Azia as Lofi Girl 
RaccoonBroVA as Kousei Arima
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Cover art by M!CAH
Art in Cover Art by Charles Draws

Lofi Girl (0:13)
Uh, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to revise
At least so I can put my mind to writing lines to fight this guy
I'd turn my headphones up a little to drown out your music
But it's useless when you'd do it to yourself, all 'cause your trauma's ruthless! 
(Hit it)
You really just don't know when to quit it
With living in the past like a haunted spirit
As a child, your skill built you a positive image
But you tore it apart in your music exhibit
It took a dying girl to push your limits
But you didn't wanna pay her visit
When she fought for her life with her failing condition
Just 'cause you were jealous of her friend, what a dimwit
My pen game’s divine, man, check my assignments 
A's all around, you fall flat in the C (sea) that you're trapped in
Your whole life, you've come across violence/violins
Both from the love and the mom which you're lacking 
Face the facts, kid, your existence is tragic, you get beaten up everywhere you go  
And gave your fans a sour taste in their mouths, like you just played them one of your notes

Kousei (0:54):
I often feel trapped, yes, but you're no exception 
Forced to listen to the same songs on repeat 24/7
I can sense the torment in you, your soul’s gradually decaying
Even I don't suffer that much from the music I've been playing (Uh)
You're counterproductive, waving a pen back and forth will not get you the grades that you strive for
None of the tests you've prepared and revised for could compare to all the demons that I've fought
Sleep, you're deprived of, while I am simply unrivaled if we talk musical style
The pianist idol, you just sit idle slaving away with your notes in a cycle
Took over ChilledCow’s channel but you ain't got any beef
You're telling me this Miyazaki reject is my enemy?
Quit selling me your vinyls with recycled compositions
Jade, don't mess with me - in song I'm known to crush my opposition! (Ohhh!)

Lofi Girl (1:36):
I'm taking notes, you can't hear ‘em; to Ryota, you're an interference 
Between him and the girl that you're missing, lied to up until her disappearance 
Feared you couldn't play like you once did; fell from the pedestal that people put you on
No wonder you kept beating yourself up with such an abusive mom 
Don't you get it, Kousei? It's your fate 
Everyone that you love’s being taken away
Couldn't find time with Tsubaki to play
‘Cause you were too busy getting slapped in the face (Ay!)
I can see why you and Kaori match
You're the brains to her brawn ‘cause a brain’s what she lacks
Nothing measures up to the scale of your strife;
All the joy that you’ve felt were short-lived like her life

Kousei (2:02):
I've been taught by the best to not do my worst
And I've caught the attention of all to my work
Jade, you've fought to impress them and leave them immersed
But you brought only dread like you sold them your merch
And I ought to address the barren way that you look
I'd bring more emotion to a keyboard than you could
Face it, you will never top me in fights
When I redesign that face like a copyright strike 
I’ve been moving people with my music since I was a kid
You’re stuck in the same spot for schoolwork, hoping you don’t fail at it
No family in sight to shed any shred of remorse
Just a Whisper to our Hearts, and it's time I finally silenced yours (Shhhh)

Lofi Girl vs Kousei Arima. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & RaccoonBroVA)

Finally, I made one battle I announced in an FRB direct

Furret: GarbageGothic 
Temmie: JesseBoxVO
Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat roduced by: Call Me G
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Tumbnail by: M!CAH

Temmie: (0:18)
(Fast rap starts)
Welcome to da Tem Shop! What can I gets ya?
If you try to steal my tem flakes, we will drain all your health bar
See the story Tems got? It's tough and solid. You bet-
Our army is tem-fold. But I just need a pokeball to play ya
(Fast rap stops)
Does anyone remember you outside memes? In recent game, Furret's not even mentioned 
You're simple; no matter the consol they will be at, Furret stays walking in just two dimensions.
When Tem watch egg, Tem is a proud parent
When pokemon hatch egg, bad trainer abandons them (Oh no!)
Not even Nurse Joy could patch that wound
Tem gives bigger shocks than Pikachu ever could (Owowowowwo)
Tem fought in great battles, Tem high in education. Furret has worst strategy Tem has seen
You check others' attacks and then leave, (coward!) and the same happens if you rap on Tem's beat

Furret:(0:55)
Walking out of my place on Accumula Town. I was looking around for a good face-off 
I dig dug underground, and look what I found! Unikitty, but she now can take her face off
Battling you doesn't sound ethic
Stretching lines like they're your limbs; athletically pathetic 
You can't think outside your box and overall, you're dyslexic
You're not suited for battles. You belong on Pop Team Epic! 
If I walk in then you should know the battle's over. I don't need to use Hyper Voice to get this through your cranium
You shouldn't have insisted in a battle of lyrics. Fly with lines like a Sentret; Pokemon Stupendium
You're worthless, no wonder your shop under a cave. Frisk was the first only real client that ever came.
Do you like minigames? Call this Furret's Frolic; we're stay ballin' in your face

Temmie:(1:16)
You talk about hoomans? You're a slave to your trainer
While we fight to break a barrier, you fight for your master's labor
So don't go around saying you’re a fighter, you liar! 
Immune to ghost types, yet you resort to ghost writers

Furret:(1:41)
Say whatever you want, at least I know how write my name
Unlike your people and the 10 year olds that play your stupid game
Try to beat me? I refuse, 'cause it's not hard to deduce
All you have is trash. Stay collecting "dog resedus"

Temmie:(1:50)
What did you say about my dog resedus? You will regret this. 

Furret: 
Uuuuhh, what-?
(Beat comes back abruptly)
Temmie:(1:58)
I'll stretch you with my limbs 'till you almost wanna barf, then I'll drag you across the village from afar
Then I'll take my armor and beat you senseless until you're good enough to wear as a scarf
Did you know Sentrets get anxious when alone? 
You will feel the same when I hit you with a stone
Next time you wanna talk shit, beware 
Because Furrets can't walk if they're stuck in a wheelchair

Furret:(2:17)
I'm not finished! Consider your whole village diminished when I burn the place and make your race extinguished
As a hunter I'm distinguished: I chase my foes like it's tag, and when you're it, your life is relinquished 
Other Pokemon can fly and shoot laser to the sky
But I'll be the one to make you scream and cry when you die
Now every monster will see this when they come around the block
No more Tems, no more nothing… just walk.

Temmie: 
Maybe let's forget about this. Wanna get tem flakes? Yaya! :D

Furret: 
Oh do I! Let's goooo! ^w^

Furret VS Temmie - Rap Off!

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

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The fourth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch's first round brings you community veteran Danii versus newcomer Bird.

Hispanic. Avian. Swag. Epic. These are all words that have been used to describe this battle (citation needed). Will Danii steal the win like Big Al (not talkin chemyKing) stole Buzz from Toy Story that one time, or will Bird swoop in and take it for himself? Be sure to vote to let your voice be heard (by one person).

NOTE: Due to extenuating circumstances, Bird has regrettably had to drop out of the competition. Danii will advance to the next round, but please vote earnestly anyway for feedback and statistical purposes.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by insaneBeatz

Lyrics:

Dani:
Bird is going cuckoo if he's gon be on my cock
Worst is that he will lose and end up with his shit rocked
We ain't playin' chicken in this pool, I'll bring the mop
and uhh, fuck your other name, no one cares or says that shit anyway
I'll piss on your grave but I think that it's a friendly thing
'cause I know you don't shower Ms. League of Legends vs Anything
I fight dirty, got no pussy or battles for murking
Your bum ass workin’ at Raising Cane's the only way you'll serve me, bitch

Bird:
Mr. Mario Voice, those pipes best pipe down;
Oh Danii boy! What, too many nights out? 
You’re rizzing up grotesque chumps, it makes sense you’re a misfit
With no business quitting scenes ‘fore a good battle rendered in,
Dan, read ahead, and break away from this whole rap thing,
even this diss located nothing without ethnic casting,
Now flashback, I’m asking if the half-ass got past me…? 

Dani:
But wait, I've heard people say to cast Bird
If Calvin, Rosenthal, Light or Iris somehow ain't available
or Jacob needs his dick sucked by you for you to be traceable
Bellibolt vs. Gritty 'cause I carry this replaceable
Stay down, whore, what you openin' mouths for
'cause that entire verse was really showin' you fit Clowncore
and I thought you southerners would hate our asses if we came
But now the voters are like Jason; ain't you just some VA?


Bird:
Whore? Please, you’re the one asking for money:
Mixing up your commissions makes you more a D. than Luffy, 
cherry-picking your words, as if it's better to go alone
While I carry Jacob's channel, you don’t care for your own, 
And I can tell ya why every song of yours falls flat:
Works at a TV station; knows not a thing about Broad Casts.
The people come to me if they want funny reactions, cuz
clowncore works more than an "after-the-fact" joke status does

Danii vs BirdJormungandr. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/RxKpcuJDSdiXzxRM7

Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch's match number 8 brings you history with the first 1v1v1 FRB, CherryJacob vs King Ducky vs MidgeCat.

Hijinks are about to ensue as a free-for-all brawl breaks out. Will Jacob capture the audience, could Ducky float through this challenge with ease, or will Leo conquer this tourney for himself once more? Be sure to vote to bring order to this chaos.

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell & Kyu Tracks

Lyrics:

CherryJacob:
Entering this competition, I expected a challenge
One look at the opposition and I know that I have this

Rewatching your battles, your channels give me hope
Real suffering isn’t known but you’re both pretty close

So, will Ducky sink or float? Once he’s royally flushed
Bro’s used to being off flow, best leave the toilet seat up!

Oh, and also, he didn’t earn his title
He should drop it like the subs in Medusa vs Midas

That’s right Midge, I didn’t forget about you
This ain’t Survivor, you ain’t out of the loop
Got Midge in the name but you’re not fly dude
That shoe only fits when you suck off Psytube
Now, I predict, that you’ll focus on my age
Instead of getting creative and using your brain
But, you only make waves when you stir the pot
So, I don’t need AFLAC to ensure your loss!

King Ducky:
Brawls are cutthroat and your flow seems lowkey all weak from the get go
Callers unknown, raps worse, phone-y? Oh! Because he doesn't demo
"Pairs which Cherry picks are one-note" to only watched for Dans editing
(Me:) Pros breeze off firm and cleverly. (You:) Pokemon versus Anything!

Shitting planks now man? New relations took lifetimes to add well.. ship
Don't rap round it, you've been waist-in much time like black belts bitch!
Gainst old Jacob best no waiting to wreck their weak blurred ire
Took some rounds, to snuff out his whole flame like FRB survivor

One and all of Midgechamps events collapsed in fact oh lets list them
Twitch and the sad attempt to run a brawl that didn't go the distance
VA but all too “sniffled crystal meth” (ugh)
See they should call you little littleflecks (ha!)

Mrs.gets hit’s psytubes' character which has him the abusive Mr. 
You peaked at Waldo duking Slender so why'd Kanal miscredit you as Grimper?
His best bets to surrender, can't parry me, Perry seems too defeated (Haha!)
Yeah yeah, I'm taking names but in terms of your old one? You can keep it

MidgeCat:
Nah I wasn’t done I just needed a change of batteries
If you doubt my battle skills then better check the gallery
Mewtwo, Kamren, Icer, Iris, Jade 
I took down handily
Now you think “King Ducky” or Jacob Jr. frighten me?

Man I am so fucking sick of these talentless upstarts, 
buddy you are not hard
‘Cus you paid off Ritchie, RNG or Dan
with your Mum or Dads bank card
Congrats you got a flashy vid, but strip their editing
and what are you left with? 
Pepsi vs Cola…

And now you stand for yourself
All alone you wrote that verse, so let’s check the results
“humma Psytube fly dude” 
Ugh. Christ
My man you’ll be working at that fucking Starbucks for the rest of your life

I am still not convinced King Ducky’s real, Jo you made that up
What’s the problem boss?
You couldn’t convince Seth to join, or what
So you brought nobodies in for easy kills or added fluff
Either way these newbies gonna learn 
why I’m the fucking boss

King Ducky vs Cherry Jacob vs MidgeCat. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"