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Freshy Kanal as Pennywise

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Fel and HippieRat

Drawings by:
CyanCoat

Beat Produced by:
Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by:
Sebb

Lyrics:

Freddy:
Laying you down to sleep, for 2 decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck, let’s throw a Penny in the well
It’s prime time for a rap battle, bitch, 
dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit.
Yea, Sticks and stones can break my bones, 
But words? We both know they kill you.
So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will match up with your bed
Cuz my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get
Make this spider a joke, it's a meme on the web
You ain’t hot shit like Curry, now you're a swedish-
all you can eat dish, bon appetit, bitch!
You’ll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker’s chairbound, can’t stand up like your comedy

Pennywise:
And here comes...Freddy’s.. New..
Nightmare, biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the 80’s, reboot fucked up 
You’re officially the leader of the boomer’s club
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the baby from "Freddy got fingered"
But the Nightmares won't be coming back soon
You're out of your airtime. Do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is who would win here? 
The Alien or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss cheese lookin motherfucker walkin on my streets
I’ve always been the king of Derry, you’re the Dairy Queen
Cuz I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high, I make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up 
you aged and you couldn’t stop
Your face replicates your plot 
a game of connect the dots!
Your rating is severed, flopped; 
they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought, 
you raised, blew up and p-p-popped

Children: 
1,2, Freddy’s coming for you
3,4, better lock- 

Freddy:
My count rounds out to a thousand, you're grouchy 
Left people howling more about your idiot townies
You’re not even allowed the best clown flick
in the same fucking year your lousy sequel came out in
You're scared of Maturin', and so your M. O.'s eternal
You'd shit your sewers when you see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Bitch! Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook
You're helping me slaughter people by making them read your book
So It looks a little stormy for your sewer orgy
You didn’t reign before me! 
I’m the GOAT, you’re horny!
I’ll stick to spreadin’ teens over bed sheets
While you’re left melting into a puddle, how’s that for a wet dream?

Pennywise:
You’re more of a downfall than Maine storms to my main form
Your last one turned out like I ate your writers in a brainstorm
Go sleeping on these flows
I'll have Freddy's battle weapons shredded to Eddie's medicine
So he dreams of gazebos!
Tongue twist a buttkiss like your final girl did.
It’s a multiplayer game when you’re in my world, bitch!
I’d say go cry to your daddy, ‘fore you eternally rest.
But your mailbox couldn't carry the paternity tests

Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger - Rap Battle!

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Alex M. as Sonic
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Mat4yo as The Flash 
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Art & Animation by
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Written by Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Evan, Creep Switch and Mat4yo

Additional Help by:
MetaMachine & Gamingplush64

Beat prod. by
Kustom

Audio Engineered by
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by
Sebb

Storyboard by
Freshy Kanal

Directed by
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by
Fightmarker

Special Thanks to SlimPlay

Thanks for Watching!

Lyrics:
Sonic:
Bring me in and the mic is gone
A gaming icon; speeding past your ass since 91’

I’ll fire up the track and fry up the “fastest man”!
Already cracked an Egg, now I’ll put a Flash in the pan!

I’m the Megaman for Sega fans, dedicated to best foes
You could never Top me, even if you went Rogue 

Flash back to the past, in case you didn’t know
Your mommy kicked the bucket cause you’re too slow!

You sunk into your guilt but you couldn’t take the blame for it
Cuz when she went out of the picture your daddy got framed for it

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt, your family can be-
Nevermind-  you turned your ex to .exe


Flash:
I feel suspense but it needs some sense, 
couldn’t you have tried this sooner?
Always squeeze in trends 
to receive more friends 
but still can’t blow up? ok sonic boomer

Work and love are two ends of the rope
You keep the ring in the pocket and let her sleep in the friendzone 

Put on some clothes, or do I need to address
That Flash is my name and not a request

Drop out of the olympics, it’s a big fat excuse
Keep living in the Shadow of people fighting in red suits

I’ve been in first place since before you were born
I make new 52, you make more 34


Sonic:
Cute setup, but it really ain’t my style
It doesn’t take Tails to tell I’ll run a mile

I can make you transform before you attack back
Just drive into Sonic’s and you’ll return as fat flash


Flash:
I’m running on water, in seconds I’m past it (oh!)
While you flow like someone who can’t swim!

I know the truth hurts, your zoo herd of losers
Cursed Sega so much, they’ll call you the blue slur


Sonic:
I’ll teach your Speed Force a free course in spitting a verse!
You bit the dust like this was Crisis on Infinite Earths

News Flash! There’s a new flash! 
He Zooms past! Leaves you last! It’s the blue dash!

You went out with a terrorist? Just to get used at S.T.A.R.?
I guess we could say your date took banging a bit too far

Let me give you an idea of a future you can peak at
I’ll dominate DC as if it stood for DreamCast!


Flash:
I’d diss all your forms but I wouldn’t make it through
Cuz those OC’s make me sick, Soni-Choo

And in 8 whole years you pulled a whole route 
From "gotta go fast" to "gotta get sued"!

You seem to be unaware, so better face facts
This rodent is roadkill on both the rap and race track

You’re always getting stomped out and pummeled by Metal Sonic
But the Man of Steel I face is left in dust in my comics!

Your latest animation tried to stack up a Green Hill
But you rushed for bucks! Guess you’re the proof that speed kills!

No matter what design, you’ll always be a flick killer
So forget your gold rings, today you took a Quicksilver

Sonic vs. The Flash

Sonic vs. The Flash - Rap Battle!

Hercules:
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I’m supposed to slay down
I’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I’ll play it like Pain’s bout, I got superior physique
You’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
You’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run 
For when they’re trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy’s acting like a knuckleheaded fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News

Naruto:
Your story is odd, I’ve heard it a lot and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical, yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes 
Slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you Herpes 
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star Company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
Cuz you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages

Hercules:
I got issues with my family? Think before you flow 
You spent more time sonning me than you did with Boruto

Naruto:
My son fights on his own, but what about your ladies?
You couldn’t kill your guilt for a pile of crying babies!

Hercules:
Talk about fathers, I bet yours can relate too 
He figured he'd rather die than live a second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of Sakura 
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser, it's your fate
My legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
You’d only offend the deaf, your floppy sign language can’t harm me
Look at your right hand, it’s you and what arm-y?

Naruto
You underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
Cuz on your inside you’re a pussy, no-mean lion 
I summon Toads that spit more flames than you ever did 
Because you only dish fire - when your kids are at the end of it
You’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and the panic
You left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
You brought the fear in your era and now I’m clearing your terror
No matter how much you wanna impress, you’re a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery you pay to be a scandal
Stop hook-and-piling humans, you should do it on your sandals 
You chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own, you turned Olympus to a Nike shop

Naruto vs. Hercules - Rap Battle!

Bear Grylls: 
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter 
steps up to me, he’s going down... under 
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills! 
gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered 

Steve Irwin: 
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow 
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show 
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around 
If you wanna take the piss then open your mouth 
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake? 
I love reptiles but not you, snake
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs

Bear Grylls: 
Here’s another fact that you might find scary;
You belong on world’s deadliest parents
They’re pretty different, Steven, so how are you confused?
One’s your son, the other’s alligator food. 
If you want to talk about stirring up lies;   
Don’t claim you love all creatures, then disturb the wildlife 
I don’t think that they appreciate the big mouth that you bring
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting 

Steve Irwin: 
Can’t you see? Were you stung by more bees? 
The best survivor is Steve - even Minecraft agrees.
I believe every animal deserves my protection 
Although this Bear is a worthy exception 

Bear Grylls: 
Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom 
Had some valid opinions about this planet we live in, that was your mission 
with your passing did you pass on that wisdom?
No. Your family rallied to Jimmy Fallon to scavenge some income

Steve Irwin (Speaking): 
That’s a verse?
No, this is a verse.

Steve Irwin:
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant’s where you’re heading
You should teach your audience how to survive your wreck on Netflix 
That’s what you get: relying on celebrities for more clout 
It’s evident; no one clicked on this battle for the boy scout
Nice to meet ya’, you got the right idea; 
You built fires with tree sticks, but I’m the primal leader,
who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me, get in line behind PETA

Bear Grylls vs. Steve Irwin - Rap Battle!

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Jacob G as Kickass
J Morris as Deku

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Vriska and Jughead Jay

Cover Art by:
Zim 11037

Additional Help by:
R the Writer & Zim 11037

Beat by:
Audio Network

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal


Lyrics:

Kickass: 
Hey Hit-Girl, you wanna-? Oh, it’s just me
Well, uhum- Stand aside for a hero to serve the beat

Cause against me? Study up my name. 
Why don't you take a page
For someone who can make a change. 
Do what you do best: break a leg

I don't need a Sick Stick to make me spit sick
You lock the top dog, I'll bite off more than this dick, prick

You misfit, the real world ain't some class to place last, kid
Bitch, your name literally means you get your ass-kicked

Your obsession with your teacher really gives me the creeps, bro
Boku no Hero? Change that to Boku no Pico

Deku:
You’re one to talk about starting off worthless
With your daydreams and hormones, 
I wouldn’t say that you’re quirkless

So let me take the shots, but you won’t need your vest
Cause even if you’re juiced on speed, you couldn’t match my 5 percent

Cram more cheap jokes and violence, 
I’ll Detroit Smash your privates
I destroy foes with high kicks, 
you need cheap toys and sidekicks

It took one whiney white kid to almost go and unfold ya
And the size of your nightsticks? Not. Plus. Ultra.


Kickass: 
Talking ‘bout dick jokes but you couldn’t get around
Your girl’s got gravity powers but you still can’t go down

I might’ve fucked up my senses, but you still get on my nerves
Too bad your daddy couldn't pass to you his fire spitting quirk


Deku: 
Well too bad your daddy didn't pass his genes for getting murked 
You're so scared of getting hurt, you let a kid do all your work

Think you’ll leave me in a Red Mist? 
You can’t hip-hop like Tsu, though
Staten Island’s got it rough if their best hero is a dudebro!


Kickass: 
You’re one to talk about parenting, watch what you utter
You pull a momma’s boy household by disappointing each other

Drowning in your mourning, dude, you would beg to reach my tier
Shit, retitle this “my wetsuit Vs your self pity tears”


Deku: 
I'm strapping armor, 
while you're bragging 'bout that wetsuit you're repping?
You spent too much kicking ass in a Walmart clearance section

But you said you wanna make up for your mistakes?
It’s a bit late
This dickface draws his path in the shadow of Nick Cage

Keep running yourself in depth with all the chaos you're causing
I’m gonna show myself out now and share that cocoa with your coffin

Kick-Ass vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle!

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

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