- = LYRICS = -

Everybody’s a little afraid of the dark.
But if you’re ever feeling brave…
You can find me there.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
I’m a creature of the night; I’m not ya boyfriend.
Suck ya pussy like Dracula, fuck ya like Frankenstein,
Either way ya put it, I’m a monster between ya thighs.
Hairy like the Wolfman.  Hairy with a wolf dick.
Make you my bitch then fuck your wolf tits!

I’m not in love.

You’re a cunt, but I like what I see.
And I’m gonna grab ya by the pussy.
You’re on the rag, and you’re nice and bloody—
I’m a zombie…and ya sure look yummy.

Trick'r treat, mother fucker!  I’m the real monster!
I smash ya clam with my claws like a lobster.
Fuck ya, then kill ya, 
then bring ya back from the dead!

‘Cause I am a monster.
And I’m not ashamed.
I’m on the loose tonight,
And I’m ready to play.

We hook-up then I ghost ya,
‘Cause ya pussy’s bourgeois.
(I’m so high-class, my crabs come from porn stars!)
I wish we had chemistry. That would be great—
But you call me The Thing after watching me mutate!
Monster!  Gangster!  Entrepreneur!
This my cavalier, cocksure overture.
On my knees while ya breastfeed me,
After gettin’ denied by The Human Centipede…

‘Cause I am a monster.
And I’m not ashamed.
I’m on the loose tonight,
And I’m ready to play.

Let’s bang (bang, bang, bang, bang)…
Let’s bang.

Don’t  monster-shame, bae.
I was born this way, bae.
I got a dick for real, bae—
See my beast come out…

Now I’m headed out downtown,
Lookin’ for trouble.
Share a needle with a vagrant;
Burst reality’s bubble.
Now I’m feelin’ all the good things,
Swingin’ as the worlds sing
(Unseen colors to become a part of me).

Let’s begin,
Time and space is dead.
King, I am:
Watch me chop off your head!

I am a Xenomorph facehugger,
Deep-throatin’ ya.
I’m Jekyll, AND Hyde—
Ya know I’m a stud, right?
Curse of The Mummy,
While you’re in my tomb.
18 and up?
You’re done and doomed!

‘Cause I am a monster.
And I’m not ashamed.
I’m on the loose tonight,
And I’m ready to play.
‘Cause I am a monster.
And I’m not ashamed.
I’m on the loose tonight,
And I’m ready to play.

(Yer goddamn right!)

Locker-room Talk Mixtape (2020)

Monsters

Fresh Young Dolla & DJ SIDS - Welcome To Tha Cockpit, Vol. I (Mixtape, 2014)

Where it all started...

The Squishy Pumpkin Thugs Present: THE PUMPKIN BUMP

Jam-Packed!

-= LYRICS =-

Verse 1:
[**D.J. SIDS:]
Yo, the cosmos is mine! You best step off!
Drunk in my prime-- Deep Space 9, I’m the boss!
We be bumpin’ thug shit! Burnin’ up tha fast lane,
Sippin’ “Snake Bites”:  King Cobra in my veins!

[**FRESH YOUNG DOLLA:]
Yeaaaah-  (Uh-huh, yea.)
Bringin’ back the thunder from an Ancient Age.
Rollin’ in my wealth ‘cuz I gettin’ paid.
Just came from tha bank: I got money to burn.
Do five lines an’ I’m doin’ da swerve.
Gettin’ pulled over:  Ain’t gonna take me alive…
“Gotta finish this blow!”

…Before I get another…

CHORUS (x2):
…D.U.I.:  Fuck that shit!
Another D.U.I.:  Suck my dick!
Another D.U.I.: Fuck that shit!
(I’ll be drivin’ all night long!)

Verse 2:
[**M.C. SWEET T.:]
(Haha, M.C. Sweet T.!)
Roll that blunt in a cunt!
Fourth down, bitch, go kick the punt!
Bendin’ over with a grunt, 
Don’t mind me, dude, I’m just drunk.
Bottles of Patron, suck my dick.
Young/drunk, baby; don’t give a shit!
One lick of that pussy’s like a four-course meal,
When you’re drinkin’ and drivin’ behind the wheel.
Jerkin’ and swervin’ and poppin’ pills,
Fuck, dude—ill!  ‘Dis shit’s fo’ real!

[**FRESH YOUNG DOLLA:]
(I’m!) Fresh Young Dolla:  Make ya feel so good.
I’m Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, I’m Hollywood-
(-would) you like to roll in gold?
I’m drunk, up in ya ass.
I like to FUCK in mud, girl,
I think it’s first-class.

Top down, 
Radio singin’,
Cops roll in,
But we still be blingin’!

Bridge:
Yeah. Uh-huh. UHHH! Yeah-
-now I’m dead…
and my epitaph reads: “Young an’ Drunk--
Here lies a thug who fucked shit up.
He who died havin’ fun,
drinkin’ booze, an’ drivin’ drunk,
(‘Til the break of dawn…).”

Drivin’ drunk.

Well I  get another…

CHORUS (x2):
…D.U.I.:  Fuck that shit!
Another D.U.I.:  Suck my dick!
Another D.U.I.: Fuck that shit!
(I’ll be drivin’ all night long!)

Young N' Drunk

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