Friday Night Fanfiction - Season 10

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Canada Gettin Yaoi With It, Eh (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Season 10 is here and I couldn't be happier! That's because I've come to realize every single time we go on break and think I'll get some free time it absolutely never fucking happens! WOO! BRING ME BACK TO WORK THEN, WORLD!

We start the season with, of course, a BusterManwomb story. We tried to read a second but shit got sidetracked way badly so we ended up just asking silly questions to each other. Glad to be back then, I guess!

To grab the fanfic(s) and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/01/10/season-10-episode-1-creamy-buttery-garlic-y-mashed-potato-ejaculate/

Season 10

Season 10 Episode 1 - Creamy Buttery Garlic-y Mashed Potato Ejaculate

Fanfics read:
Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze)
When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld)
How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9)
The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

We couldn't go two straight weeks with all the hosts being on. What a roll we were on too, right? This week has four stories. We got Pepsiman, we got the Brady Bunch, we got Club Penguin, and we got Metroid, all delivered with competence and grace without any commentary or creative modifications....(I don't think we could do that even if we tried)

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/01/17/season-10-episode-2-do-you-want-to-play-with-my-balls-by-carl-sagan/

Season 10 Episode 2 - Do you want to play with my balls? (by Carl Sagan)

Fanfics read:
Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose)
Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate)
True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666)
Fuck You (by annablack1102)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

To be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it’s extremely difficult to write a short summary describing what goes on during each episode. Heck, even if I could remember the dozens of different comedy things that happened, how could I do it justice by trying to condense it in such a short space? You know what? I’m pretty sure Bill Paxton could have done it. He could have done anything. Oh right, we did read Regular Show, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Walking Dead. There, I did my job this week!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/01/31/season-10-episode-3-the-great-canadian-wallpaper-festival/

Season 10 Episode 3 – The Great Canadian Wallpaper Festival

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond’s Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb)
yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9)
Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian)
Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki)
Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZ

Yeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests in the episodes again! And boy, do we take ’em for a ride this time. Veterans Mana and FiZ join for a plethora of variety as we tackle 5 fanfics and make it through 4 5/8 of them. First we get more BusterManwomb, which we tried to read earlier closer to XMas but we got distracted. Then, we read about Yoda’s drinking habits. Then we read a Sonic Lemon extravaganza! Then we read about Diablo and Goat Simulator. And then erotic Three Stooges happens. It is a hugely wild ride, akin to being in a Twister with none other than Bill Paxton.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/02/06/season-10-episode-4-marms/

Season 10 Episode 4 – Marms

Fanfics read:
Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, Nyami

In which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly we were going. The fic is great, but apparently not as good as Alucard's luscious tits. Disdonn and Nyami joined in on the discussion of names and tits, too.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/02/14/season-10-episode-5-pap-smear-asmr/

Season 10 Episode 5 - Pap Smear ASMR

Fanfics read:
A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks)
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl

Stevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they've mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward Watchmen fanfic about kidney stones, and that's followed up by us starting a story about the Predator. You know, like from the movies? But apparently its based on the bad movies and has multiple personal OCs in there? It's almost as fun as seeing Logan try to eat a 2 foot long burrito!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/02/22/season-10-episode-6-baby-rabies/

Season 10 Episode 6 – Baby Rabies

Fanfics read:
A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever)
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Wolfboy

Yay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn't decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team!

Cassie and Wolfboy join us as we finish an Aliens vs. Predator fanfic (well, ends is a bit misleading, it kinda just stops after realizing its emulating an awful 10 hour family car trip with cranky and entitled children who have been spoiled rotten). They also join us for a restart of one of our most infamous fics: The Tamanegi Saga! Strap in for some amazing awful Dragonball Z sexytimes!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/02/27/season-10-episode-7-our-penis-bones-migrated-from-our-dicks-to-our-brains/

Season 10 Episode 7 – Our Penis Bones Migrated from our Dicks to our Brains

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, Karleigh

And this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi Saga. Everyone, you are hereby commanded to raise your arms up and lend us your spirit as Guile's theme plays! DO YOU EAT ASS?!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/02/28/season-10-episode-8-technicolor-germany-is-gay-canon/

Season 10 Episode 8 - Technicolor Germany is Gay Canon

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The hits just keep on a-comin', just like Videl and the Z fighters as we push past the halfway point of The Tamanegi Saga. No idea how we ended up talking about North Carolina, Terminator 2, Drowning Pool, and who knows what else but hey, that's just the way this show seems to go. Why fight against our nature? Grab your flacid skinflaps and hold on for dear life.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/06/season-10-episode-9-terminator-2-the-day-everyone-did-the-mario/

Season 10 Episode 9 – Terminator 2 ~ The Day Everyone Did The Mario

Fanfics read:
A Survivor's Tale (by AshadelMG)
Kingdom Hearts 3.14 - The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm Bastard

The Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like that). We read about Plants vs Zombies and then Kingdom Hearts while ordering the saddest of pizzas. Please pity us.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/13/season-10-episode-10-sadgasm-shower-pizza/

Season 10 Episode 10 - Sadgasm Shower Pizza

Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, Katy

Somehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/03/27/season-10-episode-11-the-mile-my-club/

Season 10 Episode 11 – The Mile-My Club

Fanfics read:
Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)
Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)
WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, Matt

Hot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can't wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that's also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say fuck it and read about Don't Starve, and prove that Logan is in fact a robot.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/03/season-10-episode-12-some-people-think-with-their-honey-crater/

Season 10 Episode 12 - Some People Think with Their Honey Crater

Fanfics read:
Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)
The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) - Aborted
Bibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) - Aborted
My Feet Hurt (by patricia51) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Angelbaine

Oh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tried to read about Bibleman. We aborted reading that one too (seriously, why is any fic involving the bible so awful?). Finally we settled on slaying Logan on the inside by reading about feet and Resident Evil. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/11/season-10-episode-13-one-hyuk-stand/

Season 10 Episode 13 - One-Hyuk Stand

Fanfics read:
Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)
Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski,  Aleen Isley, Tom White 

This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/04/23/season-10-episode-14-awkward-girls-drink-soup-to-genesis/

Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to Genesis

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi's Booty World (by BusterManwomb)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Another week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We're the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two "stories" by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this time of identical covid19-style hopeful commercials!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/05/02/season-10-episode-15-corn-flake-chicken/

Season 10 Episode 15 - Corn Flake Chicken

The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).

Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!

Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays. 

To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/