People often ask 
me why I’m so helpful 
to white women 
with tasteful tattoos yet still I am 

A normal man
A normal man
A normal man
A normal man

I have many gay friends 
each one are complex  
they can not touch me 
as they may rape me 
I once had a sister
she had a girl friend 
very interesting 
so my friends told me yet still I am 

A normal man
A normal man
A normal man
A normal man

I wrote to my heroes at EA sports 
thanking them for making Fifa 16 
they responded by thanking me for my casual racism 
and paying £250 for the special edition pack 
the letter also enclosed a lock of Ronaldo’s
that proudly hangs above my house 
I let my children play with it every night 
I film it and put it up on Facebook it gets 19 million views every night 
I use the ad revenue money to by boring clothes for boring clubs and boring sex yet still I am 

A normal man
A normal man
A normal man
A normal man

I stalk war heros 
I help them cross streets 
so it can be filmed 
so that you’ll like me
when I get home 
I sit alone 
polish mirror mask 
for women to wear to bed 
I know it’s strange 
just helps my cum yet still I am 

A normal man
A normal man
A normal man
A normal man
A normal man

Normal Man

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