We tried to record the full version of this today, but the wind ruined the end, so heres the least tarnished part as a bit of a teaser.

Laze Around Teaser

Our first proper recording.

Lyrics:
Ditch them dishes
Burn those biscuits
He'll say you're lazy while chugging his beer
Secreting on the chair I only just cleaned

Only put out what the man put in
Sluggard for Sluggard doesn't equal the sum
Only put out what the man put in

Get up deary I something for you 
A week of secreting in extretion and bleach
Get up deary I got a job for you
face and hands down the toilet and heals on your feet

Oooh don't you look a treat
Sliding on soap suds
Coughing up sheets
Oooh it's all in your hands
I am out the door and

Only put out what the man put in
Sluggard for sluggard doesn't equal the sum
Oh only put out what the man put in

Oh so now I'm home
Only to find my man
Fizzing at the gob
Tanging of bleach and beer
Belching at me
Congested in quilts
Biscuits ablaze
Kitchens cremating
A wreck of a home to call an abode
So I must clean

Clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean
Clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean
Clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean

A wreck of a home to call an abode
A wreck of a home to call an abode
Oh god I must clean

Oh I'll only put out what the man put in
Sluggard for sluggard doesn't equal the sum 
He tried cleaning I'll die cleaning
Only put out what the man put in
Sluggard for sluggard doesn't equal the sum
He tried cleaning I'll die cleaning
Only put out what the man put in 
Sluggard for sluggard doesn't equal the sum
Only put out what the man put in
Sluggard for sluggard doesn't equal the sum


Four-Legged Myrtle