Friday Night Fanfiction - Season 12

Fanfics read:
the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic))
Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

First episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few months have treated you well. We're tired of living in these awful, interesting times, but we're coming back to doing what we do because we know you missed us. Even if you got that restraining order against us, we know deep down you still care.

Stevo, David, Logan and Shawn kick off Season 12 with Team Fortress 2 and Cuphead fanfics. That's about all I got out of it, and I just finished editing it. It gets weird, y'all. Sorry about the anti-ASMR, but we offer no refunds.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/22/season-12-episode-1-i-live-in-creampie-apparently/

Season 12

Season 12 Episode 1 - I Live in Creampie, Apparently

Fanfics read:
Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins)
purr hormones (by logicalheart) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

And we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa.

Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there’s lots and lots and lots of awful sex going on. Then they go to the realm of Star Trek TOS where they ordered a round of Leonards on Spock sandwiches and eschew the virtues of grape nuts.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/29/season-12-episode-2-hubba-bubba-cum/

Season 12 Episode 2 – Hubba Bubba Cum

Fanfics read:
A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)
Squid's Ward (by diesir) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!

Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward's barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/13/season-12-episode-3-slow-dancing-with-chinese-food/

Season 12 Episode 3 - Slow Dancing with Chinese Food

Fanfics read:
Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad'Dib (by Jamie Smith)
At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There's a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a good chunk reading about the cock worship and nun tit slapping, and then we read something else! That something else being fanfic of John Stewart and the Daily Show. It's gooey and sticky and attemptedly sexy.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/19/season-12-episode-4-paul-atrei-deez-nuts/

Season 12 Episode 4 - Paul Atrei Deez Nuts

Fanfics read:
Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite)
A for... (by crossingwinter) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle

Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey's anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the uncensored version. Nobody can. It's too powerful.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/26/season-12-episode-5-senior-week/

Season 12 Episode 5 - Senior Week

Fanfics read:
A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account)
Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks)
Five-Star Man (by rillrill) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway.

We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Finally, we fill out those survey cards and figure out who the five star man is in Philadelphia, which is Always Sunny. Happy Veterans Day, everyone!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/03/season-12-episode-6-west-vrgyner/

Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgyner

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Writer's Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster Manwomb

We keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and applying cruel and gross conditions to them. Anyways, we kick off the December times in earnest by creating our new FNF holiday: Hentaimas! We have no idea what's involved but we like the name and despite any reddit forums to the contrary we are totally the first people to think of it.

To celebrate we read Buster Manwomb Christmas fanfic and somehow summon them into our realm to read with us. We can now confirm that they are not one of the hosts and we can possibly dovetail one of the longer running bits of the show. Or not, I can't predict the future. That's Logan's job.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/18/season-12-episode-7-terf-slapping-day/

Season 12 Episode 7 - TERF-Slapping Day

Fanfics read:
Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair)
Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty (by Staadtal)
Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord)
Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952)
In The Office (by Serenity1) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Woofy

A Hentaimas Miracle where all five hosts got to be together at least once more before the end of the year! Woofy joins as guest as we read to naughty stories about Christmas, one naughty story about bunny and fox cops, one more really naughty story about Christmas but not about Santa, and then continuing the trend of geriatric gay sex, a story about Mr. Burns. We wish you all a happy whatever you celebrate and if you don’t celebrate anything a happy fucking Friday!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/24/season-12-episode-8-i-fucked-santa-with-my-face/

Season 12 Episode 8 – I Fucked Santa with my Face

Fanfics read:
UA’s Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami)
i’m just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Happy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck in some capacity but hopefully not as bad! Celebrate the right way by listening to our last Hentaimas episode. That’s all I got, enjoy!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/31/season-12-episode-9-stadium-fries-die-here/

Season 12 Episode 9 – Stadium Fries Die Here

Fanfics read:
Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack

I laughed a lot during this episode. That's all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/01/22/season-12-episode-10-hue-go-award-winning-episode-fnf-the-bell-tolls-for-thee-scoob/

Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’

Fanfics read:
~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams)
Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics)
Ginger’s Inside Story (by N01)
Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley

In what can only be classified under international law as “a clusterfuck” of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs were available during World War 2, discuss geometry, and Logan gets upset when he is robbed of mpreg. Just your typical Wednesday night.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/04/season-12-episode-11-ha-ha-youve-lost-control-of-your-limbs-for-life/

Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for life

Fanfics read:
Palentine's Day (by Enpasii)
Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot)
Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay)
The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog)
A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

All you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/18/season-12-episode-12-youll-always-be-my-silverboat/

Season 12 Episode 12 - You'll Always Be My Silverboat

Fanfics read:
The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill)
Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis)
An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mish

I need to stop mentally projecting the concept of "next week can't be as bad as this week" because *flails at everything*.

In this lovely romp, which features Mish as a guest reader, we traipse through some FF7 Star Wars...smut? I guess it counts as smut to someone. Enjoy those included images in the fanfic, btw. Fucking nightmare fuel. Then we visit the spirit of Alan Rickman having the runs. Finally, we discuss the finer points of Argonian homo-sex in all the juicy, slithery details.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/04/season-12-episode-13-extreme-g-zuz-the-video-game/

Season 12 Episode 13 - Extreme G-zuz (The video game)

Fanfics read:
The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)
Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)
Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo Man
Don’t think The Peepee Poopoo Man
And whatever you do don’t have sex with Sans.

I’ve given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic.

Oh, and Don’t eat that french fry off the ground. You’ll get a cum cold.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/11/season-12-episode-14-adam-sandler-is-not-in-beastars-as-far-as-i-know/

Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)

Fanfics read:
Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)
A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny

David says: “Here’s your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.”

It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed*

*not a guarantee

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/25/season-12-episode-15-a-bad-case-of-salt-dick/

Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt Dick

Fanfics read:
Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))
Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) 

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose

Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you're here for the fanfic episode. Right.

In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn't think I'd ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/15/season-12-episode-16-gurkle/

Season 12 Episode 16 - GURKLE

Fanfics read:
please don’t read this (by orphan_account)
Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)
smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

You know you're in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled "please don't read this". Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/29/season-12-episode-17-elvis-noise/

Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis Noise

Fanfics read:
The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god’s domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn’t have meddled. We shouldn’t have nom’d the lettuce.

Save us. Save us from…the Mitch.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/13/season-12-episode-18-an-ass-eaten-in-every-driveway/

Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every Driveway

Fanfics read:
69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)
Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/20/season-12-episode-19-the-jews-4-chuggs-sect/

Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs Sect

Fanfics read:
Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account)
Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka)
HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses)
Mikey and Leo's Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius)

There's a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There's more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/26/season-12-episode-20-gohman-tamago-pops-the-squirt/

Season 12 Episode 20 - Gohman Tamago Pops The Squirt

The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).

Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!

Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays. 

To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/