If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

[Podfic] 'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 17

China Town Blues

city lord 38

Oceans Roar

Stacks on Stacks

MFR 36

MFR 39

[Verse]

Sparks in the dark, ignition in my veins

Concrete jungle, running tracks, switching lanes

Words ricochet, my pen spitting grenades

Got the hustle in my chest, it never fades



Steel-toe flow stomping cracks in the earth

Grit in my teeth, every rhyme giving birth

Blood in the cipher, raw like a new wound

Bassline thumping, heartbeat in full tune



[Chorus]

Charging, surging, volts through the mic

Power in the rhythm, electrify the night

Charging, surging, unstoppable fight

Every word a lightning strike, I ignite



[Verse 2]

Shadows creeping but my glow never dims

Gold chain heavy, sweat dripping from my limbs

City symphony, the grind's my violin

Echoes in the alleys where my story begins



Blueprints scribbled in graffiti's art

Streetlights blinking like my beating heart

Fistful of rhymes, aiming at the throne

Every syllable carved like it's cut in stone



[Bridge]

Charging, relentless, can't cut the wire

Fuel for the engine, I'm my own supplier

Fire in the circuits, beats getting higher

Voltage overload, burning the entire empire

Stacks on Stacks

Freddie Whitehead

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