AMUSEMENT PARK (NUMBER #1 SINGLE 1ST RELEASE)

yes paul simon.. wow . . paul simon.. yeah.. #1 rap god is paul simon.. #1 rap god is paul simon .. yeah. . i'm going to go to the grocery store with paul i'm gonna buy my groceries.. i'm gonna buy a tomato and a head of lettuce and asparagus paul will select all the fruit he's good at selecting hte fruit he knows when to pick bananas. avocados are paul simons favorite fruit he also likes startfruit that's his other favorite fruit it's exotic just like paul *wow* he's such an exotic guy yeah i love paul simon.. i've known him since i was 7.. we were playing baseball up behind my house with paul simon .. wow you're such a great singer i wish i could be you cause you're such a great singer folk star 2014 you're such a good singer and i wish i coudl be you "paul simon" yeah wow where is art garfunkel.. i don't know.. "paul simon" i put out a warrant for paul simon's arrest yeah i put out a warrant for paul simon's arrest he was creeping me out so i put out a warrant for his arrest paul simon came to my house paul simon came over to my house. why was he chilling at my house. i still don't know till this day .. but me and paul simon became best friends we vowed that we would be friends till the very end and now we chill every second of every day 'i love ou paul' oh wow thanks for driving with me to the grocery store ~wow~  thanks for coming with me to do my laundry  ~wow~ the laundromat was really far away but you came with all the way to the laundromat ~wow~
oh wow paul you're a true friend oh wow paul you're hte very best jesus christ paul i love you so much oh my fucking god i love you so much look at the sunset with me from the roof 'oh my god' it is the most beautiful sunset i have ever seen and it is because you are here with me paul simon i love it because you're here with me. i love you so much i could kiss you on the lips i love you so much i could kiss you on the lips i know thats kinda weird but get over it because i love you so much i could kiss you on the lips me and paul simon we kissed each other on the lips we kissed so hard we kissed each other on the lips and then i noticed that my dick got kind of stiff and then i kept kissing paul simon on the lips wow me and paul simon ended up having sex what's that all about? i never have sex for dudes except for paul simon he's the very best i'll only have sex with paul simon uh yeah wow he's my only partner - he's my life partner. i don't want to commit myself to anyone else cause paul simon is my life partner ~wow~ we got married ~wow~ we had kids ~wow~ we got married yes we adopted two kids me and paul simon live in detroit we love detriot we truly love detroit it's the best city in the united states. detroit -best city in the united states 2014 me and paul simon living in detroit.. we love cincinatti so much that's our second favorite city in the united states third favorite city is portland oregon.. after cincinatti and detroit. paul simon packs up his things he only has three things - a shirt and a guitar those are his things shirt and a guitar those are his things. i am his third thing those are his things. shirt and a guitar i am his third thing wow paul simon i fit in your suitcase that's so convenient i fit in your suitcase dont have to buy another ticket for the plane i fit in your suitcase.. fly me from detroit to cincinatti .. best flight ever.. detroit to cincinatti    i am in a suitcase    paul simons suitcase he declares me at customs he goes to jail he stays in jail no one posts his bail he is locked in jailL art garfunkel rescues him. art garfunkel rescues him he's not super happy but he rescues him flies to cincinatti to rescue him wow paul simon your life is a mess what are you doing? why are you in jail? please come back to me in new york we'll rcord a hit single and make lots of sales ~wow~ we shoudl get reunited ~wow~ i have been so retarded ~ wow~ let's get the band back together. "simon and garfunkel""simon and garfunkel" nah yeah best folk musicians yeah wow they put me to shame wow now i cry everyday cause paul simon has gone away uh i'm alone in the world i'm alone in the world    paul simon come back paul simon i love you somuch   PAUL SIMON i hate you paul simon i hate you i hate you paul simon wow it's been a long time it's been a long time since we last spoke it's been 10 years since we last spoke 10 years has flown by since we last spoke i just wanted to let you know that i am ok with you now i'm not mad at you anymore i'm not mad that you ran away with art garfunkel even tho he's kind of a knucklehead he's kinda dumb i was cooler and i was hotter but i'm not mad but i am hotter ~wow~ you are so retarded ~wow~ i hate everything yo ustand for ~wow you are the worst person i have ever met and i love you so much ~please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me please come back to me 10 lonely years please come back to me 

PAUL SIMON (NEW BEST OF 2014 #1 HIT SINGLE)

COUNTRY HOUSE - "HARD Twerking track" *~Charlize THERON*

STEVE JOBS IS ON OUR SHOW i AM Steve Jobs 

STEVE JOBS (STEVE JOBS IS ON MY SHOW)

2015 THE YEAR OF CHIEF KEEF

RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE HARD, BUT FORTUNATE DAD IS A RELATIONSHIPGOD SO I WROTE THIS TRACK FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS A RELATIONSHIP 

RELATIONSHIP GOD (NON-MONOGOMOMUS

NO NEED FOR ENTREPRENEURSHIP (FORTUNATE DAD IS SUCH A GREAT ARTIST AND RAPPER THERE IS NO NEED)

This track goes out to all the teens / glow of youth / fortunate dad loves teens / uh
i don’t mean to be a dick but i hate you you’re an idiot / uh i only care about teens the only thing in the world i like is teens / everything else just seems obscene / but i truly respect teens / when you’re a teenager you don’t give a fuck / when you’re a teenager you flip people off / and then you get into a fist fight and whoever is stronger is better / i think that is how things should be / i think that teens should rule the world / i think that teens should run the government if they did the world would be better / yes, the world government run by teens 2015 they don’t give a fuck they are great they will make this united states such a great place / yeah / fortunate dad was never a teen fortunate dad was born a dad / fortunate dad was never a teen fortunate dad was born a dad / have ou ever seen a person run a mile in under ten minutes if you have then you probably were a teen / if you haven’t then you probably weren't a teen / have you ever seen a person pole vault 1,500 ft. if you haven then you probably were a teen / if you haven’t then you probably weren’t a teen / yeah uh teens love sports yeah they love sports cars and girls and boys and doing fun things like bowling at the bowling alley / they drink milkshakes every day. they like to fly in airplanes / they don’t mind heights / they don’t have anxiety disorders / they run around in the grass and have rosy complexions and they fly in the clouds and they fly in clouds yes teens cans hover in the sky / yes they can shoot lasers from their eyes / yes they can make earthquakes happen just by getting really mad / uhhh / uhhh (fortunate dad was never a teen) yesssssss (fortunate dad was born a dad) / uhhhh (fortunate dad was never a teen) / teens an fortunate dad will toilet paper your house and if you complain we will give you a flushie and if you get mad we might just kill you and if they cops find out they won’t arrest us because we are teens uh i roll in a gang of teens we roll 30 teens deep and we cause so much trouble and we chew double bubble and we go hard in all of our sports cars and everyone is afraid of us but they also say hey to us because we are the sexiest teens in town and we rule the town and everyone knows that were badass and everybody knows that they can’t fuck with us yeah we roll deep we are in a gang we roll deep our gang is called fortunate dad and everyone thinks that we are rad we are between the ages of 12 and 19 no one is 11 and no one is 20 we are just teens uh yeah wow were cool uh yeah we swim in the public pool and everyone eyes us with respect and everyone thinks were the best and everyone thinks that were sexy and everyone thinks that were cool and everyone wishes they were our age but no one is our age but us / uh UH uh UH uh uhhh uh uhhhh why do we have to share the planet with old people it seems super fucked that old people even exist uh yeah spray paint this wall uh yeah burn a hole uh yeah in the ground and then fuck it on a dare uh yeah jump a hoop uh yeah skip a rope uh yeah swing on a swing at 3am while very stoned uh uh yeah I’m a teen uh uh don’t fuck with me uh uh i could punch you out bench press 250 uh yeah uh uh yeah uh uh yeah uh uh teenagers / yeah theres a light on in your window / I’m gonna throw a rock at it and hope that you sneak out and if you don’t ill be angst and if you do we will go to fosters freeze and get donuts and get milkshakes at 3am its so romantic and i love you your parents think you’re sleeping that makes it even better and now that we finished our donuts i will drive you home.

GLOW OF YOUTH (FORTUNATE DAD WAS BORN A DAD)

MACARONI GRILL (STORY TIME WITH *FORTUNATE DAD*)

('ICE CITY STORIES TBR ASAP AUG')
TRACK LIST
ICE CITY
SHONZAI 
BOSSA
PACHABELS CANNON
FORTUNATE GOD
(#1 SMASH HIT SINGLE OF 2014 AND ONWARDS)
"I LOVE YOU HANNAH" - FORTUNATE DAD 

fortunate dad is back... moist boys... shower boys. uh .. yeah.. i'm living in ice city.. yeahhhhhhUHHHH. i'm living in ice city and i don't like to live here it's the worst city that i have ever lived in and everybody who i know here also hates it but they still live here uh yeah i'm spending money on my rent that i'd rather be spending on hanging out my friends uh i'm spending money on my rent that i'd rather spend making ends meet.. the ends are loose like... yeah what do you know about ICE got no friends what do you know about ICE.... i am sick what do you know about ICE i'm depressed whta do you know about #ICE freezing in an ice cube out in SPACE freezing in an ice cube UNDER THE OCEAN freezing in an ice cube in my apartment even though it's hot out i am FREEZIN fortunate dad only knows ice city from looking at his iphone fortunate dad only knows ice city from looking at his iphone. fortunate dad is a gentle soul he doesn't want to hurt anybody and he doesn't want to take anyones money and he doesn't want to take anyone's belongings.. fortunate dad has friends - 3. fortunate dad has a family - 3. fortunate dad lives with people -3 . fortunate dad makes hamburgers - 3. shower boy 2014 shower boy moist as fuck uh yeah part of the dream team #1 dads in the business everyone's gotta eat vitamins for their health (shower boys). i see people .. they look depressed or they look happy.. more peole look neutral they are the ones that make me anxious .. uh yeah living in ice city it's the worst yeah it's the city that i feel is truly cursed everyone's sad the sky is gloomy it is the summer why is it raining. i feel lonely i wanna die i don't have friends here i just have people that have my phone number . fortunate dad is sorry. fortunate dad just wants to have a loving home environment with some kids not in ice city. ice city yeah.. life is so expensive up in ice city no one can afford it no one wants to live here but everyone lives in ice city. what am i doing in my life ( i love you hannah) i never know,... i've never known but i love you girl and i wanna live with you in ice city if that's where you wanna be i don't pay rent i can't live here for free i will get a job i promise you that i won't stay home all day ah. yeah uh fortunate dad just wanted to make a track about life in ice city and now he's giving it to you free of charge you should be thankful as fuck.. uh fortunate dad loves you and respects you.. and if you have a strong opinion he respects you. fortunate dad is an apolitical figure. 

ICE CITY  ('ICE CITY STORIES TBR ASAP AUG')

THE NEW VIDEO IS HERE...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU

FORTUNATE DAD IS A SINGULAR ENTITY IN AN CONSTANTLY AMALGAMATING WORLD.. fortunate dad RESPECTS amalgamation AND INSPIRATION THAT COMES AS A PRODUCT OF DIVERSITY... FORTUNATE DAD STILL NOTICES AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF STAGNATION and SAMENESS DESPITE THIS PHENOMENON - ONE THAT SHOULD FOSTER THE ****exact**** OPPOSITE - FORTUNATE DAD, FOREVER STRIVES TO BECOME A SINGULARLY POIGNANT, FUN AND GOOD DAD IN A LANDSCAPE FULL OF BAD DADS. fortunate dad doesn't BELITTLE middle of the line dads, that are undeniable better than BAD DADS, HOWEVER TO BE THE ***MIDDLE OF HTE LINE *** AT ANYTHING IS CLEARLY REINFORCING THE PATRIARCHAL MODE WITH it's WEAK AND UNEMPATHETIC RESOLVE IN THE WORLD - TO ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW OR SEVER ONESELF FROM THIS SYSTEM ONE HAS TO EXCELL AT THEIR RESPECTIVE FIELDS WITH AN ATTEMPT AT TRUENESS, AN ATTEMPT AT PRAGMATIC MEANING IN A LANDSCAPE CONSTRUCTED FROM DESPAIR. THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS, TO BE A DAD, AND A GOD.

BLOW IT UP (DARKEST, HEAVIEST TRUTH TELLING TRACK)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU

SHONZAI (DARKEST DISENFRANCHISED TRACK)

LIVE MY LIFE UNDER THIS *PAIN RAINBOW*.. WE LIVE IN AN AGE OF THE *PAIN RAINBOW* WE LIVE IN A DAY AND AGE IN WHICH THE *PAIN RAINBOW* DOMINATES OUR LIVES AND MAKES THINGS HARD. YES, WE ARE VIOLENT. YES - WE ARE RETARDED. YES - WE DESTROY THE PLANET. YES - AND WE DO IT FOR NO REASON. I CAN DISCERN IT SEEMS ABSURD THE *PAIN RAINBOW* GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND FILL THE EYES OF THE BUSINESSMAN AND FILL THE POCKETS OF THE BUSINESSMAN AND OVERFLOW INTO THE STREETS, ALL OF THE COLORS WILL BE BLEACHED AND THE *PAIN RAINBOW*'S POTENTIAL WILL BE REACHED AND WE WILL ALL DIE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. UH THE *PAIN RAINBOW* DOESN'T LOVE YOU UH THE *PAIN RAINBOW* IS GONNA KILL YOU UH THE *PAIN RAINBOW* IS REMORSELESS, EVEN MORE REMORSELESS THAN FORTUNATE DAD. I AM HERE TO WARN YOU ABT THE *PAIN RAINBOW*. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU YOU ARE GOING TO BE KLILED BY THE *PAIN RAINBOW*. UH YES SEE IT IN THE SKY... NO... MAKES ME INSANE. *PAIN RAINBOW* MAKES ME FEEL LAZY BGECAUSE I KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS BAD... UH.. YEAH.. *PAIN RAINBOW*..*PAIN RAINBOW*..*PAIN RAINBOW*

PAIN RAINBOW

THIS IS THE MOST DEDICATED LOVE SONG. thank you CARAVAGGIO. 

PACHABELS CANNON (MOST DEDICATED LOVE SONG 2014-2030 BARE MINIMUM)

FUCK YOU, R KELLY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

wodr

r kelly what have you done? r kelly what have you done? what have you become? where are ou now are you a lone in your room are you locked up, in the dark where nobody respects you your wife left you your friends left you now all you have is your dead mother. what did you do to me, I used to be a super fan. what did you do to me I used to love your music I used to keep it on blast when I drove in the car with my mom I told her that you were were the best yes she loved your jams yes my family loved you yes we wanted to have you for dinner but yes now we know what you did. you are a bad man a very bad man you are the worst man i have ever seen you should've gone to jail but you didnt I hope you go to the penitentiary oh r kelly you are a loser  oh my god what have you done? you were a teen did you forget? you used to be a teen. people are confused you are confused it doesn't confuse what you've done please go to the cops and tell them that you are a monster. psychological perversion. sponsored by a troubled youth. communal reckoning. pathological aberration. admit what you did that's the first step. admit what you did to become better please admit what you did we're all waiting for you to get better we want you to get better that's all we want we want you to be a superstar we know we think you're great we think you're great too please be a super star. to be a superstar you have to be kind you have to be patient you have to be loving you cant molest people that's the opposite of being a superstar. yes... r kelly we had high hopes for you. ah yes i'll never listen to ignition ever again if i ever hear it i will smash the radio into a thousand pieces. if i hear it at starbucks i'll burn it down if i hear it at american apparel i'll burn it down if i hear it at urban outfitters i'll burn it down and then punch the manager right in the dick. rip off his dick. i'll cut it off. rip off his dick fuck you r kelly. 

R KELLY 2 2 2 (WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???) SAD SITUATION

666 (SATAN IS AN ECO-TERRORIST)

no judgment for the soul..

yes, eugene has been the producer of fortunate dad this entire time... slow braised . https://soundcloud.com/eeuuggeennee/self-portrait-1

DONT JUDGE ME  (PROD. EUGENE)

DONT JUDGE ME (TANKOREAN REMIX )

BLOW IT UP MUSIC FILM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agiz2zlxZBU

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FORTUNATE DAD IS NOT A BRAND AND IS BEYOND A LIFESTYLE. THE EMBODIMENT OF RARE DOMESTICS THAT HAS DEVELOPED FOR YEARS TRULY BASED DOMESTIC 100 S/0 TO EVERYONE WE LOVE #CUISINART #CHIQUITA #MAGICBULLET #STEVEJOBS #APPLE #PAULSIMON #SIMONANDGARFUNKEL #APPLIANCE #DETROIT  #BLESSED #DOMESTIC #RHYMES #CUISINART #CHIQUITA #PAULSIMON #LOVE #TRAPGOD #HOUSEKEEPING #MAGICBULLET #APPLE #STEVEJOBS #ONEIDA #FABULOUS #FORTUNATE #DETROIT #DRILL #CINCINATTI #CHIEFKEEF #BARD #BILLGATES #POSTDUBSTEP #POSTHARDCORE #FABULOUS #NEWBALANCE #GUCCIMANE #SQUAD

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