Promised to nap and keep watching, that brat’s dishonest

Too bad that the daughter’s past captures all the backlash and trauma

Monika: 
I gotta stop you there--our dress code calls for much more cloth
Okay everyone! Watch me roast a giggling gullible gaudy Gotham goth!

Sayori:
Oh, Is it a boy?

Monika:
No.

Natsuki:
Is that even a person?

Monika:
I like to think she’s a groupie for the traveling circus
Your childish fighting ain’t out-rhyming my writing
You were assigned as a sidekick, now you’re a psychotic side chick
If they made comics ‘bout your childhood, I’d reach for the tissues
‘Cause this room would fill up with way too many issues
You’re a psychiatrist? From what I deduce
You must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse!
But if I beat you in this battle you won't get out of the ghetto
Still flattered to meddle with tatted crack addict Jared Leto
Cuz no matter what you offer, he won’t like you in the first place
You’ll never swing your bat hard enough to get to 3rd base



Harley Quinn: 
I wasn’t gonna go here, but bitch, you asked for it
Yer man’s running off with girls that are 18 with an asterisk!
Laugh about my past, soon yer in a crisis
Cuz as Doctor I'm licensed to silence this virus
Ya think Prince Charming’s waiting on the other side
In reality, it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs
I’ve fought with bats, cats, crocs and my future spouse
Girl, you got your ass skedaddled by a computer mouse
So these theories say your game is grim?
But your third eye’s blind if you see a working dating sim
You’d die without attention, and you call me crazy? Please!
You sound like you're used to getting killed by MC's



Sayori:
Hang on, all your marriage attempts had loose ends
Tighten up your lines if you’re gonna be a nuisance 

Yuri:
I hate to spill the tea but your options crushed down
Either a self harming love or getting cut out 

Natsuki:
Put another crew together and soon you'll be gone
The audience would snap next if your movies went on 

Harley Quinn:
Oh boy, oh boy, what is this? Some kind of suicide squad? 



Monika: (1:34)
uurgghhh
Your poetry is lifeless! You lock yourself behind your bars
Learned so much about psychology but lose against a broken heart
All these fights, for a mother it seems wild
It's like you call yourself a bird of prey cause you took flight from your child!
Oh! We're living in a world of infinite choices
But your rap is like your mind - pointless infinite voices
Cuz you're poisoned! I'll destroy it! You could never lock me up
Yesterday - Justice League! ; Today: Just Monika!



Harley Quinn: 
You went all MacBeth on your small talk buds
Which turned your festival into the cockblock club
Yer a Hole in the Wall of all the problems you're crossed in
Pretend we're back in act one, yer love is not an option
You couldn’t get’cha puddin’ so you pushed into the software
Still yer lover wouldn’t look and you went crying ‘Not fair!’
I’m flipping the script so you can’t predict what you read
Yer rhymes won’t make the final cut, this bitch is getting Yuri’d!
And if yer not the key to dough, they'll stop your Doki beat
So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC

Monika vs. Harley Quinn - Rap Battle!

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Eric the Audible and Snakebite126

Azia as Matilda
HalaCG as Eleven

Beat Prod. by:
Epistra & Freshy Kanal

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by:
Sebb

Thumbnail by:
Rabi

Lyrics:

Matilda:
Out of all the children I‘ve seen - I gotta say none are quite this crazy
Looks like my clone dropped out of school - and dressed herself up like Slim Shady
I solved your origin story, yea, you stole the powers right off me
So there's no need for me to ask "Eleven, Do you copy?"
I’m making you choke like a vile cake when I’m dropping you off at your final stage
The only thing you dropped in your entire mission was your little town’s survival rate
At 5 I’m at a riper age, 
It’s my books against your primal rage
You can dress up like a goth all you want, 
but leaving everyone behind is not a childhood phase
And I might relate, but even I was raised in a brighter place, 
at least my whole life ain’t a chase
How can you know what a truth is when everyone uses you only to lie to your face
It’s awful how your show keeps dragging on
If you think you’re memorable, then ask your mom
You wanna stay safe? It’s best to keep the gate closed
Not giving you a fake name, but soon you’ll be a Jane Doe
You think you’re covered? You must be out of your mind
Cuz any trauma could devour your life
A freak of nature and a coward inside
I'm in the spotlight, you're the power supply

Eleven:
You threaten me not to stay close, please, you’re acting as if you know me
But I wouldn’t mess with this telekinetic or else we will both get the nosebleeds
Let's backtrack to all these monsters I fought while escaping my father
While this lab rat got her teeth sharpened, you were barely even a daughter
You’re math class, I’m street smarts and I’m flipping what that prison taught her
So tonight it’s time to burn the books of an antisemitic author
I’ve dealt with a couple of secret agents too, but I don’t befriend liars
Yea, Danny Devito is like D&D; a cellar without Byers 
I see you leave eating that cake to your friends, no defense against this accusation
Half your movie’s zoomed in on your shit eating grin, I’m begging for sensory deprivation

Matilda:
The badass of Hawkins back at the office?
Lab rat is locked in dad’s cabin
Promised to nap and keep watching, that brat’s dishonest
Too bad that the daughter’s past captures all the backlash and trauma 
A fast flash was all your sad cast had brought in
Your audience is as dead as your father 
now the crickets applauding are the only Hoppers you got left - Drop it!
Following your heart has brought you nothing but your misery 
they sent you on a mission and you sent ‘em to heaven
I stay organic, you’re a product with an eggo obsession
Your mind is fake and manufactured, call you Seven Eleven
Cuz you ain’t ready for the world, you’re getting everyone in trouble and your friends all take the fall for you wherever you dwell
From your parents to your buddies to your halloween debacles, you lost so much, even your friends call you L

Eleven:
You spent years studying the classics
So why is it you still fail in practice
Get traps set like you’re stuck in home alone scenes
Your raps sound like you wrote them in the chokey
I’m out beating mouthbreathers, save your breath for now
Or do I need Christmas lights to spell it out?
You were big back in 1996 then skedaddled
And I’m the reason why they clicked on this battle 
Better hide yourself cuz you could never stop my town
You look up to me like you’re stuck in the upside down
You got beat straight each day when you fumbled with your buddies
This cliche’s Bee-grade, always running to Mrs. Honey
But these days she gains her only attention from being Ben Shapiro’s cousin and that really says it all
Because any possibility this bookworm's giving me a beating is always gonna be purely hypothetical
This pea brain couldn't fight the hypest psychic, you'd wish for a mind like I got 
So why don't you fly off high, kid, add this to my list of Mike drops

Eleven vs. Matilda - Rap Battle! - ft. HalaCG & Azia

Freshy Kanal

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