Friday Night Fanfiction - Season 11

Fanfics read:
Crazy Dave’s Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)
Females Aren’t Everything (by Tafyapyap)
Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Val gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. 

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/12/season-11-episode-11-why-did-you-give-me-a-jek-porkins-mommy/

Season 11

Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?

Fanfics read:
BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)
Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Warning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That's how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I couldn't take the screaming anymore. I hope it was worth the effort!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/19/season-11-episode-12-the-nascar-and-balto-museum-of-yelling-in-nome-alaska/

Season 11 Episode 12 - The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, Alaska

Fanfics read:
Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)
A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin’ waifu husbando lists.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/02/season-11-episode-13-baked-nebraska/

Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked Nebraska

Fanfics read:
Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)
Freddy Fazbear’s Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)
Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Wow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Dr. Who. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s MY turn to get a ride on the conveyor belt. I got vaccinated, after all.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/09/season-11-episode-14-manlet-chowder-conveyor-belt/

Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor Belt

Fanfics read:
Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins)
Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much flex our reference capability: Metalocalypse and Star Wars. Oh yeah, strap in and get ready to ride that rollercoaster.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/16/season-11-episode-15-the-brendon-hamhock-episode/

Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock Episode

Fanfics read:
Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)
Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley

Now, hear me out. Don't immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it's due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn't happen due to timing and technical difficulties.

ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn't so it's still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can't get over the chair fucking thing.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/25/season-11-episode-16-my-nana-was-a-squirter-oy/

Season 11 Episode 16 - My Nana was a Squirter, Oy

Fanfics read:
I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)
Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) 

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

I'm writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don't have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and...ourselves?! What the retcon? Oh, and we read some Simpsons fic.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/30/season-11-episode-17-good-boy/

Season 11 Episode 17 - Good Boy

Fanfics read:
Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)
Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)
fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)
Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Sorry for missing a week last week, let's just pretend it didn't happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fanfic about Garashir but involving babies, Sonic in 50 shades of pfffttfbffbfbf, and Cowboy Bebop but it's not actually Cowboy Bebop. After that we get to some Naked Opinions questions cause it's been quite a while and I can assure you the side show isn't dead, it'll come back eventually just like my sexlife hopefully. Wait why did I type that no google don't publish delete draft delete draft oh f

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/14/season-11-episode-18-i-wanna-be-david-now/

Season 11 Episode 18 - I Wanna Be David Now

Fanfics read:
Link fights for women's rights (by Nonbendo)
Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)
The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This really is just the pizza time Season, isn't it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women's rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It's pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90's surfer lingo can be inserted here until you're sick of it which you probably already are.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/21/season-11-episode-19-a-japanese-tea-set-made-out-of-newspaper-and-condoms/

Season 11 Episode 19 - A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and Condoms

Fanfics read:
Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)
Elaine's Slut World (by Jack_Persona)
The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)
Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we're slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/28/season-11-episode-20-kentucky-fried-dickmeat/

Season 11 Episode 20 - Kentucky Fried Dickmeat

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter's Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb)
The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Well we certainly totally didn't stop doing Season 10 before we planned to and then ended up hiding in a cave for six months, now did we?

Yes, friends, well and ill wishers, FNF is back. Kinda. Sorta. It's complicated. We're still working out any possible schedules but at the very least some material is ready! Even though this episode was recorded in the middle of friggin' August.

No guests for now and the near-ish future, and also not every host but three out of five ain't too bad. Stevo, Logan and Shawn read a story written in honor of the baby graduating from not-born to now-born, thanks to Buster Manwomb. We follow that up with reading about WWE and Lion King but not really WWE because it's self insert or whatever. Enjoy, and hope the laughs were worth waiting for! Fingers crossed we have the next one out before the next cursed event of this awful year.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/10/16/season-11-episode-1-high-yield-nuclear-walrus/

Season 11 Episode 1 - High Yield Nuclear Walrus

Fanfics read:
Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude)
Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99)
The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

Only a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew really needs to unionize to justify such selfish and entitled behavior! Also, I’m starting to notice a trend with Season 11 thus far: there’s a lot of talk about nuclear stuff. No real reason, just…nuclear stuff.

Stevo, Shawn and Logan read a few stories: one about Gurren Lagan (featuring Jesus), one about some lawyers that star in a Capcom game, and one about a Disney property that was inexplicably popular for some reason or another. Also features a small cameo from then two-month-old Xavier! Already making his daddy proud, that boy was. 

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2020/12/16/season-11-episode-2-neopolitan-style-uranium-ice-cream/

Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice Cream

Fanfics read:
Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)
Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Wooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don't listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong ;)

This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lore with Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded, so beware some spoilers exist here. After that, a short dessert fiction course of Rambo. History is wild and wonderful, on full display in this probably true story.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/08/season-11-episode-3-squishy-ishy-cummies/

Season 11 Episode 3 - Squishy Ishy Cummies

Fanfics read:
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)
takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Hey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don't look too much into it, I know the moment I say we're on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won't hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don't worry she comes back real real soon. Apologies as this episode was recorded in October so the commentary is a littttttttle bit dated. The stories, however, are timeless.

First we read about Jar Jar Bink's non-canon daddy in the extremely trippy Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure. Then we read about Metal Gear, which David apparently has never played so don't ask him about it cause he doesn't know anything, and we end up trying to list all the different snakes in between various groans.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/15/season-11-episode-4-rouge-the-bats-mystery-shrunken-vagina/

Season 11 Episode 4 - Rouge the Bat's Mystery Shrunken Vagina

Fanfics read:
Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)
Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)
Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)
Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

YAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn't but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded by sharks and barbed wire.

In this episode we read a few Transformers Kinktober pieces, a few stories about Spider Man, and then jack into the Matrix. It was a thing! Tip your drivers.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/22/season-11-episode-5-emit-azzip/

Season 11 Episode 5 - Emit Azzip

Fanfics read:
Dares (by Snow)
69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin’ Outback (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Aaaand we’re back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let’s go with that rationale.

Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or dare billionaire action with Batman and his folks in Dares. Then we start on another bustered manethwomb epi(demi)c: 69 Hues of Chick Fil A something something something Gay the squeakwel. Gonna go grab a couple of them bloomin onion cockrings now while the oil is still scalding.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/01/season-11-episode-6-dogwelder-is-the-worst-super-hero/

Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super hero

Fanfics read:
Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))
MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Logan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it's Friday and I'm tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually funny!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/05/season-11-episode-7-pork-chops-are-my-moon/

Season 11 Episode 7 - Pork Chops are my Moon

Fanfics read:
MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful)
Easing one's mind (by Veltana)
Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Logan's back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He's totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Logan called Easing One's Mind, about Magic the Gathering. And then the next one was just fun for everyone, called Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner. Spoiler: he doesn't actually do a lot of window cleaning in it. Surprised, I know.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/19/season-11-episode-8-jace-the-lint-sculptor/

Season 11 Episode 8 - Jace the Lint Sculptor

Fanfics read:

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn
God-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)
Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)
Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)
Seductress (by JustSpirky) 

Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won't you enjoy?

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/02/26/season-11-episode-9-vladdy-daddy/

Season 11 Episode 9 - Vladdy Daddy

Fanfics read:
Encounter II (by VsaFic) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

In this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/03/05/season-11-episode-10-i-like-my-pussy-al-dente/

Season 11 Episode 10 - I like my Pussy Al Dente

The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).

Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!

Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays. 

To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/