hindley wakes and says:
Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, Hindley wakes, and says:
"Oh, whatever he has done, I have done"

But this is no easy ride
For a child cries:

"Oh, find me... find me, nothing more
We are on a sullen misty moor
We may be dead and we may be gone
But we will be, we will be, we will be, right by your side
Until the day you die
This is no easy ride
We will haunt you when you laugh
Yes, you could say we're a team
You might sleep
You might sleep
You might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
Oh, you might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
You might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!"

Oh Manchester, so much to answer for
Oh Manchester, so much to answer for

Oh, find me, find me!
Find me!
I'll haunt you when you laugh
Oh, I'll haunt you when you laugh
You might sleep
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DREAM!
Oh...
Over the moors, I'm on the moor
Oh, over the moor
Oh, the child is on the moor

Botty Jams

Angry Kid Says Foo!?!?!?!? (Remix)

BUMGXRE

39/Smooth (1990)
Kerplunk (1991)
Dookie (1994)
Insomniac (1995)
Nimrod (1997)
Warning (2000)
American Idiot (2004)
21st Century Breakdown (2009)
¡Uno! (2012)
¡Dos! (2012)
¡Tré! (2012)
Revolution Radio (2016)
Father of All Motherfuckers (2020)

Danger Music #69 Haha Lol

Rest In Pieces

Captain Thunderpants.aud

Postal Problems

My New Toy

Merz(D)beat

All my songs in one conveniant package. Plus unreleased tracks. Minus some tracks because fuck you nobody's actually going to listen to this let's be honest. I just reached my upload limit so have this piece of shit as a parting punishment.































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