just another the same same & same puppet because i love kris$!!!

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This is the “[PIPEJAM] Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (it's the best au ever and nobody likes yours haha) “Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet”. Think about it, many people have made AUs where "Spamt" takes the role of “Kris$ (this is kris$ btw :3 if you even care.. ^_^)”
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[K]: (As I walked through the alley, I noticed a strange figure before me.)
[K]: (Tall, broad shoulders, seemed like a tough nut.)

did you say something? :[$]

[K]: (The man spoke to me, a gruff voice, but not a smart one.)

watch your @*#$!%# tone buddy. :[$]

[K]: (Ach, a vulgar beast.)

YOU KNOW I CAN $^@%!&* HEAR YOU? :[$]

[K]: (The man seemed to have the ability to read minds?.)

LISTEN UP @$&#*!^. I DON’T KNOW WHAT KINDA GAME YOU’RE @#$%^*& PLAYING BUT I- :[$]

[K]: You’d like to play too? No, you like it? No, you won’t join in?
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song by: pepper!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by the salt block (he’s not himalayan, but we still love him.)
AU by pepper, with help from salt, garlic, and onion
Serious art by garlic
Deux is pronounced like “dœ” with no x btw which is stupid
Mario shit was smoked by @krei-diy, it fucking ruined me
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We’re not gonna make a BIG SHOT
TSS&OP was so good we made it again... but worse..

[DEMO] $%@#+, To the “First Degree” - [Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet]

another the same same & same puppet because i love kris$!!!

This is the “[PIPEJAM]🖱️(A) Here's my deal! (B) MY DEAL IS NEAR.. (C) heeere comes my deal” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet”.
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DONT *$&%@^) INTERUPT ME, I HAVE A- :[$]

[K]: A what? A mission? A theory? A GUN?
[K]: (It seems the cretin wants to give me a task, a menial one no doubt. And he’s willing to use FORCE!)

YOU STILL #$&(%#^ SAID THAT OUT... nevermind :[$]
i have a &*$(#)@ QUESTION for you. :[$]
do you know how to- :[$]

[K]: How to cook? Draw? Write?

HOW TO ^$&%@)! FIGHT. :[$]
you really are a god&@#$^!- :[$]

[K]: Wretch? Failure? Legend?

@$$#@!%. :[$]
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song by: pepper (whats 9 + 10?)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by the salt block (he’s not himalayan, but we still love him.)
AU by pepper, with help from salt, garlic, and onion
Serious art by salt with special guest MSG!
jalapenis hahahah
mario shit was smoked by @krei-diy, it fucking ruined me
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a dirty, dirty double dipper

[DEMO] GET THE @%#&!*$??:[$] dont take my #$%@!^&!:[$] $#!+! AN #$@%&*^! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

sorry, what did you say? oh... eh, i’ll do it tmr

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This is the “[PIPEJAM] Justice Served Warm” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The + Same+ Same ++ S
Same Puppet”.
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♪ ~ Deep in the Purple
- FORTRESS of HACKS - South West Quadrant - Pop: est. ~40

>→ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙʀᴜᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛ ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴛ ꜰɪʟʟꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ... ←<
>→ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴅ. ←<
>→ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴄʀᴀꜰᴛᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀᴠɪᴏᴜꜱɴᴇꜱꜱ, ←<
>→ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ɪᴛ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛꜱ ᴏᴡɴ. ←<
>→ ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ! ←<

>→ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ! ←<
>→ 50 ʙᴜᴄᴋꜱ ɪꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ! ←<
>→ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɢᴏɪɴɢ! ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ! ←<
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song by: ..oh shoot i forgot, come back next week
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by MoistCr1TiKaL
AU by pepper, with help from salt, garlic, and onion
Mario shit was smoked by @krei-diy, it fucking ruined me
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[DEMO] Deep in the Purple - [Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet]

blah blah imagine i just glazed kris dollar
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This is the “[PIPEJAM] …” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The + Same Same + Same Puppet”. Check out my cool dog!

%@#^ IT! :[$]
HOLY $#!+ you $@(%!^& SCARED me. :[$] 
you can’t sneak up on people when they’r- :[$]

[K]: When they... are working? When they don't want visitors? When they are hungry?
[K]: (Perhaps he wanted my apple... I threw it at him and it hit him square in the head.
[K]: (I let out a soft chortle.)

you really are a piece of $#!+. :[$]
what i meant to say was you can’t sneak up on people when they’re in the middle of a %@#$^&! WAR. :[$]
haven’t you noticed? :[$]

[K]: (A trick question perhaps? He wants to test my awareness before asking for my business!)
[K]: There is no war, gas man!

no war- what do you..? who have i been... :[$]
HEY @#$%&^. don’t try to TRICK ME like that! :[$]
if there’s no war, then what’s the point of me even... being here? :[$]

[K]: A good question my friend! Do you want me to find out more of your “war”? I am a detective after all!
[K]: (I had found my way in, he’d surely have to accept m-)

LISTEN UP @$%#^&. I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR %#$&^@! NARRATION.  :[$]
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO #$@%^!& HELP ME. INFILTRATE THE HACK’S FORTRESS AND FIND OUT WHERE HE KEEPS HIS &@$#^!+ GUNS. then get OUT of my- :[$]

[K]: Your hut? Your-

MY #@$%!^& HAIR. :[$]

[K]: (He drove a hard bargain, but I saw a way in.)
[K]: Ok gas man, but how about you give me a little compensation?

50 bucks. :[$]

[K]: DEAL!

good. get the $@%! out. :[$]

[K]: Yessir

[DEMO] ‼️ (BANG BANG) - Gunshots in the streets? RUN AND HIDE! - [Deltarune: TS+S+SP]

OHHHHHHHHHHH :[$]
KRIS! DID YOU SEE THAT?? :[$]
SNIPED!! :[$]
CUHHHHH-LIPPED!!! :[$]
OOOHHH I #$@%&^* GOT HIM :[$]

[K]: (This... gas man. He's so... VIOLENT.)

BOIII :[$]
WHY YOU SO... :[$]
TRIGGEREDDD!! 😎 :[$]
LOLOLOLO :[$]
pass me my mountain dew, kris. :[$]
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... im so sorry

MLG - [Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet]

We met in 220 B.C.E. and have been spicing the world ever since~!
"el lavadero" -pepper
"el diablo" - salt
"el jueves" - onion
"el pepe" - garlic
+ special guest, the msg mvp - "cierren el gas"

glorious gumball seasoning squad

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