Frank Hazzard and the Sky Monkeys were formed in the late 6th century AD.... with some cat from downtown Glastonbury saying at the time ...'hey guys you'll never make it, you just aint got that commercial Razzamatazz that we're looking for right now..ynow the beyonces an the jay-'ma home dog' zees of this world.....know what i say bruv..spect an that but its a big hairy world out there right now innit' to which big Frankie Hazzard with his grizzly beard, his size 17 bike boots an legs he size of a 1000 year old bleedin oak tree stepped up ...picked the guy off the floor between his fingertips and said..'listen ma man...ya sad round little table has lost the fckin plot son...that aint no fckin rock festival now is it..its a friggin pop free for all.. and were here to bring it back home you bloody plum..now go an get the fckin horses sorted for my fckin monkeys innit!!' .....the rest they say is history....

Fraank Hazzard