Friday Night Fanfiction - Season 8

Fanfics read:
Tasty Seduction (by ManuelMantastic)
Training in the Village for a Massive Man (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn  

We return once again to the land of the living. Oh shit, this story was written by Stevo. Fuck it, let’s go back to the land of the dead.

Kicking Season 8 off with a bang as well as some sexy whimpers, the crew returns to read a story of two star-crossed lovers finding perfection in one another. It’s just a damn shame those two lovers are Gritty and Toomgis. Yeah, Stevo wrote this to get Logan to shut up about the two mascots and the rest of the crew has to suffer through it. Behold the eldritch horror of Tasty Seduction.

After that, as if we hadn’t had enough, we reread a ComicsNix classic with Training in the Village for a Massive Man. Naruto and the Hulk get into some ass-tentacle weirdness. That’s about it I think. Well, here we go again. Cheers to another Season of the awful!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/02/01/season-8-episode-1-nothing-was-hotter-to-gritty-than-sexual-consent/

Season 8

Season 8 Episode 1 - Nothing was hotter to Gritty than sexual consent

Fanfics read:
Devito Raider (by Brododile)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations and complain about our parents!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/02/07/season-8-episode-2-warden-my-erection-got-stuck-again/

Season 8 Episode 2 – Warden, my erection got stuck again!

Fanfics read:
Snow (by Monik-chanlove)
Desire (by DarkRiku0)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

So, full disclosure: I have never attempted to watch more than 20 seconds of a PewDiePie video ever. I don't care enough to. And I don't know who this Cry-character is that's also apparently a YouTuber. But we tried to read an MPREG fanfiction about them! Snow, which was apparently run through some kind of translator, goes full-daytime-soap on us before we switched over to the hottest Kairi X Kairi(?) fanfic we've read on a Wednesday night in February of 2019! That's not saying much though. I honestly can't tell if Desire fizzled or sizzled because I'm currently filled with 19 different variants of Xehanort and at least two Soras.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/02/15/season-8-episode-3-cosmic-dangles-my-mathematical-harem/

Season 8 Episode 3 - Cosmic Dangles - My Mathematical Harem

Fanfics read:

Not-Tiny Hermione (by GiantessLover)
A Whore for Bigfoot (by TooBigToFit)
Flavortown University (by shlonglord)
Reporting for Duty (by Jason)
Doctor Hoo (by x-sparklegurl1997-x)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, LackofSense, Afrohawk

Hey, everyone! Stevo here, posting from out of state! Currently at VGMCon, so I will have to make this writeup brief. LackofSense and Afrohawk joined us for our first experiment in the new ordering for the show, and it worked out really well. We got through FIVE stories. Ted Cruz may or may not be in one of them. You’ll just have to listen to find out!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/02/24/season-8-episode-4-his-penis-did-a-u-turn/

Season 8 Episode 4 – His Penis Did A U-Turn

Fanfics read:

Kingdom Hearts The Legend of Keyblade Master – Side Chapter The Exciting Physical Examination (by Azmodan0210)
Edwards brithday (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)
Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Symphoenix, Ms. Pouty

Finally! We get to one of Shawn and Stevo’s favorite properties ever! We get to read a Senran Kagura story (much to Logan’s dismay). There’s one problem: it’s a crossover with Kingdom Hearts. Well, there’s way more problems than that, but that’s just one of the bigger problems. The crew starts off with some side chapter in a story called The Legend of Keyblade Master called The Exciting Physical Examination.

Next, David reads a short story about Ward from Twitlight called Edward’s brithday. It definitely was a…uh, thing.

Lastly, Symphoenix and Ms. Pouty return to help us tackle our…LONGFIC?! Yes, five episodes in, we begin at least attempting to take on Brewdening Love for the first time on FNF! No spoilers from us about it in this description, but it is a classic on a level almost reaching My Immortal. Sinnars fuk of!!!11

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/03/06/season-8-episode-5-nudity-takes-a-backseat/

Season 8 Episode 5 – Nudity Takes a Backseat

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Enigmatic, JoeldaAlcoholic

In this week’s installment, we get knee deep back into Brewdening Love with our guests Enigmatic and Joel. We discuss Hot Bird Water, which is a thing. Really I just don’t have much to type about this because it’s Brewdening Love and I won’t spoil any of it for y’all, you’ll just have to listen!

Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/03/10/season-8-episode-6-hot-bird-water/

Season 8 Episode 6 - Hot Bird Water

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Scout

Another week, another instance of Love of the Brewdening variety! Wolfy and Scout-y grace us with their ha-ha’s as we cobble together both a makeup recording with the regular episode last week. There’s a LOT of content, and it’s…well, if you’ve listened to any of this so far you know exactly what to expect.

To get the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/03/15/season-8-episode-7-top-25-placenta-recipes-and-other-things-that-are-gross/

Season 8 Episode 7 - Top 25 Placenta Recipes and Other Things that are Gross

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Kutsu Shita

Boy, what fun being a vampire is! Our characters in Brewdening Love sure are relate-able, believable, and not at all grating on our nerves at this point! NOPE! Thanks Kutsu for putting up with us as we try to get more chapters done on this. Sorry, I promise (probably) the writeups after this one will be better written.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/03/22/season-8-episode-8-vampire-baseball/

Season 8 Episode 8 - Vampire Baseball

Fanfics read:

Legolas (by Laura)
A Valentines Gone Too Far Fortnite NSFW Fanfiction (by InflamedIce)
Steam (by Swood)
Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tea, DLucks

I feel like these writeups get so much harder to do when we’re reading a long story. Like, I could wax philosophical about many things when we’re not mired in an extended read but now? All I want to do is just bang my head on the desk.

Tea and DLucks join us as we take a tiny, super small reprieve from Brewdening Love and get some other flavors in the mix. First we read Legolas. We regretted it. Then, we read about Fortnite in A Valentines Gone Too Far Fornite NSFW Fanfiction. Those who cared regretted it, though most of us didn’t know any of the characters. You know, because its Fortnite. Then we read about Bionicle, and Logan and Tea cared and very much regretted it. Then it was more Brewdening Love. *sigh*

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/03/30/season-8-episode-9-and-then-the-dark-lord-said-oh-no/

Season 8 Episode 9 – and then the dark lord said ‘oh no…’

Fanfics read:

Brewdening Love – A Twilight Fanfic (by ErinOfTheCullenClan)
maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there (by shuppet44)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn

WE FINALLY FINISHED BREWDENING LOVE! Holy shit, that felt way longer and worse than I remembered it. Disdonn helped us finally knock this thing to the mat for the fullcount. This will also hopefully be the last episode that’s cobbled together from multiple recordings. To celebrate the fact that we finished, we read a fucking lovely My Hero Academia fanfic called maybe you shouldnt put your dick in there. I won’t spoil anything about it but it was great, and made all the sweeter because Dave ducked out early so he didn’t get to witness it. It’s okay, I’ll make him listen to it this week. So happy to be moving on from this shit!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/04/07/season-8-episode-10-my-dick-can-fall-off-for-all-i-care-ive-accepted-my-fate/

Season 8 Episode 10 – My dick can fall off for all I care, I’ve accepted my fate

Fanfics read:

Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel (by EuroCat)
Flash Fiction Fuckin’s (by DraceDomino)
First Encounter (by Lyris Malachi)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, Rhythm Bastard

It feels like the dawning of a new age today! Birds are chirping in the trees. Foxes are darting in and out of traffic making strange noises. And of course we’re doing what we always do: reading fanfiction.

In this episode, we start off with another My Hero Academia fanfiction, called Tsuyu and Bakugo in Rapunzel. After last week’s Hot-Pocket Fuck Experiment, honestly didn’t mind calming it down a bit with some 4th wall breaking humor. A gallant attempt at shifting default user-ships for Heroackkckkkha. After that, we read some sections from Flash Fiction Fuckin’s. Each chapter was a different pairing apparently, and we enjoyed picking what the next person had to suffer through. Then Cassie and Rhythm Bastard joined us to reread a classic involving the School of Hogwarts and a giant squid. Then some more flash fiction thingies. Overall, 100million points out of 10 because it wasn’t Brewdening Love (I promise I will only harp on that for a few more weeks).

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/04/12/season-8-episode-11-the-adventures-of-pooh-bear-and-his-malware-infested-usb-stick/

Season 8 Episode 11 - The Adventures of Pooh-Bear and his Malware-Infested USB Stick

Fanfics read:

Kingdom Farts (by ClosetFetishist)
dressed to impress (by wbtrashking (fan_nerd))

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Oh, fucking wonderful. We finally get to read one of those infamous farting stories. This is going to go absolutely swimmingly. We kick of the evening with Kingdom Farts. It honestly does end up being funnier than it sounds, but that’s only if you enjoy fart sounds in-general. After that, we read our first story from Soul Eater. It’s okay, I guess, but mostly it just prompts a lot of questions about weapons having sex. Stevo also complains a lot about being constipated and the crew says ketchup and catsup a lot. Outstanding!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/04/26/season-8-episode-12-logan-youll-have-to-speak-up-i-cant-hear-you-over-this-shit-in-my-ears/

Season 8 Episode 12 - Logan, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over this shit in my ears

69 Hues of Disney 2 Simba from The Lion King bangs his way out of the (by BusterManwomb)
69 hues of Disney 3 (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Mark the day of this glorious event in the stone wheel of time that records humanity’s accomplishments. We read our first story by BusterManwomb, who wrote a sequel to 69 Hues of Disney. The original story was already a ridiculous journey through a deranged psyche, but somehow the sequel ratchets up the insanity past numbers conceivable to the human race. Simba fucks his way out of the grid in order to get some fucking tacquitos. The main plotline is somehow the most coherent thing in the story. Then we read the sequel to the sequel. I’d say more but this story is best not spoiled.

Gird your loins for the cockbludgeoning of a lifetime.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/05/03/season-8-episode-13-whats-the-japanese-word-for-moist/

Season 8 Episode 13 - What's the Japanese Word for Moist?

Fanfics read:

Sonic’s Ultimate Harem (by Lil’ Soniq)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nyami, Sara

Nyami and Sara join us for our first foray into the legendary story known as Sonic’s Ultimate Harem. First, no, we are not reading the entire thing. It is far larger than we could ever hope to conquer. Now that I got that out of the way, yes, we read one chapter of it (well, at least parts of it) and we may do it again in the future! But, as you’ll hear, it’s definitely…how do I put it. It’s definitely up our alley, so we can only handle so much of it.

Maybe next time we should pick a chapter where we know the female character that is involved. Maybe also we shouldn’t dole out bad sex advice.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/05/13/season-8-episode-14-vaginal-anal-hand-clapping/

Season 8 Episode 14 - Vaginal-Anal Hand Clapping

Fanfics read:

Pikapoon (by Rishi12345)
Paula Deen’s Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff)
The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen)
Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212) 

Pikapoon (by Rishi12345)
Paula Deen’s Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff)
The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen)
Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212)

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, Epidehl

Mirri and Epidehl join us again for a nice variety selection of stories in this episode. We revisit the wonderful world of Pokémon fucking with Pikapoon. Then we get all buttery with Paula Deen’s Salty Secret. Following that, we get very livejournal with a fanwritten addition to The very secret diaries featuring Haldir and a few others. Lasty, we start the starchy magical journey of Touched By His Noodley Appendage. David definitely missed some fun but we’ll make sure he gets caught up next week in the stickiest way possible.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/05/17/season-8-episode-15-military-training-how-to-breathe-with-your-butt/

Season 8 Episode 15 - Military Training: How to Breathe with your Butt

Fanfics read: 
Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212)
Barbie Q, the Grill Who Fell in Love with Christian Grey (by EuroCat)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Simjan, Gorejuice

Simjan and Gorejuice join us to finish reading about Harry Potter FSM and then a girl that pretends to be god in order to fuck a guy and get his lady to leave. First up, we finish Touched By His Noodley Appendage. It’s just as weird of an ending as it was to begin with. Then, Simjan actually wrote the story we read! Barbie Q, the Grill Who Fell in Love with Christian Grey is all about grill fucking. Yup. It’s pretty good.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/05/24/season-8-episode-16-old-fuckdog-cookies/

Season 8 Episode 16 - Old Fuckdog Cookies

Fanfics read: 
An Olympic Dream (by Nemeta)
69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg (by BusterManwomb)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

The core four (and by four, I mean five) close out the end of Season 8 by reading more stuff. It’s pretty good. First up, we get the firsthand account of QWOP in An Olympic Dream. Then, we get more manwombness with 69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg. It is very accurate Hollywood blockbuster experience!

With the end of Season 8, we’re taking our usual small break! The sign up sheet for Season 9 will be up on our site and available until June 15th, so be sure to sign up by then. We will return the first week in July, and hopefully by then we’ll not only be recovered but also have new things added to our Patreon, along with lots of other awesome new stuff! We’re glad everyone survived Season 8…mostly intact.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/05/31/season-8-episode-17-all-ruined-cause-of-a-little-doodoo/

Season 8 Episode 17 – All ruined cause of a little doodoo

The drunken terrible fanfiction podcast that you never knew you needed (and your mother warned you about).

Join Stevo, David, Logan, Val, and Shawn as the Nighthorse crew takes on terribly terrible (erotic?) fanfiction weekly, accompanied by guests from the community, fanfiction writers, and random people we roped into suffering with us. Loose drinking rules for whenever you make a mistake, and you can see how this goes downhill quickly!

Episodes are recorded and broadcasted weekly on Wednesdays at 8PM EST, with edited versions posted on Fridays. 

To listen to live episodes, submit a fanfiction for us to read, put in a request to be a guest on the show, join our Discord, and a ton of other stuff, head on over to http://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/