**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In this SoundCloud late upload we have AIR WAR which is the FRB one from codenames against CAR BOAT which is the ANYTHING from Poll Mines. Got it? Me neither.

Gamer as Car Boat
Shimario as Air War 
Written by JustGamer and Shimario
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Shimario

Car Boat:
Rolling up to the battle, car boat got hard flow
Such a dope idea, rose to the top of the charts yo
For an inside joke, bro, you’re just so lame
I mean does anybody wanna play Codenames?
Firing shots, won’t get caught in your wind
You botched as a hint, I got us the win
Your whole shtick’s just nothing that I care for
I’ll just say it: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR WAR

Air War:
Ok so basically tornado is like air and America has been in a lot of wars so when you put the two together
Wait fuck it’s my turn shit
I don’t got time for explaining, I’ve gotta cut to the chase
I’m sending bombs flying - I be living up to the name
Whatever genius mind was the one to come up with me 
Must have a dick in his head, yeah, fucked in the brain
Think you’re important? Well from what I’ve gathered 
No one needs a Car Boat, not even a Spymaster
This Jackbox bit should know I’m deadly
So just start weigh-in your options, and see if you ready
Can’t get any words out, it’s like your voice broke
So hard for you to say shit, I’ll just call you Toy Boat
Any set of words could’ve popped on this chart
And despite that, “winning” is still not in your cards

Car Boat:
Can I be honest? Those lines were lacking
That shit made no sense, it’s like all your hints are cashed in 
I’m the sleekest and meanest in spy fashion
Game over once you pick me, cause I’m the assassin 
Gamer’s reaction made you, otherwise you’re lame man
Coming from if Guess Who was made by charade fans
To stay afloat, there’s no room for misinterpretations 
So you should take a crash course on communication
Yeah you know this Car Boat rhyming’s heat, dawg
So give this battle a like, and repost to defeat Walk
Face it, I’m number 1, there’s no other fuckin option
Looks like this ain’t gonna be the first poll I’m topping

Air War:
Bro you ain’t no soldier, look at your lame ass
You got me feeling like Ethan man, your game’s trash
Matt’s team was right, you have zero appeal
Who the fuck wants a submarine with wheels… (TRUE)
You’re a useless cunt, you can’t fucking step to me
I’m goddamn air bitch, you know I’m a necessity 
I keep going up, it’s obvious I carried dude
While you’re trapped in the mines, cause I just buried you

Air War vs Car Boat - FRB vs Anything!

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/gjgQvZi3o9fFXj119

FRB Brawl: Rematch's third battle of Round 1 pits the creator of Super Star Rap Battles, Jofinity, against the creator of Nugget Rap Battles, Nugget.

They say third time's the charm, but this is neither Jofinity's nor Nugget's third bout. Will Jofinity's many FRBs help him be crowned the super star, or will Nugget's begginer status (and swag) help him have this win in the McDonald's bag? Be sure to vote so that one may advance and one may wallow in shame.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by 2Deep

Lyrics:

Jofinity:

I’m ‘bout to eat and you won’t be a *Happy* Meal, chief
Fuck McDonalds, I’m bringing some real beef
Packin’ fuckin heat, and I’ll do more than popping corn
Cuz I’m leavin’ no crumbs for you to eat off of the floor

You live under a rock if you think your kiddy shit is ballin’
You musta crawled up from a hole straight outta Kindergarten
I’ll show the mods a dogpile when I beat this bitch
You Nugget Dog: stupid ugly piece of shit

All your fans are dead. And it’s not that your battles hit
You pump out the schlock, but they’re practicin’ abstinence
I’ve never seen a kid be so proud of all his junk
He places better on the talking charts than Battle of the Month

Think you’ll beat me? You must be smoking that “grass, man”!
Nugget’s wanted for ten counts of sexual harassment.
But don’t take it from me, let’s hear it from your loving fans
Creepy Pedophile DK: Yeah, I love Nugget, man!

Nugget:

So Jo, do you think you’re a good foe? I say no!
Cuz you’re not funny you’re more so the joke!
And getting well known in the community was a slow start
Yet I only took half your time to stick or star 

Went through your catalog and it showed you ain’t a hassle 
Since the disses you get from uploading hit harder than what’s in your battles
Just like when he drops on events, nobody cares for him
You lost to two Brit’s and now two Americans 

Jo, sorry bro, but shouldn’t battle the best
Or you’ll be cut off like battles from your direct 
But I digress, I mean it was an honest mistake
Just like those “creative” decisions you make

The whole time finding a beat with you I wanted to die 
It was so bad the next day your computer opted to end its life!
And no matter how much you improve it’s never enough 
So here’s a tip, bud. Give up! :D

Jofinity:

Say I should give up, but you quit your job cuz it’s a bit hard
Went from theater ticket-taker, to taking them in cars
I know you can’t relate, but right now, I am seein’ red
You thought that shit was good? Wait, are you colorblind or deaf?

You would’ve had some material that isn’t lame
If I had hit send that one time I mistakenly misspelled your name
We all pretend to like you, you’re FRB’s villain
And he thinks he’s got a shot at top 10? …Let’s kill him

Nugget:

You may be the wheat, but you won’t eat this beat 
Leave you like your 5 fans; starving 
 5 is a little too nice, maybe none is correct?
Because i've only heard silence in your public 

Just like your request for roles, hmm, though
I do plan on getting you as Rivers Cuomo
But you need to go if you think you’re the joker
Nugget just stole the show, so sorry, itsJover

Jofinity:

Anyone else think Nugget is a stupid little fucking bitch?

Nugget:

Anyone else think Jo ruined Bolt vs Puppington?
And the only thing he’s good at is making people mad

Jofinity:

(Grrrrr) That’s it. Me. You. Krusty Krab!

Jofinity:

…I went from rags, to riches!
Admit it, evildoer, you are… autistic!
You’re a racist, just face it, notoriously misogynistic,
I’d report ya, but your ass is too white to be “black”listed!

Nugget:

Fuck you Jofiny! You should have known I’m goated
While you? Uhh more whack coded 
You think you’re a superstar? I got super bars
And my next verse is going to go super hard!

Jofinity vs ItsNugget. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/pYRXJb78zv3goBuB7

The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/AcjNiBwxcvjTB7p79

The fifth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 has two titans of DRB facing off, JustGamer versus Sham.

Discord is brewing among the DRB crew. Will Gamer crush his competition, or will Sham be crowned the champion in this contest? Be sure to vote so one of these two may pick their character for the next round-- I mean, advance.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by YLF Ethan
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Lyrics:

Sham (0:12):
I guess if it's too late for me to drop this professor's lecture
I'll snap and take a shot at this ineffective director
Follow through and execute you, but it seems that's what you may want
Cause if you still ran the crew we'd stand for DanganRonpa Brainrot

And what a con artist you are, to win jack with that Barnum edit
But you couldn't garner interest no matter how far you're stretching
Your name has got community clout, sure, but what for?
A battle catalog less remembered than fucking Air War

JustGamer (0:38):
Greetings Junko, oh wait you’re not that bitch, what?
Now where will I find a lame-ass loser that’ll get crushed?
I see that Riddler costume, so a question ‘fore you start with me:
What carries your name more: These writing tournaments or DRB?

Say I can’t garner interest with my trashy Barnum edit?
Well, can anyone name a battle where Sham gets top writing credit?
This whole battle’s an Air War, how it’s a breeze with my win
Hoping third time’s the charm when Sham’s voted off the island

Sham (1:04):
Sure, mock my Survivor flop, I'll act like that shit hurts
But you miss worse, a Covid Cypher slot without a sick verse
I do admit, I gotta love your passion, you sure get around
Running all these different series... straight into the ground 

You're spitting garbage, made this battle ass, give it up, guy
Obsessed with Toneido because you're built to be a punchline
Sham to sham, cracking your self-important facade isn't hard
Said Azia's Benjamin… but you're just sad you aren't 

JustGamer (1:29):
Finally, the only reason I didn’t want you to stop 
Was so I could make some sense out of this sad-ass material doc
Deaf ass, got a dead dad, yes it really says that 
Is taking the fun out of this tourney really where your head’s at?

All those drafts you crap out but production’s never starting bro
If I wanted a slow writer white guy, I’d ask for Shimario
But just like DRB, I’ll take control over this lame poser
Now we’re both our namesakes, cause it’s Game Over.

JustGamer vs Sham. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/7g88V6jEM5PfhpPk9

Match six of Round 1 brings you Shimario versus Swoldow.

Rainbow Road has two more competitors on the track today. Will Shimario come out on top, or will Swoldow take a dub as big as Don Bongo? Wait... WHAT out on top?! Be sure to vote, the race to reach the finish line begins now.

Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by MasonG
Prod. Marsad Men

Lyrics:

Shimario: 
AYYYYYYYY - Take a guess who is back
Take a guess who’ll be the best of the pack
Gonna beat anyone that steps in my path
So just like this Mimikyu’s neck Imma (neck Imma) snap
 
You just can’t hold a candle
When your gross ass channel is in total shambles
Man you peaked with a fan edit (yikes!)
and your biggest playlist is the one for the bonus battles

So yeah, jokes are the last thing you should try to make
You want proof? How about we rewind the tape
To when your shitpost took so much time to play
It ruined the call for the entire day

And let’s talk Survivor, I don’t even care how you treated your friends like they’re pawns
Nah, how about how you had an FRB just like this one - and it was why you lost (bitch!)

Swoldow: 
Stop the high-pitched screeching I’m swapping it with a proper verse
Can’t tell if it’s your next battle or your balls that’s dropping first
You act like I’m a monster, funny that this juror’s quick to judge
‘Cause you sit, finishing each month, telling FRB kids they suck

You’ve panned one of my edits from years ago?
Your demand for edits is when someone DMs Rabi and then hears a “no”
I’m a fuckin’ Mimikyu and yet you’re still somehow more of a meager clone

Bringing up April Fools for the billionth time
That bits a broken record, getting old and feeble
But I could fill up millions of royales
With the amount of time you take up speaking over people

Take your flows and leave, bro. 
Every time you spit all you’re getting is just negative progress.
Like Minus World but even more of a never ending hot mess.
This match will end just like that battle and you’ll flop, dead.

So let me give some advice ‘fore this tyke tries to cram another hundred words on a page
Wanna bring up my past and not look like an ass? Maybe don’t be someone who yelled slurs in a rage.


Shimario:
Damn, that shit sucked 
I guess your material doc lied
Cause it said that all you were good at was writing
And those are your words, not mine sooo yeah

Say my edits are samey, I got that (yeah)
and I’ve made my mistakes man, I got that (yeah)
You see all of this shit that you can say about me, and I bet that you want that
Cause bitch you got jack

You may wonder how you’ve never once made an impact, but I know how
You were known for your slideshows, but took so many L’s that you’re just known as a sideshow now
 
I won’t say you’re incompetent 
But there’s a reason why I’m thriving and you’re just occasionally popping in
You’ve been here for twice the time that I have
And I got 4 times the accomplishments 

In the community this guy’s plummeted
I’ve already got more subs and likes coming in
Yeah it’s a new age - I’m one of the guys running it
So I’ll start respecting my elders when I’m one of them

You get an idea and you murder it quick
Dilly’s whole series? You’re worsening it
I can see why all of your microphones blow
Once you touch something, you turn it to shit

Swoldow:
Oh please, dude.
You think I wanna fuckin be you?
You couldn’t even be yourself without flopping
You’re rapping like it’s CoC 2.

Make like everything else that you suck at and leave dude
Can’t diss me for shit, it makes sense you dropped reviews
And let's playing? Honestly, nobody’s watching 
This immature fucking monstrosity squeak through

A single second of run time.
Check your own analytics ‘fore you try to affront mine
Couldn’t nail a speedrun time
So it’s clear why nothing that you edit comes out on time

You can keep your achievements and seethe
‘Cause 1-1’s the only grass you’ve ever seen
I got a life outside of this shit
While you got none left, game over, bitch.

Shimario vs Swoldow. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/9wLKRM9F1n5pHzjs8

The seventh match of Round 1 brings you Cri versus Nooby.

There is a lot at stake for this match. This rap battle is truly eye for an eye. Will Cri have the most fire work, or will Nooby get a pass to victory? Be sure to vote to practice your constitutional right.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Produced by Epistra

Lyrics:

Nooby:
Let’s get this started, right,
Just like your PC over PVP; it won’t take that long to rock the open mic
I’ll put it out there before this guy goes in to recites his rhymes
Don’t credit me for any ‘fire hazards’ that he might incite 

And that’s saying you’ll “blow”, buddy, just check the flow
From your battles to your body, it's clear the vision doesn’t show
Although, I know the line between the two always gets blurred
So try not to slip up, unlike the time you said the “N-word”

Cri:
Talks how Nether sounds like the N word? You're quite the shit talker
Cause blowing things out of proportion is all you can offer
But you slurred a slur towards Tyler, accidentally called him a fag
And avoid responsibility like you pushing away from your dad

And bro, look at all your series none of them got that far
Ironic Type 2 diabetes but couldn't drop a single bar
So make fun of my vision? Such a creative decision!
Cause given how many projects you kill Mattie described you with precision

Nooby:
Sure pal, whatever fits the occasion
Man. I sure do love spreading around misinformation.
You say I push away from my dad? That part I hardly get
When the relationship with yours could be considered “long distance”

Hop off, when it comes to D Riding, you never quit
Heard you like to hone BB’s with a “C” at the end of it
And hey, I know you said you’d do it when you turn 30
But before these votes come in; maybe kill yourself early.

Cri:
Wish my power out again it made ignoring you easy
I’d tell you to get fucked but you’d stream more porn in a VC
Cause when I throw a dog a bone, I help kids with their shit
But when you throw a dog a bone, you draw her with tits

Cause he’s like “It's just me, I want a battle. Anybody care to write
Cause i love leeching off my friends like I’m some sort of fucking parasite
But if you want me to work myself wait ‘till my next hiatus ends” 
So call me your sister with a bat your ass got beat again

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Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa) VS Carlos Ortiz (Detroit: Become Human) - Rap Battles of Whatever

i was definitely planning to upload this for halloween! happy hallows ebe! 👻

haileygolden as Sayaka Maizono 
Spadical as Carlos Ortiz 
garbageGothic as Mia Fey
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Trakked
Beat by Pendo46

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz! Begin!

Sayaka (0:12)

My name is sayaka, but i dont wanna know your name
Look at that, you cant fit your ass through the doorframe
But if you did, (yeah?) you wouldn’t turn the knob (uhuh?)
You couldn’t get your ass offa the floor to get a fucking job (damn)
I’m good at singing, so I’ll share a few notes
Last night i gave your mother 28 stab wounds bro
Y’know, your stank ass corpse was left bleeding here for hours (yuh)
We should switch spots cause you really need a shower (yeugh)
I go hard with the bars im singing (yeah yeah)
With all those bottles, you don’t need bars to drink in
it’s got me thinking bout the bots you’re killing
Its quite ironic that *you’re* not the one living! 

Carlos (0:46)

I didn’t hear a thing you said, didn’t get that
You think your words got me dead? Bro I’m deadass
Baseball star stabbed you, and now I’ll do the same thing
Hey, your blood’s pink and I’m a racist
Your rotting ass blocks the pass to get to the toilet
But diss me for smell? Can’t have a shit in detroit, bitch
Your boyfriend was wrongly blamed, could barely solve your case,
Those digits couldn’t point at Leon when you scrawled his name
It took metal to beat me
Your plan to get out got turned on you, just like the stupid message you’re leaving
Said you believed in him, Makoto’s dumb enough to buy it
He couldn’t notice all of the red flags that were rising

Sayaka (1:20)

Nice try, but I can actually perform on mic, ‘cause like
I’m the one who’s idolised, you’re more the idle type 
You got a robot ‘cause you’re too lazy to do the chores you make him do
But in the end, he made sure that you paid your dues

Carlos (1:32)

Bitch, you’re just a fake, tell it to the kid who’s printing away
A million pages of this fictional babe
To fill up his place, but lemme just say it’s not that big of a waste
‘Cause when I swing I won’t be missing your face

Mia Fey (1:42)

Objection! Taking the stand, it’s Mia Fey!
I won’t let this racist old man make any claims!
The defence is ready against this dead guy,
But your smell is one more thing that's gonna give me a case!
I’ve read the files, and when he gets high off red ice, 
He’s bound to slip if pressed just like Redd White
He won’t need to get a life, I just gotta tell my client
Set aside the weapon knife, he’s already dead to rights

Sayaka Maizono VS Carlos Ortiz - Rap Battles of Whatever

Ping trakked for lyrics sorry 

made by benjamin
Jeff voiced by Jofinity...
Trakked voiced by Rap Cypher....

Thank you Valonide

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
my name is jeff, you know my attacks are savage 
My status is magnate, no kid I a-trakked the masses
is it any wonder that i’m turning Ashes to ashes
fuck rap cypher, you know my business gets more human traffic

got famous for a battle with the russian sleep experiment
so it’s funny that nobody’s gassing up your other dreary vids
ask trump, the shit i do with oranges is drastic 
but even that’s not as tragic as that mandarin castin 😬

TRAKKED:
yo it’s trakked, best audio onlys in the game, bro
because “i land” disses that’ll surround you with this great flow
ghislaine’s a baddie and im smackin her ribs
leavin’ trakked dead, you kid, cause you’re attracted to kids!

got cri and em as sad satan, so you know im quite used to
battles with layered pedophiles with a short sighted view
hiding in the virgin islands, heh virgin, that’s funnu
Plus
*random horse nuzzles me*
Easy now buddy

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
don’t call me a pedo cause I’m rich and pet dough
booger eating soundcloud fans are your only kind of net growth
you named your series “rap cypher” yet neither word applies
call you trakk-ED, cause on a beat you fail to rise

you got that chatgpt flow, your fake rhymes are hopeless
another jeff battle with an ai opponent
im so sick on these streets, leave a bitch shook with ease
you’re gonna have to add this one to your big book of “beats”

TRAKKED:
i hear you like clintons so i’ll tailor this diss to match your needs
this battle’s gonna end like mortal kombat - “fatality”
now ive seen fake suicides tear cliques apart
but the difference is, like your shitty guards, we actually missed the “mark”

bitch im cracked, rest assured im spitting facts
i’ll have you pissing yourself, bitch, call me urinary trakked
try to make a play against my diss cards and get discarded
jeffrey epstein didn’t kill himself? about time he started.





This is to make fun of Jeffery I do NOT support him and I never did

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