Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round. 

If you download this track and play it in your car we are not liable for any tickets, glares, window breakings or sudden swarms of pussy that flock to this godlike bass.


Queen Vs Crayondroids - Fat Bottom Girls

Welcome to Planet Urf

The first time I heard Aesop Rock's "None Shall Pass," I waited in vain for the Monty Python reference. I decided to fix that.

None Shall Pass--Force of Will Monty Python remix.

Buy track: http://rse.lnk.to/LonelyRose

excited to show y'all this new song we made with our friends blueprint
& aesop rock. plain ole bill on the cuts, and g koop finessing the
instruments: this lonely rose

Atmosphere, Aesop Rock and Blueprint will be performing on December 4th at the Target Center for the Rhymesayers 20th Anniversary Concert: http://bit.ly/RSE20tix

#ThisLonelyRose 
#Rhymesayers20

Atmosphere - This Lonely Rose feat. Blueprint & Aesop Rock

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"Rings" is the first official single from Aesop Rock's upcoming album, "The Impossible Kid" due out April 29th, 2016 on Rhymesayers Entertainment. "The Impossible Kid" is available for pre-order now!  http://rse.lnk.to/AesopTIK

Aesop Rock - Rings

You choose.
You can live in the now.
You fly. Everybody knows how, now...

We all came from dirt in the ground, right?
Now’s not the place and the time.
Lie down, with unleashing of minds.
Eyes wide. Namaste within lines.

Why cry? Nothing’s really so bad, guys.
Trying to help, and you’re mad? Why?
Not telling you what to do but try.
Everybody knows how, now...

Discovered by a brave young science fiction
writer
born and raised on the great yoga farms of
south Bigger City.
These ancient far "somewhere~else"anese
methods and magics
teach us that we need not fear any
obstacle, as we choose reality.
Or something. Something...
Something deep inside that need to
fetishize
dilute and bleach cultures before eating
them alive.
This time, found in “translation”,
conveniently between lines
loosened like floorboards to hide
heartbeats behind.

Not that they mind it just...

It’s not quite as hard as it sounds right?
Now, through inverting of frowns, lie
down where avocado wolves howl.
Cry out for the murder of doubts.
And you? All that’s holding you back,
down through all the filters and hacks.
Slash demons invented by mind.
Statewide, everybody knows, how...

Is the place to be NOW? Studies show, of
course it is.
As nine out of nine spirit scientists agree:
Our sole limitation is that of our minds –
obviously superior to those that choose
instead: suffering.
Poisoned by a stubborn inability to dream in
the right colors.
Coloring always outside the lines, blood
knows no boundaries
and keeps denying the biology we’ve
prescribed.
The dead are only found grateful by the
account of survivors -
painted like porcelain dolls to absolve them
from time.

Not that they mind it, just why?
She doesn't look a thing like Shiva.
He doesn't look a thing like Shiva.

Not that they mind, but just do you.
They need proof that you deserve to be
here too.

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 3

Helephino - Vinyasa Yoga Farm

I went to a bar and there was a poetry slam there so I started listening and was like dayum yall are pretty lame... whens the next one? "three days" so I went home, wrote fifteen minutes of bars to preach to some bar-goers in central Massachusetts.. went to perform on the third day and I forgot my i.d. so I couldn't get in lmfaooo.... here it is

poet

Knock Knock

Hailing from this legendary 4-piece emo/punk rock band's 6th studio album, 'Sing the Sorrow', from over a decade and a half - this is also featured as a playable track in Harmonix's Rock Band 2 & Guitar Hero 5 / Live, as well as in the ill-fated Tapulous' Tap Tap Revenge.  Now - as ever - hear it like you've never heard it before...MINUS ALL THAT FAKE-ASS "GXSCC" CRAP!!

Original Song: AFI [A Fire Inside] (Gahan, Gore, Wilder & Fletcher - Dreamworks Records, 2003) - under FAIR USE (NO INFRINGEMENT/PLAGIARISM INTENDED)

AFI's "Girl's Not Grey" (8-Bit Cover)

Have you ever had just one chance, just one shot to make a good impression on the guy that inspired you... and you completely botched it?

Beat used: PK Mao, "Make Haste" http://pkmao.bandcamp.com
Lyrics:
I rehearsed this interaction, but I bet you can't tell
Since I'm stuttering and stammering, acting awkward as hell
Here's a copy of my demo, gotta go, wish I could dwell
But I'm late to go throw myself down a well
Because I blew it: my first impression to this pioneer
Is I'm some washed-up fanboy, hanging out to dry in here
Worst case, I'm some idiot, dopey grin from ear to ear
Misguidedly thinking nerdcore could be a career
And humiliation happens to the best of us
It's what keeps us hungry at the feats of strength every Festivus
And it's not like I can go back, the deed has been done
OH GOD I name-dropped him in Nerdcore 101!
Maybe he won't listen to that one; maybe he'll be flattered
Or maybe his reaction will be more like Waldorf and Statler
"It's not half bad, well it's not half good either!"
I skipped ahead to the Final Boss, does that make me a cheater?
I don't think so, I wasn't looking for challenge, just feedback
And I'm probably over thinking things, i should definitely relax
In fact, I don't even really need his validation
He's already an inspiration, got me repping the nerd nation
I've met other rappers like Shane Hall and Random
But before the mighty Damian, I revert to feeble fandom
He might not remember me, but I haven't forgot
how I botched my conversation with MC Frontalot
I approached him with notions of networking and criticism
But what I managed to articulate was the opposite of witticism
I psyched myself up and I gave it my best shot
But I whizzed it down my leg in front of Frontalot

Fronting in Front of Front

Rap game Charlie Bucket; I'm just lucky to be here.



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