Fanfics read:
Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)
Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)
Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. 

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/12/season-11-episode-11-why-did-you-give-me-a-jek-porkins-mommy/

Season 11

Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?

Fanfics read:
BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)
Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That's how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn't take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/19/season-11-episode-12-the-nascar-and-balto-museum-of-yelling-in-nome-alaska/

Season 11 Episode 12 - The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska

Fanfics read:
Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)
Elaine's Slut World (by Jack_Persona)
The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)
Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we're slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/28/season-11-episode-20-kentucky-fried-dickmeat/

Season 11 Episode 20 - Kentucky Fried Dickmeat

Fanfics read:
A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)
Squid's Ward (by diesir) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!

Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward's barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/13/season-12-episode-3-slow-dancing-with-chinese-food/

Season 12

Season 12 Episode 3 - Slow Dancing with Chinese Food

Fanfics read:
The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)
Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)
Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo Man
Don’t think The Peepee Poopoo Man
And whatever you do don’t have sex with Sans.

I’ve given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic.

Oh, and Don’t eat that french fry off the ground. You’ll get a cum cold.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/11/season-12-episode-14-adam-sandler-is-not-in-beastars-as-far-as-i-know/

Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)

Fanfics read:
Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)
A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny

David says: “Here’s your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.”

It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed*

*not a guarantee

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/25/season-12-episode-15-a-bad-case-of-salt-dick/

Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt Dick

Fanfics read:
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))
Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose

Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you're here for the fanfic episode. Right.

In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn't think I'd ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/15/season-12-episode-16-gurkle/

Season 12 Episode 16 - GURKLE

Fanfics read:
please don’t read this (by orphan_account)
Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)
smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

You know you're in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled "please don't read this". Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/29/season-12-episode-17-elvis-noise/

Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis Noise

Fanfics read:
The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god’s domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn’t have meddled. We shouldn’t have nom’d the lettuce.

Save us. Save us from…the Mitch.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/13/season-12-episode-18-an-ass-eaten-in-every-driveway/

Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every Driveway

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)
Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/20/season-12-episode-19-the-jews-4-chuggs-sect/

Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs Sect

Fanfics read:
Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account)
Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka)
HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses)
Mikey and Leo's Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius)

There's a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There's more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/26/season-12-episode-20-gohman-tamago-pops-the-squirt/

Season 12 Episode 20 - Gohman Tamago Pops The Squirt

Fanfics read:
Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction)
Waluigi's Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Second to last episode of the Season and by golly we're still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of paths crossing where none should ever meet. Anyways, here's some sexy times featuring Jewish Beyblades.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/30/season-12-episode-21-jewish-beyblades/

Season 12 Episode 21 - Jewish Beyblades

Fanfics read:
X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt)
69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

This is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we're taking the Summer off and then we'll see if we can come back occasionally once the Fall hits, but we will not longer be doing weekly episodes! The era of guests is over! IT IS THE END TIMES (no the show is not dying I swear)! And we're going out the way we came in: reading bad fanfic. One last diddlefic by Buster Manwomb before *the hibernationing* begins. It's been quite a journey getting to this zenith, now how the hell do we get down?

In all seriousness, as we shift into this new phase of podcast existence, thank you to everyone who's helped us make it this far. Happy Pride month to all, as well. We'll see you when we see you. This is not the last time you'll hear us reading smut!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/06/09/season-12-episode-22-glup-shitto/

Season 12 Episode 22 – Glup Shitto

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Fiction Every Story Ever (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Game Industry Bullshit Ubisoft Monetizes Sisyphus’ Boulder (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s been over a year since the sun has risen.

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2023/06/23/season-13-episode-1-no-you-dont-deserve-joy/

Season 13

Season 13 Episode 1 – No, you don’t deserve joy

Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val

After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. It’s notable for its length, detail, attention to character building, and of course, its copious amounts of Poképhilia, incest, group sex, and squirting. Yes, this story is just as bad as we remember it, even though we don’t remember most of it.

Bottom’s up, down your glass, grab a piece of Poké-ass!

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/17/season-4-episode-15-my-first-time-with-a-latex-glove/

Season 4

Season 4 Episode 15 – My First Time With A Latex Glove

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Moguta

Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laughs were had, tears were shed, and we definitely ruined a few legacies. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to go commission some Carl on Carl erotic art.?

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-24-dont-eat-them-grapes/

Season 5

Season 5 Episode 24 – Don’t Eat Them Grapes

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the memory forever stain us.

In this episode we finally get to the bonding ceremony (not the good kind of bonding either) – plus pizza burps and general malaise ahoy!

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-25-some-people-had-good-dads/

Season 5 Episode 25 – Some People Had Good Dad's

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Cyril, Sollux

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they’re really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indulgence from Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, and her dreamworld of Hyrule.

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-26-cucoos-and-cocksters/

Season 5 Episode 26 – Cucoos and Cocksters

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Gorejuice, RhythmBastard

The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort:

“If you’re reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I’ve been wandering these lands for a millennia already, yet I am no closer to my goal. I don’t remember who I am anymore, or how I’m able to write this. This realm, this entire reality, was created just for me by her. And she will not leave me alone. She says my blue eyes are eternal, and then I am able to see the grotesqueries of eternity as a result. I can see in all of it’s cosmic horror that I am bound to existence only as someone else’s thought. It has taken all of my strength just to write this down in the few hours that she is not here. I don’t know when she’ll return, or what awful rites of passage she will make me undergo. I didn’t want children. I didn’t want adventure. I didn’t want any of this. If you’re not simply another figment of her imagination, I give you only these words:

Do not trust Jenna. Do not interact with Jenna. If you meet someone by that name, run. Run as fast as you can away. I am already doomed.”

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-27-l-ron-boots/

Season 5 Episode 27 – L-Ron Boots

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Jared

Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life” continues. We have no words anymore. Only cat noises.

There’s no hope.

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-28-cat-noises/

Season 5 Episode 28 – Cat Noises

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Disdonn, BigAdam

That’s it. We’ve had enough!

Too many weeks of this drek lucid dreaming Hyrule Mary Sue bull. We finally reach our limit and take a reprieve from Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. We read through a few pages but then switch gears to a much more enjoyable story from a much better author, with much more well developed characters and funnier lines and everything: “Garfield Land” by the aptly-named Shakespear Hemmingway.

It was great. Maybe you do really need to go through hell to appreciate reality. Unfortunately, we know we’ll have to go back next week…?

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-29-i-didnt-give-you-handy-because-we-were-watching-space-dandy/

Season 5 Episode 29 – I Didn’t Give You Handy Because We Were Watching Space Dandy

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
Garfield Land (by ShakespeareHemmingway)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Lios, Troy

HOORAY FOR JAZZ! JAZZ HAS SAVED US! GARFIELD HAS SAVED US! LASAGNA IS LIFE!

We bask in the glory of a story that isn’t Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”. Then, unfortunately, we had to go back to “My Inner Life”. Everyone was sad. But we got by, because it’s what we do.

Fortunately “Garfield Land” by Shakespear Hemmingway warms our souls for a moment as the meat, cheese, and noodles of that famous fat cat’s favorite Italian treat warms his cynical cockles. Yes, just about anything is better than the longfic we’re subjecting ourselves to, even fanfic of Jim Davis’ rancid newspaper leavings. This story has broken us so bad. So so so bad.

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-30-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/

Season 5 Episode 30 – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Asterol, Swiss

Somewhere, out in the horizon, a silver lining is beginning to take shape. The end of Link’s Queen’s repugnant Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is nearing. In the meantime…

WE WANT THIS RIDE TO BE OVER. PLEASE LET US OFF. WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN HYRULE ANYMORE. THIS STORY IS CRIMINALLY BAD. THE SUFFERING IS REAL.

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-31-cloaca-shake/

Season 5 Episode 31 – Cloaca Shake

Fanfics read:
My Inner Life (by Link’s Queen)
The Hand You’re Dealt (by lacrimalis)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Shaggy

FINALLY! We finished it. Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic, “My Inner Life” is DONE. Holy shit, that was awful. So many cat noises. So many quotes that weren’t separated by paragraphs for different people. “My Inner Life” was freaking awful top to bottom. Join us as we celebrate the end of one of the most infamously bad Mary Sue stories in the fanficverse.

We cleanse our pallets with some Cuphead (yes) fanfiction – “The Hand You’re Dealt” by lacrimalis. It’s so well written that Stevo almost breaks down into tears of joy. This week ends on a high note, but there’s something dark on the horizon and fast approaching. Something…blue…?

Grab the fic and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/02/18/season-5-episode-32-mugman/

Season 5 Episode 32 – Mugman

Fanfics read:
Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen (cleaner version, by BeckyMac666 and SimJan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Gorillaz720 (Jamie)

This week, Gorillaz720 joins us for the first time to give some Aussie cred (even though the country still doesn't exist, apparently) to our continued reading of Forbidden Fruit by BeckyMac666. We laughed, we cried, got poo-poo in the eye and potentially compromised our ability to be hired to any reasonable employment positions.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

Grab the fics and other stuff at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/05/18/season-6-episode-6-dont-touch-me/

Season 6

Season 6 Episode 6 - DON'T TOUCH ME!

Fanfics read:
KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO (by ROCK ROJA)
My Skellington (by 666bloodyfangs666)
Be Sure To Hit The Mark (by ceasefire)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Katie, Troy

Troy and Katie join the crew to get back to (and very quickly give up on) KUNG FU TRON EL TORNEO. Instead, we move swiftly on to the My Immortal ripoff vehicle known as My Skellington. While doing this, Val yells at Stevo about babies. Finally, we read an Overwatch fic about McHanzo and a boobjob called Be Sure To Hit The Mark. Goodbye! *gets in a loud truck on David's street and drives away*

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

Grab the fics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/06/07/season-6-episode-9-stevo-please-impregnate-me/

Season 6 Episode 9 - STEVO, PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME

Fanfics read:
Morning Light (by takahoe)
In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time (by PunishedPyotr)
Roots of Life A Cradle to Love (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Marc with a C

Well, this got out of hand rather quickly. Steve Rudzinski (http://silverspotlightfilms.moonfruit.com) and Marc with a C (http://marcwithac.com) hop on to give our show some repudation, but mostly what we get are musical interruptions, pitches of wares, laughs/screams, and discussions about Man-Spider. We read three stories guaranteed (not really) to get your motor running. First, we HENSHIN up with Morning Light, a Kamen Rider Ghost fic nobody really cared about beyond having plates of laundry in it. Then, we get all solid and liquid-y with In My Defense, I Didn't Know At The Time about the awkwardness of having sex with both Snake brothers. Finally, we travel fairly oddly back into Comicsnix with Roots of Life A Cradle to Love, which hasn't gotten any better than the last time we read about Timmy Turner sitting on a toothbrush and fucking a houseplant.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

To grab the fanfics and other stuff, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/07/27/season-6-episode-16-coming-soonrecorder-for-lovers/

Season 6 Episode 16 - Coming soon~Recorder, for Lovers

Fanfics read:
My Immortal (by Tara Gilesbie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Scout, Mirri, Epidehl, Kutsu Shita, Popesloth, Wolley

Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. We pick up the second half of My Immortal and split it into three parts, for a total of six episodes of Tara’s epic goffik saga. This marathon was recorded over a total of five hours on Friday, August 17th, 2018, a few days before Stevo’s birthday. What a present for him. Wow.

In this section, we start a bit fresher, before quickly descending back into the purgatory of spelling errors, emo references, and wrist slitting. There’s a lot of people who ended up taking part, so just roll with it and forgive anyone for breaking down and begging to be released from this literary prison.

Thanks as always to our Patrons, friends, and fans!

Grab the fanfics and more at https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2018/09/08/season-6-episode-21-my-immortal-part-4-stop-flaming-da-story-ok/

Season 6 Episode 21 – My Immortal, Part 4 ~ stop flaming da story ok

Fanfics read: 
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON (by DarkDoomFireMaster)
The Flintstones Have A Snow Halation (by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus)
Nobody touches Charles! Not even you, En Sabah Nur! (by cherikstony)
Good Vibrations (by dracoqueen22)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Zak, Pope, Wolley

Oh boy, Sonic fanfiction! Never read that before. This pseudo-sequel to SONIC HIGH SCHOOL gets our episode going, and when Zak, Pope and Wolley show up, we massively shift gears. An ensemble cast joins the Flintstones and the Love Live girls in The Flintstones Have a Snow Halation. Then we didn’t have anything else really good ready so we read about X-Men and Transformers. It was a weird, weird night. I still have a yelling problem.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/08/10/season-9-episode-5-sonic-calls-anne-frank-a-loser/

Season 9

Season 9 Episode 5 – Sonic Calls Anne Frank a Loser

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy

Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/27/season-10-episode-11-the-mile-my-club/

Season 10

Season 10 Episode 11 – The Mile-My Club

Fanfics read:
Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)
Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)
WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt

Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can't wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that's also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say fuck it and read about Don't Starve, and prove that Logan is in fact a robot.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/03/season-10-episode-12-some-people-think-with-their-honey-crater/

Season 10 Episode 12 - Some People Think with Their Honey Crater

Fanfics read:
Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)
The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) - Aborted
Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) - Aborted
My Feet Hurt (by patricia51) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine

Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tried to read about Bibleman. We aborted reading that one too (seriously, why is any fic involving the bible so awful?). Finally we settled on slaying Logan on the inside by reading about feet and Resident Evil. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/11/season-10-episode-13-one-hyuk-stand/

Season 10 Episode 13 - One-Hyuk Stand

Fanfics read:
Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)
Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski,  Aleen Isley, Tom White 

This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/23/season-10-episode-14-awkward-girls-drink-soup-to-genesis/

Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to Genesis

Fanfics read:
Dares (by Snow)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale.

Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/01/season-11-episode-6-dogwelder-is-the-worst-super-hero/

Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)
Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)
Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)
Seductress (by JustSpirky) 

Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won't you enjoy?

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/26/season-11-episode-9-vladdy-daddy/

Season 11 Episode 9 - Vladdy Daddy

Fanfics read:
Encounter II (by VsaFic) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/05/season-11-episode-10-i-like-my-pussy-al-dente/

Season 11 Episode 10 - I like my Pussy Al Dente

The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).

Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!

Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays. 

To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/

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