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The demo track I recorded for Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat.

Dated December 2024

Puss In Boots vs The Cat In The Hat - Eddie's Demo

Deadpool vs Peter Griffin. rap battle. by fightmarker.

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/OJIl2Eing_c?si=EbRd3YUGQMwDRwmH

LongestSoloEver as Mr. Wolf
Eddiefrb as Dog Man

KingSpirals as Sarah Hatoff

Mr. Wolf:
yes… yes…
Yes! Guess who’s in the verse
Lupus steal like Lupin the third
Peach fuzz buzz cut, dude, hit the curb (woah)
You don’t wanna chase me, pooch, stick to squirrels

Hit the Triple Flip-O-Rama with the fleece
And judging by your art, they defunded the police
Half-human head over heels for poodles - guess frou-frou appeals to ya
True blue feeling of Zuzuphilia

You and I are alike, we’ve been to prison
But you didn’t do time for the crimes that you committed
And when I said I gathered a team and got a jump on police and hit a lick on the chief
It’s pretty different

The only thing you snatched is Petey the Cat’s cradle
Did him just like his whiskers - took one off his side later
Hats off! Had to put you on the news, half-wit
Half-dog, half-man, 100% pig

Sarah Hatoff:
We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive
Breaking News! Sarah Hatoff, reporting for duty
The Bad Guys tried to take the track and failed
Now they’re being hauled straight to Cat Burglar Jail

(wow!) That sounds great, our hero is a trooper
No matter what we need him to do, he’d be like (Supa!)
Now I think it’s high time for me to introduce the
Half-dog, half-man, 100% SUPA COP
DOG MAN!

Dog Man:
(ruff!) 
Your gang’s stuck in handcuffs
Make like the whole crowd and put your hands up
Whether it’s a guinea or the fuzz you screw with
When up against the piggies, you huff, puffed, and blew it

Tell me who’s the half-wit with the crew straight-laced
When you got double-crossed by a dude named Snake
and when it comes to custody, you better pay your bail
I’ll be hanging with Lil Petey, you’ll be left hanging in jail

Mr. Wolf:
Easy there, Paw Patrol, don’t do something drastic
Stick to acting as Living Spray for Scholastic
No-showed by Al, can’t go home to Alice
You hired Yung Gravy cuz you flow like molasses

Dog Man:
I gave the whole industry some Cannery Grow
You gave up your soul for your film to stand on its own
‘Cuz Dreamworks needed Awkwafina just to get the Webs talking
I’d throw the book at you if anybody had a copy

Mr. Wolf:
Well, If you wanna book me, I’m thinking this crook should
I should call you Marmalade, cuz you’re making me look good
You got your wires crossed, and blew the fuse together
Then doubled your stupidity when you fused together

Somehow stitched your body back up but never your broken life
Now you’re stuck wallowing in dog days and lonely Knights
You’re chasing your own tail, let me throw your girl a bone
Your separation was warranted cuz nobody was home

Dog Man:
I’m top dog, and I’m fellin’ the felon that’s stepping up
Pretending he fell in line the second he fell in love
I’m Diane to fetch bandits lying with fed branches
Bring in the Crimson Paw, I’d catch her red-handed

You’re all bark, perp - lazy
Forget Dog Man, you’re caught up on Purse Lady
Before this twerp breaks free, I’ll muzzle him, making him stay quiet
And we’ll forever both have the right to remain (silent)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by meantime
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by TerminalRepo & BMB
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

The demo track I recorded for Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man.
Dated March 2025

Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man - Eddie's Demo

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/BWw-Pr7JBPM?si=PQ40LkhZFFTQzGj9

DumbShlop as Tobias
Eddiefrb as Berdly

Berdly:
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock who’s a snake
He’s got wealth but not of knowledge; he’s rich with green and envy  
His parents may be affluent but he can’t pick up Penny

Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek
You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You won’t be my partner and certainly not my player 2

Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off ‘cuz you’re a m-m-mouth breather
How’s your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan’t be courting her
That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her

Tobias:
I’m part of a class you would not be instructing
Ain’t the teacher’s pet usually, like, a hamster or something?
Seems I’ve been challenged to a duel, but we’re skipping the joust
‘Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out

Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you’re ignored
You started simping for your Queen and now you’re stuck on this cord
You built a statue of yourself and it’s disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper because you’re chunkin’ the deuce, man

You’re lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susie’s got her by the reigns, like hell she'll be your dear
Listen here, don’t you talk about my sister, she’s in college and she’s fine
And I doubt that she’ll see Dess, but I told her to said hi

Berdly:
Your faux excuses, try ‘em, we know this dude is lying
The scope you’re viewing life in is cope, it’s too biased
Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores
There’s no room left in Kris’ party, but there’s plenty in yours

How can you be a ladies' man when there’s no chick to your name
You’re like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain
You’re not a leader, you’re a Loser, there’s no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades

Tobias:
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
I’m not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests

Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didn’t know
Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude, but you’ll still never be as cool as me

Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb, DumbShlop, iGreenOwl & MegaPMB
Beat prod. by waera
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by MegaPMB
Cover Design by MegaPMB & Eddiefrb

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